Friendlocke Quotes

i post quotes from the three seasons of saltydkdans friendlocke now and then | if you follow only for quotes, block the tag #not a quote

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I love all genders

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This is an automated message for a Mister Gerber: Baby this is Big Mommy Rental Service here to let you know that unfortunately we will not be able to fulfill your mommy pergging order until march 2nd, sorry!

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Come here child. You lost. Money is not enough now.

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We're on a venture for power and blood!

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Derek, give me a fucking berry.

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What?! I lost to a mere child like you?! And now I have to strip down? Buck naked?

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Unfortunately my love interest did die.

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Okay, Gabi, just because I am not giving you something it doesn't mean I am homophobic!

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Dream Mitch

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I just keep thinking of the Pufferfish.

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I guess we're praying to Nin?

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The friendlocke is temporary, the drip is forever.

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Why does your toilet sound like tinnitus?

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Derek I think, uh, you got just called a manlet.

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This is me when I get on estrogen.

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Alright, cool! Let's go home, gang!