Peter Parker’s Pad

Robbie.  21.  I like comic books and burritos.

[bisexualwario]

[anexperimentallife]

[suriel]

this reply in the comments tho

[thatdisasterauthor]

This did not go where I expected from the first tweet and now I am laughing so hard I am crying.

[1617]

fuck this pandemic i couldve ruined 2020 on my own

[avengers-posts]

[australiansanta]

why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies

[strangebiology]

New fossils suggest that spinosaurus was fully aquatic, meaning we have to re-imagine this bigger-than-T. Rex dino’s looks and behavior. Video and article from National Geographic.

[obviousbaitfish]

YO WHAT

[jasontheredhood]

Shots fired

[whitepeopletwitter]

[soupbeast]

I know that the “billionaire playboy” look is important to B’s look but honestly if the joker or smthn tried to kill someone at a gala and Bruce fuckin decked him everyone would probably just be like “damn these Gotham boys are just Like That huh”

[graaaaceeliz]

Too true, the actual reason nobody makes Bruce Wayne the Batman seriously is because the entirety of Gotham is ridiculous and Like That

[jasontoddiefor]

Reporter: Mister Wayne, how did you find the courage to punch the Joker?

Bruce: That clown comes to my party, threatens my guests and my children - of course I deck him. What else was I supposed to do? Wait for Batman to show up?

[thebelgianconspiracy-deactivate]

I

[kreature-ofthenight]

Bruce Wayne becomes the lead symbol of the “we cant always just wait for Batman” movement

[multitrackdrifting-deactivated2]

[bladedamus]

September Mood

[prokopetz]

Team “not actually oblivious to flirting, just terrified of appearing presumptuous” represent.

[prokopetz]

“Yes, in the balance of consideration this person’s behaviour could certainly be interpreted as flirtatious, but it would be purest arrogance for me to just assume they actually meant what they said. I should gather more evidence. Forever.”

[friendly-neighborhood-spiderguy]

Me

[tastefullyoffensive]

They look so content. (via thedocholliday)

[mangonetics]

why are moms so afraid of Doom turning their kids into devil-worshippers. like, Doom has a pretty strong anti-demon message to it

[762nukem]

One of the devs of the original 1993 game is a mormon with that exact position.

[kazucrash-deactivated20191209]

That would be Sandy Petersen.

[viesti3]

Nice

[nomadactual-deactivated20171012]

“You kill demons to save the World.”

“That’s devil worship.”

“Lady….you cut in half demons with a chainsaw. It’s not worshipping anything but the chainsaws frankly.”

[xander-the-bastard]

Terry Pratchett’s view on Doom:

“Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil… prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon…”

[agripinaafalls]

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Not sure if this was shared yet, but thought it might belong here

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ruubesz-draws]

Yes! I can finally draw Barb! I’d like to think that she and Mothra are good friends (since both are queens and all). I know some of you may disagree but Mike did say that Barb is not stupid, so Barb knows who to not mess with. She knows her place. Oh, and don’t mind Godzilla and Rodan being themselves in the background…

*DO NOT REPOST MY ART*

[whitepeopletwitter]