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Cosmere

[evil-gender]

kelsier has been dead for 20 slutty, slutty years in real time

[confused-stars]

Dalinar: I happen to have a circus, and these other people's monkeys seem skilled and loyal, so I will be taking them and giving them a better job.

[tranjerine]

In the middle of reading warbreaker and this is how I’m kinda sorta maybe imagining some of the characters bc I lowkey don’t remember how they’re all described oops lol

[typebeanie]

Pros of the Stormlight Archive getting an adaptation: There’s going to be so many new fans!!

Cons of the Stormlight Archive getting an adaptation: There’s going to be so many new fans.

[khaedart]

”You make our religion all about you”

Combining the best things from Mistborn Era 1 (Ati, Leras, and stained glass)

[khaedart]

“We are gods, Kelsier,” Preservation said with a voice that trailed off, then grew louder, then trailed off again. “We permeate everything. The rocks are me. The people are me. And him. All things persist, but decay. Ruin… and Preservation…”

I needed three years of constant practice to give these pieces the artstyle they deserved, and I am very glad that I let Ruin marinate a bit (read: forget about the WIP's existence) before coming back to finish it. Then giving Preservation a redraw. The colours look much, much better side by side than I expected, though I legit did not realise I gave them postures and angles so similar to one another. Anyways, here they are together, since they are a package deal.

[cadmim]

what kelsier and hoid have, to me:

[maidslime]

Ok like. Imagine life without ads. You wake up, check your messages across a variety of apps, no ads. You get up and put on the tv while you prep your breakfast, no ads. Maybe you drive somewhere and switch on the radio, no ads. Maybe you drive a long distance, yet somehow, not a single billboard on your path. You pick up a newspaper or magazine to pass the time, no advertisements only articles. You turn on your game console, the home screen is just about your games, no ads to buy more. You open a streaming app, you don't pay extra for no ads, there's just no ads ever.

Think about how much of your time is spent looking at ads. "Download ublock" yeah I know, I have. But that doesn't change that the world is covered with endless advertising. Imagine never seeing that again. How much better our lives would be.

[nooneinnportant]

[nooneinnportant]

Ahh, the Kholins. The worlds most dysfunctional family how I love you guys. Please never change.

[incorrect-quotes-of-the-cosmere]

Dalinar, writing in his diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

[breadraccoon]

Ishar: Hey guys, I’ve invited Honor to join our side and to imbue us with the power to defeat our newly immortalized enemies. Be cordial and respectful. We really need Honor’s help.

*All Heralds nod in agreement*

Chana: *A minute into talking with Honor* You’re a destroyer of worlds and bringer of DEATH!

[sycamorality]

op disabled reblogs but i really wanted this post on my blog again

[cremconnoisseur]

“you are not worse for your association with the world but it is better for its association with you”

hey man fuck you

[nooneinnportant]

[dnyane]

How to tell your nephew you are gonna be fuckin his widowed mom?

Step 1: Beat him senseless. Proving that you could kill him at any time, and hence you are not interested in killing him, because you love him, like a son.

Step 2: Order him, the King, to give you the most powerful position in the kingdom, so you can enforce the "ways" that you yourself came across through delusions and some very suspicious book.

Step 3: Post script the fact that you are gonna be fuckin his mom now onwards, and ask him to get used to it, on your way out.

[gooseisamenace]

Wayne & MeLaan

(knowing wayne he definitely traded like a three day old sandwich for this evanotype)