Delivering water is tiring work! Good thing Stan’s not doing it alone <3
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@friendlypack
Delivering water is tiring work! Good thing Stan’s not doing it alone <3
Thank you for the ask!
Some Friendlypack things to consider
Stan and Jimmy going to a drive-in movie theater.
Stan sometimes gets grey hair and he usually just goes to a barber shop to get it dyed blonde but Jimmy suggests he dyes it for him since he always dyes his own hair.
Their birthdays are pretty close - Stan’s in April and Jimmy’s in May - so it’s hard for them to forget. Stan takes birthdays seriously and loves to celebrate all his friends birthday especially his boyfriend’s. Jimmy doesn’t care much for birthdays for personal reasons but he loves Stan so he makes sure to do something special for Stan’s birthday.
Stan may be tech savvy but he still doesn’t understand some of the memes and internet slag Jimmy uses. Like “Let’s get this bread”, “Weird flex but okay”, and “What if We Kissed at” meme.
Stan once was driving in his delivery truck in an out of city area where a farmer’s market was. He decided to get some stuff from there as well as an assortment of flowers including sunflowers. He gives Jimmy a bouquet of them as a gift. Jimmy loves the gift and takes good care of the flowers by putting them in a vase in front of his bedroom window with sunlight and giving it water. It always makes Stan happy to see the flowers when he visits him.
Jimmy teaching Stan a few dance moves like the floss (the reason I thought of this was from the behind the scenes video of “The Good Place” where the actor Ted Danson was learning it from another actor).
Even though Jimmy was the person to tell Stan to use pick up lines and do other romantic things when he first started to find someone, he still uses pickup lines and stuff he finds online on Jimmy. Some being kind of dirty like how Jimmy’s pickup lines were and others just being sweet and cute. Most of them make Jimmy blush.
Stan makes dad jokes. For example “I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!” and “My friend keeps saying “cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.” I know he means well.” The standard jokes he says always makes Jimmy groan in annoyance but sometimes it makes him laugh.
It took a while but Stan loves showering Jimmy in affection by holding his hand, giving him a hug, or kissing him on the cheek even doing it in public.
They once tried to dress up nice and go to a fancy restaurant in the city together. Stan was a stuttering mess like how he was talking with girls and Jimmy was just stressed beyond belief that they end up bailing the joint. They then decided to just chat at a chill bar and go have fun throughout the night (crime stuff etc).
They go to a record store and purchase some vinyl together. Stan has a recorder player that his family gave him so he and Jimmy spend the afternoon in his apartment listening to songs they bought. Even dancing to a few.
some sketches
i miss these two
Stan has .003 seconds to respond to Jimmy or it’s too late. The stupid thing is did. Also, of course Stan’s background is a picture of Jimmy.
“You stay safe out there, pal”
Finally done ;; I don’t take Mark seriously that Stan is dead, I think he’s just gonna be busy for a little while, and that’s A-Ok. Los Santos will be waiting for him~
Title: every part of you Word Count: 11,324 Rating: Explicit Summary: “Stan–spread out on Jimmy’s bed, blonde hair mussed, smiling–is something that Jimmy didn’t think he’d get to see if he lived a million years.“
Read the full fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/19942951/chapters/47222299
He’s a bad influence.
@envarchy drawing Stan with sharp teeth got me like 👀 💦
idk if im gonna finish this so here’s the sketch + values
Haha so @gay-spaghetti @envorechy
((i know jimmy isnt dead but we haven’t seen him in forever, let me enjoy my angst in peace))
((This is somewhat of a continuation from this))
When the sun started shining through the windows both men were still sleeping. Jimmy was the first one to wake up, a little sore from sleeping on the floor but he was more worried about last night, his mind could only think about Stan, he was never the kind to keep things to himself, he always talked about everything in his life and if whatever happened last night that got him upset enough to not say a single word that meant something went really wrong. -Good morning fannypack The blonde man opened his eyes slowly -Hmm… Morning friendly J -Wanna go to the couch or want to stay on the floor a bit more? -I… I think I’ll go to the couch… Jimmy went to the kitchen to fetch a glass of water for Stan, when he was back Stan was already on the couch with a blanket, he gave him the water and sat next to him. His mind was trying to come up with a way to ask him about last night but he didn’t wanted to pressure Stan too much. Luckily for him, the water man started speaking before Jimmy could say anything. -I’m sorry if I worried you J it’s just… when i got there Denise was the one at t-the door and of course i couldn’t speak pr-properly so she just gave me my stuff but i tried to ask her if I could see my sweet baby boy and she s-said no and that I should s-s-stop trying so I… I broke down in front of her -He looked as if he was about to cry again- and I tried to ask again and… and then she said t-that nobody would ever want to be with me because how how p-pathetic I was and because of how much I cry and… and she closed the door on face… and I guess it stuck with me be-because when I got back I was s-so afraid you would… leave me too if you saw me crying and- -Stan look at me The young one grabbed him from his chin forcing him to look him in the eyes. -I would never, NEVER, leave you just ‘cause something is making you feel bad. Heard me? Not today, not ever There was a moment of silence, then a small laugh from the blonde, he had some small tears forming in his eyes. -Thank you Jimmy.. thank you so much… -Hey, it’s nothing sunflower, try not to forget it okay Stanley? -he kissed his check -Don’t worry, I’ll try my best to not forget Jimothy
a look in the mirror - Part 2 (end)
Summary: Crowley and Aziraphale are looking for a dog. A dog that could conceivably destroy Los Santos. And they need Stan and Jimmy’s help.
Part 2 of 2 Word Count: 2,317 / 4,964 Click here for Part 1
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Twenty minutes later, and they’re still at an impasse.
Remind me why we can’t do the snatch and grab again? Jimmy thinks impatiently.
Because Cerberus and his descendants have to willingly give ownership. Which is to say—we can’t take the dog unless the dog recognizes us as its owner.
Right… Jimmy thinks skeptically.
I don’t make the rules, Crowley grouses.
“What can we give you in exchange for your dog? Anything you want. Even a brand new dog that looks exactly the same,” Aziraphale says beseechingly. The sun is still hot in the sky, though it’s begun to dip.
By Jimmy’s estimates, they’ve probably got a solid 30 minutes before the sun sinks into the horizon.
Keep reading
a look in the mirror - Part 1
Summary: Crowley and Aziraphale are looking for a dog. A dog that could conceivably destroy Los Santos. And they need Stan and Jimmy’s help.
Part 1 of 2 Word Count: 2,647 / 4,964 Click here for Part 2
Content Warnings: spoilers for Good Omens, hand-wavy allusions to Jimmy’s criminal activities, and general shenanigans. Which is to say, the four of them together share one brain cell. Oh, and body-possession. That happens.
For @envorechy, who incepted GTA-Good Omens as a concept into my brain.
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The angels call it “ineffable”; Jimmy calls it bad luck.
As it turns out, it’s a bit of both.
It’s wrong time, wrong place. Or right time, right place, depending on the perspective of things.
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stan and jimmy but they’re aziraphale and crowley
Touch-Starved
I love the headcanon that Stan is touch-starved so I wrote a little drabble about it (I dont remember who came up with it) if u know who pls tag them/send this to them!)
Stan was shaking.
Not noticeably, but he was indeed trembling a bit.
It’s been years since someone last touched him in a loving way, and he was beginning to forget what a loving human touch felt like.
Until he met Jimmy Bending.
The way he hugged him one day made Stan’s heart flutter. Ever since then, Stan’s developed a huge crush on Jimmy. Luckily for him, Jimmy felt the same, and now they were dating. However, although they would often flirt with each other, the couple has never done anything physical yet. They never held hands or cuddled or even kissed. And now that Stan remembered what touch felt like, he began to miss it desperately once again.
But he was afraid to touch Jimmy.
With Jimmy’s dark past of abuse and prostitution, Stan was afraid one touch would overwhelm him, and Stan didn’t want to make someone he loved uncomfortable for his own needs.
So he didn’t say anything when he got into Jimmy’s car to deliver water.
He didn’t say anything when Jimmy rested his hand on the console, just mere inches away from Stan’s arm.
As Jimmy went on about how great his new job at the Winery is, Stan stared longingly at Jimmy’s hand.
He was right there.
With a trembling hand, Stan placed it on the console, Jimmy’s hand now barely centimeters away.
Stan slowly starting inching his hand towards Jimmy’s. Almost… Right when their hands were about to brush, Jimmy lifted his hand to place it back on the steering wheel.
Stan instantly deflated.
Jimmy briefly glanced over at Stan, noticing his wild expression. He looked as if someone slapped him. Jimmy abruptly stopped talking about his job.
“Stan? You alright?”
Stan finally broke out of his trance and nodded.
“Y-Yeah, I’m alright. I-I think that’s the c-customer up there!” He exclaimed, purposefully changing the subject. Jimmy quickly stopped the car and got out.
“I’ll take care of this one.” With that, Jimmy shut the door and walked around to open the trunk. Stan watched him longingly the whole time. From when he got the water out of the trunk, to when he was giving the man his supply of water, to when he got back in the car and started driving again.
By now Stan was playing with his fingers and his shaking was more prominent.
He resorted to clasping his hands together, scratching at them every once in a while out of nervousness.
He was just so afraid to touch Jimmy, he felt the need to restrain himself from doing so.
By now Jimmy began noticing his boyfriend’s anxious behavior.
“Stan are you okay?” He asked once again, concern lacing his voice. Stan jumped and attempted to regain his relaxed posture. “Y-Yeah, o-of course. I’m f-fine. Don’t wor-rry Friendly J.”
Jimmy frowned, but kept driving. “The next’s order’s from Paleto,” He said quietly. Stan nodded.
He only got worse throughout the drive.
His shaking intensified, he scratched at his hands more, and whenever Jimmy tried to talk to him, he would flinch and barely manage to stutter out a response.
By about the halfway point to meet their next customer, Jimmy had enough and pulled into the burger shop parking lot. He turned the car off and turned to Stan, his expression stern yet worried.
“Okay, what’s the matter?”
Stan flinched and avoided Jimmy’s gaze.
“W-What do you mean, Friendly J? I’m f-fine!
“Cut the bullshit. You’ve been shaking throughout the whole ride, you’re sweating, you jump every time I talk to you, and you keep scratching at your hands. Did something happen? Talk to me, Stan!”
Stan scratched the back of his neck. Desperate to not drag Jimmy into his problems, he quickly responded, “I-I haven’t had water since yesterday! Y-Yeah, that’s it! I-I’ll just g-get some from the back!” With that, he swiftly pushed the door open and made his way to the back of the car, not stopping when he reached the trunk.
He stopped when he heard Jimmy open his door and sternly call out his name.
Stan sighed and turned around as Jimmy approached him.
“Stan just tell me what’s wrong! I just wanna help!”
Stan felt tears well up in his eyes.
“N-No! I-I don’t want you getting involved. I-I don’t wanna d-drag you down too!”
“Stan don’t worry about me right now. Just tell me what’s wrong with you, please!”
Stan couldn’t take it anymore.
“I-I’m touch starved!”
With that, he let the tears fall, along with his knees.
“M-My ex-wife, Denise, w-would never let me touch her, s-so over time, I learned to get used to it. B-But then I met you, a-and when you hugged me, it just made me r-remember how good it felt! B-But w-with your prostitution job, I-I’ve been too afraid to touch you- I mean, y-you get touched on a d-daily basis! I don’t wanna m-make you uncomfortable or s-scare you just f-for my own needs! W-What if I t-touch you the wrong way a-and you l-leave me?” Stan almost whispered that last part.
Jimmy just stared at him, his heart breaking. He slowly approached Stan and knelt down, slipping a finger under his chin so he would look up at him.
“Stan, while what you said about my prostitution job and how I react to touch may be true, that only applies to clients and random strangers. With you Stan, it’s okay. I know you would never hurt me and I know you have good intentions. I guess I’m just still getting used to the whole touch thing, which is why I haven’t touched you since we hugged. So I guess in a way, heh, this is my fault.” Jimmy’s voice broke at that last part.
“N-No no, Jimmy, it’s not your fault, it’s Denise’s. If y-you’re not ready to be touched by someone else, that’s perfectly fine w-with me. I-I was just overreacting, I shouldn’t have-”
Stan was cut off by Jimmy wrapping his arms around him, pulling him into a loving, yet back-breaking embrace. Stan’s eyes widened, and all he could do was sit there in shock. Jimmy rubbed his back. “It’s okay Sunflower. You can hug me back.”
The tears that finally slowed started streaming down Stan’s face once again as Stan hugged back, burying his face in Jimmy’s neck as he sobbed silently.
“Shh, it’s okay. I got you.”
Even after Stan’s sobs finally subsided, the pair continued to cling to each other as if the other would disappear into thin air. Eventually they pulled back, Jimmy helping Stan to his feet. Stan giggled lightly as Jimmy wiped his tears with the pads of his thumbs. “Thanks.”
Jimmy didn’t respond.
Instead, he grabbed Stan’s face, pulling him forward, and kissed him.
Stan stood there in shock before returning the kiss, grabbing Jimmy’s jacket and pulling him closer. They didn’t care who saw. They didn’t care that they were standing in the middle of a parking lot. All they cared about was each other. They finally pulled away, gasping for breath.
Jimmy then grabbed Stan’s hands and peppered soft kisses all over the freshly raw skin, making Stan blush. When he finished his hands, he planted a kiss on Stan’s cheek before pressing their foreheads together.
“I love you Sunflower. Don’t ever forget that.”
“I love you too, Friendly J.”
what i want to say: Stan and Jimmy desperately need each other their differences in personality are what help the other grow. Jimmy’s capable of being a good person but he descended into a really bad path early on in his life and never had anyone actually believe in him nor was motivated to be a better person. It wasn’t until Stan came around and gave him a chance- no not just a chance- but he let Jimmy know that he fully believed that deep down Jimmy is a good person despite everything he’s done. Stan needs Jimmy because he has bad in him and he needs someone to help him channel that bad out in better ways. He’s not a pure character at all, he has violent and disturbing tendencies that he suppresses and that suppression is not good. He needs healthier ways to deal with it and that’s where Jimmy comes in. Jimmy understands that grey area and he’s willing to be patient with Stan. Not just with Stan’s weird internal conflicts but everything about him. Stan’s awkward, a little slow, and does the strangest things like he’s literally pissed in Jimmy’s car at least three times now but despite everything Jimmy still respects him and loves him. He’s giving him the patience and love that was stolen away from Stan by his ex-wife. Stan has even contrasted Jimmy with his ex-wife he straight up compared how tolerant Jimmy is unlike his ex-wife. Like, the moment was totally overshadowed by the fact they were talking about piss lmao but still, Stan really did appreciate Jimmy’s understanding nature. Speaking of Stan’s ex-wife, Stan is so touch-deprived because of her and he feels so unloved because of it. Jimmy on the other hand canonically “needs a hug” but he also has problems with being touched because of his sexual past. They’re gonna grow together in fact they already are. Jimmy’s comfortable with hugging Stan and vice-versa. What they lack right now is communication because they’re both very, very bad at communicating their thoughts since they’re both very socially awkward. Stan’s interested in Jimmy, he really is, it’s just that Jimmy isn’t fond of his approach. Stan’s trying to explore his sexuality while Jimmy’s struggling with his. Stan dives in too fast when it comes to Jimmy but Jimmy isn’t completely communicating why he’s so bothered by it. Stan’s also not sending very clear messages to Jimmy because both of them speak in meTAPHORS all the time despite the fact that neither of them understand metaphors. It ends up just awkward and weird but it’s okay because there’s still room to grow and learn about each other. They’re both very stubborn and sometimes have really petty fights because of how dumb they both are sometimes but they always make up and grow from it. They’re both very complicated characters with troublesome pasts but they somehow manage to fill in each other’s gaps. As cheesy as it sounds, they complete each other and I need each other in order to grow and be better as individuals.
what i end up saying: stan gets dicked down in the back of his delivery truck i can absolutely prove this