Small Sips

Il n’y a pas plus sourd que celui qui ne veut pas entendre.

[ruinedchildhood]

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

i’m losing my mind

[friendlyfrankenstein]

bert was always my favorite muppet as a kid and TBH I stand by this as an adult. 

[friendlyfrankenstein]

anyways its been like four days and I have yet to stop laughing even slightly less at ‘OH GROOVE WITH ME BABY’ (THUNK THUNK THUNK) so 

im starting to suspect bert and ernie sketches were just the basis of my sense of humor

[dundermifflinscranton]

[onlytwitterpics]

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

[microsoftedging]

Just Let Him In

[andreablog2-deactivated20220425]

Why can’t Dunkin donuts sell dab pens

[camcrox]

G O O D B Y E

[opricat-deactivated20190919]

@plup-fiction

[tastefullyoffensive]

[hallucin8]

be sure to pee after sex so you don’t get an hdmi

[ant-08]

[platwaifu-deactivated20141005]

[medievalswords]

[relinquishmysky]

James acaster is a fucking gift

[anxietyproblem]

[killowave]

[valtsv]

i don’t want to look “hot” i want to look alluring, haunting, bewitching. i want to look like the kind of person hozier would write a song about.

[kaijuno]

Daniel Radcliffe’s wife is from Flint and so sometimes he’s in town and you just kinda… see fuckin Harry Potter out n about. Saw him leaving Texas Roadhouse today and he nodded at my round rim glasses lol

Didn’t ask for a picture but my waitress friend did and he took a pic with the whole crew

[kaijuno]

Dan Radcliffe is Flint’s local cryptid

[keepthemacramesecret]

[pkpaulshow]

[supposedlystacy]

me: hey! we close in four minutes just so you know!

customer: okay! :)

customer: