[great-and-small]

Don’t invite me to the function unless this is the exact vibe

[cerastes]

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

[cerastes]

This sux00rz…

[rocktheholygrail]

[great-and-small]

A tragic scene:

My turtle notices the blueberry I put out for him but in his excitement he drops it into his pond. He considers a recovery mission on his own, then turns to me for assistance instead.

Fear not- the berry was retrieved and the turtle was able to enjoy it as intended

[redstonedust]

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

[heated-blanket]

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

[ayeforscotland]

I’ve been in absolute tears cry laughing at this for the past 15 minutes.

[maykitz]

[birdbigbutch]

you stole dog blood

[vhs-dvd-comboplayer]

[ozempicofficial]

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrru-deacti]

we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory

 くコ:彡                                                                       くコ:彡                              くコ:彡  くコ:彡                                                        くコ:彡                           くコ:彡 くコ:彡

[squided]

I know I’m following the right people when I see this kinda stuff on my dash

[deathishauntedbyhumans]

@setepenre-set

[setepenre-set]

now C:≡ approaching octopus territory

C:≡                                                           C:≡                               C:≡      C:≡                                              C:≡                         C:≡

C:≡                                 C:≡      

[setepenre-set]

onwards C{≡ to jellyfish territory

C{≡             C{≡

                                          C{≡               C{≡                                                     C{≡                         C{≡ C{≡                                 C{≡

[winterbyn]

oh! you’ve found some isopods! look at them go!

                                          }([[[[)

              }([[[[)                        

                            }([[[[)                         }([[[[)

}([[[[)                                 }([[[[)

[genericpuff]

And here comes the trout!

<・ )))><<

                <・ )))><<

                                <・ )))><<

      <・ )))><<

                       <・ )))><<

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[notlayingroses]

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

[annareadsworld]

she's so beautiful

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[pixiecaps]

they couldnt take the heat

[doctordotdj]

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[0xeyedaisy]

Thanks tumblr

[spankerella]

I think we all should.