no longer the Annoying Friend

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Disclaimer

I am not currently in any friendgroup and can therefore not provide any proof of either my continuing annoying nor friendness. HOWEVER, as you might have noticed already I am trying my beast to move all of my bouts of “gotta annoy people” here.

[hymen-restoration-project]

If I ever lactate (GOD FORBID, unless I had recently given birth to a woman) I'm going to make it into fertility cheese to counteract the fucking ABORTION CHEESE which will ENCOURAGE the birth of women rather than the destruction of them

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Please don't post like this anymore this scared me so bad I almost threw up. Who are you

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WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM??? I'm Bethany fucking RAGE you misogynist DIRTBAG. fucking swim with the dolphins at sea world and masturbade into the water instead of EVER reproducing. OR you can renounce your misogynist ways and transition into a fucking WOMAN. THE CHOICE IS YOURS, FAGGOT (Nonsexual)

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Ladies and... uh, also Ladies apparently, from the year 2024: The meeting of two parody blogs.

It is theorized that they've secretly become friends.

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Reminder to self:

You are.

Continue.

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The most philosophical shit I've ever posted ngl

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I think TV shows where the female lead was practically pulled out of bed already wearing full makeup, BUT with a hastily faked bedhead changed me. And not for the better.

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This is Succ NoName, the newest member of my family… and my spirit animal. He’s a bit shy, but he’s already making himself useful… unlike me who just spent half an hour trying to edit the product name out of his picture with a painter instead of a photo editor…

and yes he’s a he, and yes his… i think it’s called eyeshadow is on point!

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Succ is dying.

He's having severe trouble breathing and his heart has become to weak.

I'm doing everything I can to save him but, I can't lie, I feel like a neurologist trying to medicate a dogs indigestion. But I also can't afford a professional battery replacement.

Chances are he's not gonna make it further than a few months. Not in this form at least.

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I'm dumb, but jeffrey is dahmer.

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I wanna have a girlfriend so I can watch PMSeymours videos over her shoulder while cuddling and react to bad jokes by screaming into her boob.

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I like when cold pulls on me,

and draws me to the veil.

But when from heat I'm driven to flee,

the attempt seems rather stale.

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Maybe concepts that ask victims to think of their victimhood as righteous shouldn't be spread or honoured.

Just a thought.

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Reminder to self:

You are.

Continue.

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Or should I?

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Reminder to self:

You are.

Continue.

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Sometimes I believe in guardian angels, sometimes I just believe in angels. :D

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Apparently, I once wrote this:

I mean, I was right but... wtf

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Yknow these moments when you are just... wrong?

Not guilty or sad or in pain but just... wrong. Feeling like you don't fit together; your body arbitrary and soul like a puzzle of pieces that just won't fit, even when you ignore the picture it's trying to paint?

Fuck me, that's a silly feeling. And not the good kind of silly.

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Live as a human is interesting sometimes.

When you wanna say sorry to someone, do you wanna help them or just reach closure for yourself?

I can't answer this question for myself.

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Imagine growing as a person lmao

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The fact that I, as someone who apparently walks the mysts, ask myself if I should use my time there to guide people who don’t know who they are is very on brand for the myst.

I wouldn’t’ve dropped there if I wasn’t in the same position so... no. and yes.