a small gremlin hiding in your closet and eating your socks

if we're moots, you are welcome to dm me and like- or ask-spam me :) in the Jesus Fandom TM - teen writer/artist - he/him but in the way you’d talk about a frog - ace of diamonds - currently thinking about tragic doomed vampire yaoi - working on projects that will never come to fruition

[friendshapedbeing]

Welcome to my blog!!

**I am a minor, so please don't be weird/gross. This isn't a dni, just don't be creepy. Also if you're racist/sexist/ablist/homophobic/transphobic/TERF/MAGA/darkship, don't interact with this blog.**

Hi!!! My name is Theo, and I'm a teen writer/artist. I'm pretty much just a silly lil guy

other facts -

I'm autistic + ADHD + depressed + probably DPDR

I'm gay, trans, asexual, and demiromantic

I use he/him pronouns.

My timezone is UTC-4

en.pronouns.page/@theo-the-frog

disclaimer: I'm hyperfixated on a lot of MCYT stuff (hermitcraft, the life series, vampires smp), and any and all ships i talk about from those fandoms are CHARACTERS ONLY.

moving gifs under the cut

Hyper-fixations - Vampires smp!!!!!!!!!, The Song of Achilles (*sobs*), the Mechanisms, HermitCraft/the Life Series, general Greek mythology, Epic: the Musical + Ilium!!!!, Welcome to Night Vale, and the Marauders (fuck jkr). I also really like England for some reason (perchance because I am stuck in the US). Also MOTHMAN AND FROGS AND MOSS AND MUSHROOMSSS.

Non-hyper-fixations that I still like - Arcane, Heartstopper, Bee and Puppycat, Bluey, Gravity Falls, and K-Pop Demon Hunters.

OTPs - Lovebitten (Owen x Louis, VSMP), Trustbites (Owen x Louis x Legundo, VSMP), Firelocke (Pyro x Abolish, VSMP), Moonrot (Pearl x Cleo, VSMP), Patrochilles, Jayvik, and Desert duo

Music artists I love - Noah Kahan, Conan Gray, Cavetown, Hozier, the Oh Hellos, and the Arcadian Wild.

Favourite songs - We Go Way Back by Noah Kahan, 23 by Noah Kahan, Icarus & Apollo by Ripto, Paint by the Paper Kites, Mystery of Love by Sufjan Stevens, The Ghost on the Shore by Lord Huron, and It's OK I Wouldn't Remember Me Either by Crywank

Favourite albums: The Great Divide by Noah Kahan, Stick Season by Noah Kahan, Wishbone by Conan Gray, High Noon Over Camelot by The Mechanisms, and Dear Wormwood by The Oh Hellos

Friends!!!

irl besties: @not-a-gay-fangodess, @qtipss, @thegenderfluidgenius, @puppypunk47

my lovely platonic soulmate <3: @cosmic-vulture-culture

online friends: @whatonearthisgoingon, @weirdo-with-a-potato, @spid-the-spider, @temerity14, @cityofangeisislying, @libby-bunny-offical, @raynilikescats, @theosunflowers, @your-local-anomaly, @the-indie-aro, @sorensongbird, @forkcollectingdyke, @notanartificialintelligence, @lovelyyrot, @thislentillikesreading1, @caramelised-vampling, @gointhevoid, @yaoiandcakecrumbs, @siriuslyobsessed394, @doingautismsohardformyfandoms

(if you’re on this list and don’t want to be, pls let me know! i use it for tag games)

My fics!!

I wrote a Vampires SMP fic about Louis trying to undoom himself and Owen from the narrative!!!!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

lots of hurt/comfort and disgusting cuties :))

my other fic, vampires will never hurt you!, is not finished yet, but is updated every sun/mon/wed/fri

My projects!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have three at the moment, all in various stages of development.

Perish the Raven is a story about Sam, a runaway prince, trying to save his lover, Ivan, from execution. He's helped by Réy and Everett, and the three of them set sail to find Ivan. But there's a lot of things Réy snd Everett don't know about Sam.

Irregular Activity Detected (iad) is a story I hope to turn into a YouTube animation project or webcomic, and is about Bennet and Duffy, two kids sent to live with Bennet's aunt for the summer. But the town they're staying in isn't what it seems, and Bennet is determined to find out why.

Old Forgotten Roads is a story (and hopefully future webcomic) about a group of college students who used to be friends but all drifted apart, and the road trip that's their last chance to fix everything. i'm writing this with my bestie @not-a-gay-fangodess

All of my projects are:

Sad

Gay

Trans

Tragic

Very weird

Goblincore

Autism-coded

My tags:

#oh look: a wild theo! - general stuff/I don't know how to tag

#story rambles - just me rambling about my stories. if i start posting more about then, i might use more tags for

#Perish the Raven or #Irregular Activity Detected or #Old Forgotten Roads - stuff about these stories. might be art, might be the ravings of a mad man. who knows

#vampires will never hurt you au - anything about my vsmp fics in a universe where louis didn’t die. more information to come about this.

#i love my dead gay sons - my otps :))) </3

#theo rambles - just me rambling about random shit

#theo rants - just me ranting about random shit

#theo's hyperfixations - just me ranting about my hyperfixations

#theo’s writing - exactly what it sounds like

#theo is a silly little guy - for when i'm feeling especially silly

[kit-screams-into-the-void]

artfight was down yesterday so i decided to exercise my free will as an artist

[thisiswasabis]

WELCOME TO THE TRUSTBITES APPRICIATION MONTH EVENT

Starting the 1 and lasting the whole month, August is going to be a month dedicated to the creation out of love for those (doomed) free gays!

Art, writing, music, playlists, crafts and literally whatever you will want and be able to come up with, ALL and ANY creations is welcome this August!

Both sfw and nsfw (REMEMBER TO TAG IT APPROPRIATELY, INCLUDING TAGS LIKE #legsdni) is allowed! This month is dedicated to trustbites and their fandom, so go wild!

Your creation tag with #trustbitesmonth2026 so can find and reblog it! (MIND YOU, nsfw content WON'T be reblogged and must be tagged with #tbmonthnsfw2026)

HAVE FUN AND HOPE TO SEE YOU SOON! THANK YOU FOR READING!!

~ Sabi, with a thank you for @toadpolliwog who had let me use his art for it. Now you know why :³

@mcytblrsource

[toadpolliwog]

OH LET'S GO

I'M SAVING THAT CALANDER FOR SIMPLY BEING CUTE AND NOW I HAVE AUGUST PLANS WOOO

[kyri45]

local school teacher gets main protagonist-ed against his consent, more at 12.

You guys asked and I delivered more of the Star-Spider Grace AU. And guess what? ISSUE#2 is already available on my Ko-Fi!

Also! If you want fics a lot of people started to write the, and you can find them in the PILOT posts i did last week!

Concept by ne and @sam-i-am-27 !

[eptck]

you have to be kinder to people with memory issues.

you have to be kinder to people who are slow processors.

you have to be kinder to people who don't understand your jokes.

you have to be kinder to people who forget important dates.

you have to be kinder to people with cognitive decline.

you have to be kinder to people who were always this way, too.

you have to be kind. you have to be kind.

[abimee]

[0v9]

seeing this image in 2026 is like seeing an old friend who I've dearly missed

[ane-doodles]

ARTFIGHT!!

[cbartonscoffee]

lore drop game!

got tagged by @elegantdeerbaran some time ago but i thought i was too basic for it, got tagged again yesterday by @darthdisasterous and now i feel i've got no choice lol

which one explains the most?

left handed

friends often think im neurodivergent

at 12 i hit a moving car when crossing the street and broke both my legs

got cancelled on twitter in 2022

facilitated my own mugging. so awkward about it the guys gave me back my things

Voting ended onJul 5

npt @fictionalsimp09 @g1nob1 @can-we-focus @ciri-is-sapphic-72 @obvious-captain-rogers @robbysmotorcycle @theghostofclintbarton @heyfruitcake @icemav86

[fictionalsimp09]

okay, this was pretty hard lol

what explains the most?

british (specifically english)

oldest "daughter"

spoke with my dad on the phone once a week for ~a year when my parents separated

my fav subject at school was maths and participated in many maths comps

everyone thinks i have autism

Voting ended onJul 5

npt @mushroom-enby @spitefulwizard @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @poladroid @ravenwordsx + anyone else

[ravenwordsx]

which explains the most :3

heart problem* (read below)

at 13 i regularly dmed a 26 y/o guy on discord who also tried to voice call me

i'm a poet

at 10 quora was my main social media for some reason

i didnt know music other than celine dion & baby shark existed until ~9 y/o

the only things i watched during covid were gacha life & my story animated

oldest daughter syndrome

obsessed with harry potter from ages 8-12

unrestricted internet access as a kid

Voting ended onJul 6

*: when i was a baby the doctors told me i had a hole in my heart and 1-2 years ago i had a surgery for it but halfway through they realized i didn't actually have it because they just assumed i had a heart problem except the only real proof pointing to that was how my ecg looks a bit weird for no reason so then i had to come to terms with the fact that i never had anything wrong with me at all

...i see now that i had a lot of interesting character development as a tween

npt @yourlocalchronicdaydreamer @kiraandhervibes @tsukiyostarr @keyboardsmas-hujvjllnhz @drowningbyloverslane @mik0is0bored @equippedtolove @moonandstarshangoutinbars @northwxrds @professor-geen-berries @arson-mushroom @marauding-almond @7975348473 @dramatic1nlyf @souperache @joyconehead @penaeus-monodon

[marauding-almond]

that heart problem sounds insane and a complicated to live through raven

anyways

what explains the most

undiagnosed autism

french

oldest daughter (to lowkey abusive parents)

moved across 6 school by the age of 11

hip + knee problems

7 suicide attempts

painter + poet + musician

i got bullied at school and spent my lunches alone doing my homework for fun

Voting ended onJun 30

tags!

@thekamikazepigeon @aash-the-fucking-question-mark @kiraandhervibes @drpeppercreamsodaa @snoopyinrainbows

[snoopyinrainbows]

what explains the most?

my 3 runaway attempts as a young child

eating disorder in 8th grade

i'm a poet

i almost fell thru the attic floor when I was 8

used to eat paint when I was younger

got autism diagnosis in 3rd grade but wasn't told till 5th grade

used to ship drarry (now it's jegulus)

girlsgogames was my favorite website during covid

Voting ended onJun 30

@stardust-daydreamss @actually-wren @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @hardyharhar0 @aash-the-fucking-question-mark @vinylfawn @esarity11 @maliciouslittlewhiteboy hopefully i didn't forget anyone this time !!

[vinylfawn]

which explains the most?

all girls catholic private school goer

migraines

went thru sooo many phases before realizing i love dressing femme

reformed shopkins collector

has a parent with a "fake" job

was a pinterest whisper girl at some point

first daughter and granddaughter

Voting ended onJul 1

tags: @esarity11 @poetsia @justiceforplutoo @olorlacrymaria @xoxo-lacy @prosperousprophet @diannedecomposed @stardust-daydreamss @drpeppercreamsodaa @vampirebornin2009 @whimsywheeelah @ximenasbrokencd @scatteredsunshine + anyone else who'd like to join!

[ximenasbrokencd]

thanks for the tag!!

which explains the most?

only child to a single mom and very close with my grandma and grandpa

i grew up catholic and have four years of church classes under my belt

first fandom was miraculous

i carried a stuffed giraffe everywhere with me until i was 9 or 10 years old

the only pets i've had are several goldfish and one of them lasted three years

first had my gay awakening in 4th grade and lowkey repressed it until 7th grade

Voting ended onJul 7

edit: oh my gosh i just realized i forgot to tag people whoops

anyway tags: @iluvstrawberriessomuch @cybrbat @sunniesapphic @smoligaya @isawyourgreenhair @oliveespineapples @auracobaltblue @bipbopboohoo @buckleybeat @greycoloredhounds + open tags :)

[oliveespineapples]

ooohhh ty for the tag!! this looks really fun!

which explains the most?

catholic since birth, got confirmed and immediately went into identity crisis

involved in two (2) sapphic situationships, did not realize until months after

gateway fandom was hamilton

no real social media until 14, but otherwise unrestricted internet access prior

*first "social media" was the 16personalities community tab from like 2022-2024

bald father

wrote 100+ page google doc story during covid& forced my librarian 2 read it

Voting ended onJul 8

*if anyone and i mean ANYONE remembers anything about the 16p community tab hit me up ive been trying to find old members. was on it around but mostly before the time i was allowed to get real social media and it's so nostalgic urghhh

anyways npts (sorry for repeats): @moonywithatrafficcone @withdevotion @mj-rulesdaw0rld @uncomfortably-introverted @weicecilia @whimsywheeelah @halflitpages @idontknowhowtodance @byleriskillingme @glutenfree-pancakes @janiecakes13 + anyone :)

[glutenfree-pancakes]

Thanks for the tag!

What explains me the best?

dad sings along to olivia rodrigo

works with middle schoolers

used to be afraid of worms (still kinda am)

chronic nosebleeds

read ATYD in one weekend

learned to draw from a manga book

gateway fandom was WoF

first social media was deviant art

Voting ended onJul 8

Tags:

@siriuslyobsessed394 @necronslut @justchickenin @ysengrins-wifi-password @xadens-tattoo @kaitoowo @cytocircus @boxedsoaps @kaitoowo

[siriuslyobsessed394]

I love this.

okay guys, which of these explains it all?

climbed a tree to defeat the patriarchy, fell out, got 13 stitches (10 years old

scuba certified for some reason (15 years old)

learned morse to ragebait my teacher, ended up at the principals on my bday (10)

melted down plastic to sculpt in my garage unbeknownst to my parents (13)

cried guiltily after ppl thought i helped paint a mural when I did 1 cloud (5)

reached for gummy bears, landed on a cup of cocoa, got a 2nd degree burn (3)

successfully manipulated a boy into thinking that i had time-traveled (9)

played Chip in BatB , and Mrs. Wormwood in Matilda, consecutively (12-13)

Voting ended onJul 3

@in-your-wall-s @not-a-gay-fangodess @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @m0nt3cr15t0 @heartattackinblackdye @lesbianadhdchaos @whatonearthisgoingon

[not-a-gay-phangoddess]

darling you are the most person person ever

uhhh i fear im not interesting enough for this

which explains the most?

i came out when i was 11 years old

from the ages of like 7-10 i had my little siblings sworn to do my bidding

raised by an older single mom

gifted child tm

inhaled books at an ungodly rate until i was like 13

thought taylor swift was a boy until 5th grade (year 6 i believe ??)

enjoy dipping my fingers in hot wax

was part of a bff trio for 8 years (ages 5-13)

Voting ended onJul 5

@friendshapedbeing @cranberry-branflakes @redwinesupanover @atsecretgardensinmymind

[friendshapedbeing]

which explains the most

i’m from florida

I used to look at the sun repeatedly (it was always a square number)

i had wild krats and odd squad ocs

i dared myself to touch hot stovetops

i used to have an inferiority complex about my height

Voting ended onJul 3

@weirdo-with-a-potato, @spid-the-spider, @temerity14, @cityofangeisislying, @libby-bunny-offical, @raynilikescats, @theosunflowers, @your-local-anomaly, @the-indie-aro, @sorensongbird, @forkcollectingdyke, @notanartificialintelligence, @lovelyyrot, @thislentillikesreading1, @caramelised-vampling, @gointhevoid, @yaoiandcakecrumbs, @siriuslyobsessed394, @doingautismsohardformyfandoms

[mushruumtea]

I have too much free time, please enjoy this ridiculous phm comic inspired by:

"Earths favorite war criminal VS Earth's most hated man" on Ao3!!

(Disclaimer: The president)

[not-a-gay-phangoddess]

remember when your favorite characters had main character immunity and all the books you read had happy endings *sobs*

[sp4ceyw1tch]

my brains been in fashion design mode so here’s tf!legs in dresses because he deserves nice things :3

[right-up-my-allie]

tiny tiny tiny little lamb in honour of the fairy ritual. i will be making the other victims of the ritual too #teehee

[budgiesmuggled-deactivated20210]

Passing: Profiling the Lives of Young Trans Men of Color (2015).

[ID: Excerpts from interviews with two trans men. The first, Lucah Rosenberg Lee, has a shaved head and a trimmed beard. The second, Victor Thomas, has curly black hair and a trimmed beard, and is heavier-set.

Lucah, talking about gender dysphoria prior to transitioning, says, “I was in a heterosexual relationship. I was female. I would question this all the time. Am I attracted to these men, or do I just want to be them? That was a big turning point in my own self-discovery.”

Victor, talking about the transphobia he’s endured as a trans man of color, says, “You’re subjected to something because they don’t understand you. And you have to watch the way you react, because you’re a man now. People take you as a threat.”

Lucah, in another scene, discusses feeling erased as a trans man, and racism in trans communities. He says, “Being so invisible within the LGBT community can actually feel so isolating. When people don’t know my history as a trans person, I feel sometimes that I’m viewed as more of an enemy.” END ID.]

Trans men of color deserve to be loved and appreciated, and made safe. Trans men deserve access to our own spaces, no matter how masculine and cis-passing we are. We deserve credit and recognition for the contributions that we have made to trans history, most of which are erased nowadays.

Being a man is not dangerous or wrong. Being masculine is not dangerous or wrong. Being a black man is not dangerous or wrong.

Please support trans men of color.

Please support trans men.

Please support men.

Men belong in trans spaces. Men of color belong in LGBT+ spaces. Straight trans men belong at Pride. Men do not have to be feminine to be queer.

[friendshapedbeing]

ufhshanakakjsisnb I'm doing a part 2 bc there's so much I love

"“I was worried about you.” He rubs at the back of his neck sheepishly, staring down at the ground. “I wanted to make sure you were okay.”" awww abolish is adorable. I love him sm

"“They’re vampires!” Sausage shouts, running around the path. “I was right! I told you! Vampires are real! I’ve always been right!” He laughs giddily." Hes so happy and the rest are just like ｋｉｌｌ

"“They won’t get you here,” Legs promises. “I won’t let them.”" Yeah, legs. Protect one of ur men

"Louis hums. “I don’t like to think anyone is truly a monster.” He drums his fingers on the table as he speaks. “I try to believe that everyone has the potential to be kind, deep down.”" Louis is so precious and omg I love how legs describes it as 'a pretty way of thinking' instead of just saying nice or smth bc legs ik u think he's pretty

"Legs decidedly does not nearly jump a foot in the air, and also does not let out a little yelp of shock." Sureeee totally. If I believed that I'd also believe u didn't poison or kill anyone ever

I could probably go on abt every word in this chapter but alas I don't have that time

EEE thank you!!!

yesss i love my transmasc autistic aroace son <3

sausage: WHIMSY!!!!

everyone else: so you have chosen DEATH

"one of your men" should not be making me laugh as hard as it is ToT

HA HE REALLY DOES

OKAY THAT'S FOUL- /lh

that means the world to hear! this is one of my favourite chapters, and hearing that you love it too brings me so much joy <3

[feefal]

Mermaid in decay

[friendshapedbeing]

This chapter was peak. It was the perfect mix of angst and gay. It's just *chefs kiss*

"Abolish pulls them close, wrapping his arms around them and rocking them back and forth slowly. They cling to him like a lifeline, their claws digging into his suit jacket." I legit feel so bad for Pyro rn. Poor guy looks like he got put in the air fryer instead of my chicken nuggets

"Réy starts to interject, but Legs doesn’t let her. “I’m starting to think Owen is right. You do have all the makings of monsters.”" FUCK YEAH LEGS, yes they absolutely do, they need to hear it

"When Legs says nothing in response, Louis squeezes his shoulder lightly. “And, if it means anything, I want you here.”" GAYGAYGAYGAYGAY I love them so much I wanna pick them up like barbies and make them kiss

"“You’ll be alright. You can seduce him once he’s a vampire.”" lol he doesn't even need seducing, you have him already

There are so many more that I liked from this one but I think this would end up longer than the chapter if I put them all here

This was such a good chapter! Youre an awesome writer!💚💚💚

I live in fear.

AHHDHD THANK YOU!!! angst and gay: the perfect wednesday combination

“he got put in the air fryer instead of my chicken nuggets” PEAK. ACTUALLY PEAK. THIS PHRASE WILL BE STUCK IN MY BRAIN NEXT TO THE “SCOTLAND FOREVER” AUDIO

yessssss slayyy

HOMOSEXUALS :DDD

ha they really dooooo

aww thank you!! these asks are genuinely the highlight of my day, thank you so much <3 <3

YOU SHOULD :DDDDD

[chapeldean]

i’m only on reddit for r/Kevin

[chapeldean]

[notavalidblognamebut]

This thread under the post is the funniest thing I've seen today

[friendshapedbeing]

trans ally himbo cis guys are my favourite genre of men. embodiment of “he’s a little confused, but he’s got the spirit”