a small gremlin hiding in your closet and eating your socks
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in the Jesus Fandom TM - teen writer/artist - he/him but in the way you’d talk about a frog - ace of diamonds - currently thinking about tragic doomed vampire yaoi - working on projects that will never come to fruition
**I am a minor, so please don't be weird/gross. This isn't a dni, just don't be creepy. Also if you're racist/sexist/ablist/homophobic/transphobic/TERF/MAGA/dark- or pro-ship, don't interact with this blog.**
Hi!!! My name is Theo, and I'm a teen writer/artist. I'm pretty much just a silly lil guy
other facts -
I'm autistic + ADHD + depressed + probably DPDR
I'm gay, trans, asexual, and demiromantic
I use he/him pronouns.
disclaimer: I curse without content warnings
another disclaimer: I'm hyperfixated on a lot of MCYT stuff (hermitcraft, the life series, vampires smp), and any and all ships i talk about from those fandoms are CHARACTERS ONLY.
final disclaimer: i don’t call myself a christian but i am a Jesus Person TM, so if i ever post about religion, it’ll be tagged as “theo is in the jesus fandom”
Hyper-fixations - Vampires smp!!!!!!!!!, The Song of Achilles (*sobs*), the Mechanisms, HermitCraft/the Life Series, general Greek mythology, Epic: the Musical + Ilium!!!!, Welcome to Night Vale, and the Marauders (fuck jkr). I also really like England for some reason (perchance because I am stuck in the US). Also MOTHMAN AND FROGS AND MOSS AND MUSHROOMSSS.
Non-hyper-fixations that I still like - Arcane, Heartstopper, Bee and Puppycat, Bluey, Gravity Falls, and K-Pop Demon Hunters.
OTPs - Lovebitten (Owen x Louis, VSMP), Trustbites (Owen x Louis x Legundo, VSMP), Firelocke (Pyro x Abolish, VSMP), Moonrot (Pearl x Cleo, VSMP), Patrochilles, Jayvik, and Desert duo
Music artists I love - Noah Kahan, Conan Gray, Cavetown, Hozier, the Oh Hellos, and the Arcadian Wild.
Favourite songs - We Go Way Back by Noah Kahan, 23 by Noah Kahan, Icarus & Apollo by Ripto, Paint by the Paper Kites, Mystery of Love by Sufjan Stevens, The Ghost on the Shore by Lord Huron, and It's OK I Wouldn't Remember Me Either by Crywank
Favourite albums: The Great Divide by Noah Kahan, Stick Season by Noah Kahan, Wishbone by Conan Gray, High Noon Over Camelot by The Mechanisms, and Dear Wormwood by The Oh Hellos
I wrote a Vampires SMP fic about Louis trying to undoom himself and Owen from the narrative!!!!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
lots of hurt/comfort and disgusting cuties :))
@not-a-gay-fangodess and i are working on a vsmp fic (a sorta-continuation of change fate) that totally isn’t us pushing avid, scott, legs, owen, and louis together and going “now kiss.”
I have three at the moment, all in various stages of development.
Perish the Raven is a story about Sam, a runaway prince, trying to save his lover, Ivan, from execution. He's helped by Réy and Everett, and the three of them set sail to find Ivan. But there's a lot of things Réy snd Everett don't know about Sam.
Irregular Activity Detected (iad) is a story I hope to turn into a YouTube animation project or webcomic, and is about Bennet and Duffy, two kids sent to live with Bennet's aunt for the summer. But the town they're staying in isn't what it seems, and Bennet is determined to find out why.
Old Forgotten Roads is a story (and hopefully future webcomic) about a group of college students who used to be friends but all drifted apart, and the road trip that's their last chance to fix everything. i'm writing this with my bestie @not-a-gay-fangodess
All of my projects are:
Sad
Gay
Trans
Tragic
Very weird
Goblincore
Autism-coded
My tags:
#oh look: a wild theo! - general stuff/I don't know how to tag
#story rambles - just me rambling about my stories. if i start posting more about then, i might use more tags for
#Perish the Raven or #Irregular Activity Detected or #Old Forgotten Roads - stuff about these stories. might be art, might be the ravings of a mad man. who knows
#vampires will never hurt you au - anything about my vsmp fics in a universe where louis didn’t die. more information to come about this.
#i love my dead gay sons - my otps :))) </3
#theo rambles - just me rambling about random shit
#theo rants - just me ranting about random shit
#theo's hyperfixations - just me ranting about my hyperfixations
#theo’s writing - exactly what it sounds like
#theo is a silly little guy - for when i'm feeling especially silly
I DREW ANOTHER SCENE FROM PHM!!! This time it’s a school assignment and I’m really proud of it, I cannot wait to show my science teacher (he’s obsessed with phm just as much as I am)
A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE.
i grew up religious and saying the lord’s prayer every night, so i always forget that other people don’t learn these (not trying to throw any shade at anyone for not knowing them, it’s just interesting to me)
scott, walking down the hall of one of the tombs: “that’s my great aunt and that’s my third cousin twice removed and that’s my grand father and that’s my uncle bitch ass motherfucker and that’s my” for two hours
I feel like a lot of people don’t quite get what a butler is. The role tends to get rounded off to ‘male servant’ pretty regularly in some media, whereas actually butlers are typically not just servants but chief servants. The butler was generally in charge of either all male servants or just all servants, period, in the household of an aristocrat or other very wealthy person. This meant that butlers have often been fairly powerful and influential people, and sometimes even had a manservant or two of their own.
(Also, fun fact: Mary Roberts Rinehart, the early 20th century mystery writer who is widely credited with popularizing the whole ‘the butler did it’ trope was nearly murdered by one of her own servants, a chef whom she had passed over for promotion to butler. He came at her with a pistol, but it jammed, allowing her chauffeur time to wrestle it away and restrain him.)
There’s something glorious about the fact that the author who popularised “the butler did it” had a servant who a) failed to become the butler and then b) failed to do it.
This is important to reblog for yourself too, not just for others to see it. You never know when something could come up and if you need help it’s right there on your blog
Wait I've had a better idea. 12 Olympians so 12 champions and 1 devout atheist who doesn't believe in any gods and just has an overpowered crossbow (greek version of a gun). They have no powers, and the others powers don't work around them.
