Shit my friends say @friendshitquotes-blog - Tumblr Blog

"You stuck your dick in crazy. Don't do that."

"I'm not going to treat myself with meth."

"I've got to use the doo doo pot." - Ben 2k16

Best out of context quotes from today

"It's literally all AIDS all the time." "Right foot: corn!"

"Why must I be a hamster?"

"Bacon science!"

*knock on the door* "Fuck! We're excavating!"

"On page... Fuck that."

“You suck... Well, actually you don’t because vibrator.”

(in regards to sex) “I’m either all in or all out, there is no in between.”

“Fuck diamonds! They aren’t even rare!”

“Please don’t fuck diamonds.”

"I don't care to sit by the window on an airplane. If I can't control it, why look?" - Chase on his personality

"The human mind has a great propensity to bring order out of chaos."

"There must be something on my face that says tell me your life story."

"He is a coax cable: dark, twisty, stubborn, and hypocritical." - about a friend’s ex-boyfriend

"Summa advice: Don't take life and don't make a life 🌞"

Shit my friends say