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libraryofjoy

Lady of shallot. Lady of onion. Lady of garlic. Lady of chives.

skiptomy

its 4am and I have no control over what i draw

dubiousculturalartifact

the worst thing about trying to give every jane austen protagonist a bad carbon copy of elizabeth bennet’s judgy wit

is that not even pride & prejudice thinks that behaviour of hers is entirely a good thing?

Like?? half of lizzy’s entire character arc is realizing that her judgy wit that she always congratulated herself on was based on really shaky foundations?? because she’s not nearly as good a judge of character as she believed, and that it’s actually kind of a character flaw motivated by the TITULAR combination of faults??? that she has as much pride & prejudice as she accuses others of having? & that she needs to let go of that a bit, in order to have better relationships with the people around her???

LIKE?

beardedmrbean

dragonbleps

I had a thought, but unfortunately I had a second thought. They ricocheted off each other and I can’t find either anymore

championoftheravenqueen

every time I hear someone say “we should just get rid of physical shops and have everything online” I get a bit angry because

a) physical shops are important for those who don’t have access to a computer/ internet/ ect

b) those “weird” and “niche” shops I love so much don’t have the same vibe online, they turn into just another website

c) I hate paying for shipping

randomnessoffiction

d) Less shipping packaging is good for the environment

undeadcas

baby girl i’m about to be insufferable

straightedgesavior434

Truly grateful Morbius came out in 2022 because 10 years ago, “evil vampire Matt Smith” would’ve made this site unusable

tinktoks

nervoussquidward

imeverywoman420

“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?

sanctuarycove

I made witch soups in my garden

firefox-official

playing spot the newcomer is easy because they’re the mfs who censor everything

firefox-official

“unalive” “k!ll” you can be free here. loosen up

firefox-official

i dont know how to break this to you but saying the word kill will not influence that

the-last-teabender

I've got another wild surprise for you about how Tumblr works.

ohevoyev

having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing i’m literally too old for this. i should be busy with my blacksmith apprenticeship or something

toktiks

by @ jaymintaylor on tiktok

kaaramel

video description: A cell phone video pointed at the shadows of two people standing on a lawn.

Cameraperson: “Jaymin. Which way did he go?”

The person on the left adjusts their stance and clothing in such a way that their shadow ceases to resemble a human and perfectly forms an upward-pointing arrow. The cameraperson dissolves into laughter.

isstinna

BREAKING NEWS

I just learned about a bird species called Golden Plover. Their chicks have an amazing camouflage: their baby fluff resembles MOSS!

LOOK AT THEM! JUST LOOK AT THEM!

...Oh to be a tiny golden plover lying in the moss safe and sound waiting for your mom to bring you some worms...

damnit-julian

@normal-horoscopes

normal-horoscopes

ATTENTION: IT IS NOW TIME FOR MOSS

chichiraion

Reminds me of the "Tapera Naevia" aka Striped Cuckoo whose chicks look like Pine Cones, so now we have "Moss Birb" and "Pine Cone Birb"

ashitomarisu

CONIFEROUS BIRB!!!!

weaver-z

Prison guards: Iroh? Escape? Ha! That weak, senile old man couldn’t escape if we rolled a red carpet to the door!

Iroh alone in his cell:

weaver-z

ramblingcj

I saw the video and thought "that guy looks like Jack Black", then I scrolled down to read that. Yup, sure was Jack Black. Also yes, the above is actually true, his mother Judith Love Cohen did indeed help create the abort-guidance system that rescued the Apollo 13 astronauts.