TheCanaryWives

[the-canary-wives]

INTRODUCTION POST

Hey there! My name is Canary (or Gray, whichever you happen to feel more comfortable using)! I use she/her! I identify as a lesbian (a certified woman-kisser) and asexual (on the spectrum of No Sex Only Bread)!!

My ask box is always open, and I'm very willing to make new moots/friends! Shoot me a message whenever :) Unless you want to advertise to me, in which case i will throw a YIELD sign through your skull! :D

LIST O' FANDOMS (including but not limited to):

Bannerfall / Vampires / The Flight / Empires SMP

Life Series

Hermitcraft

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

Arcane

Ride The Cyclone

Hooky

Castoff

The Princess Bride

The Last Kids on Earth

Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure (T:TS)

AND MORE!!

MY TAGS:

#canartist - my art!

#canareblog - reblogs that i find particularly :O worthy

#canarycall - answering asks

#canarychatters - rambling about an au or a fic or whatever's on my mind at the time

Follow the rules of the Bachelor Man Bible, guys: Don't be a dick.

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

This whole obsession with wheelchair users struggling on foot down the aisle at their wedding or across the stage for graduation is 100% powered by ableism.

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

“The heartwarming story of how one woman worked for 8 months straight so she could escape the horror that is being in wheelchair for a few short minutes to struggle slowly and painfully down the aisle on her special day.”

[feraladoration]

“the horror that is being in a wheelchair” bitch it’s hella better than struggling slowly & painfully down the aisle ffs

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

“Despite being permanently paralyzed, her one goal since her accident has been to walk across the stage for graduation. The whole crowd gave her a standing ovation and broke into tears when she dragged her paralyzed legs across the stage with the help of leg braces and a walker to collect her diploma, after which she immediately sat back down in her wheelchair, which she will use to move around for the rest of her life.”

How the hell is this an inspirational story? This person needs better goals. And a therapist.

[smoldragonborn]

They’re toxic in an even greater way because as a disabled person, I didn’t realise till I was reading this how much I had internalised that. I genuinely have had feelings of fear and shame about using a chair or a walker if I get married. And why? Because I’m constantly seeing “heartwarming” stories about disabled people who shed their mobility aids for that moment. Why the hell am I afraid of using them to get married? Anyone who marries me or attends the wedding will know I need them and love me regardless.

Bless this post for making me realise I’d internalised that shit.

These types of stories teach people, both abled and disabled, that using mobility aids, especially wheelchairs, is inferior.

[margomoment]

here are some beautiful brides in chairs with dresses they ROCK. I know a lot of disabled ppl with internalized ableism think they “won’t look good” if they use their chair, but here’s some literally gorgeous gals for ur consideration

(that last ones cute as fuck and i teared up at it)

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

Who needs a bouquet when you can be a bouquet?

[smoldragonborn]

I made my addition to this post in June 2019. Its now January 2020 and I no longer feel guilty about the idea of going down the aisle one day with mobility aids.

God bless the disabled community, y'all saved me from some internalised bullshit

[thegayemu]

This post floated by a few months ago, and I remember something to effect of there’s a difference between recovery and refusal. That is, like, I have a friend that suffered an incomplete spinal cord injury. He can walk again now, and I don’t think I’ve seen him use his chair in a few years. When he walked at his graduation, it was to show off his recovery. That he wasn’t quite ready to go through a full day upright, but he could walk across a stage, unassisted, and soon he would be able to do that every day. There’s also a difference in someone like me choosing to not use a mobility aid. My mobility is intensely fluid, especially seasonally. So, I would plan a summer wedding. And while I love my cane it can also be the biggest pain in my ass, so I’d want to just go unassisted. But that’s normal for me, at least right now. I can walk without an aid during about half of the year. It’s reasonable to assume I can make it through one day without it. All of that is different than someone that is fully and permanently paralyzed, that will never walk again, dragging themselves along because they feel that’s somehow better. Overall though, my biggest takeaway is fuck the media. Because disabled people should be able to make whatever decision they want without the media turning it into this grand inspirational story.

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

Disabled people should be able to make whatever decision they want without the media turning it into this grand inspirational story.

THIS.

[bifinmediasres]

Couldn’t pass up the opportunity to add my disabled joy to this post. Look at this love!

[aprillikesthings]

Taking the opportunity to add these photos of Jessica Kellgren-Fozard and her wife Claudia, from this twitter post. Jessica also has a youtube channel that’s primarily about disability and chronic illness and LGBT stuff (it’s amazing!) 

[haveyouhadenough]

I would also like to personally share, Annika Victoria who ALSO has a youtube channel. This photo was taken from her instagram - she made her wedding dress dress herself, BY HAND. Her youtube channel is mostly DIY fashion and sewing tutorials. I love her so much, she’s so unapologetically herself and informative

[theinfiniteofthought]

I also wanna add these pictures of Ade Adepitan fucking rocking this badass suit at his wedding! Give my fellow disabled mascs some love too

look how much fun they’re both having! yes!

and also this couple, who are both wheelchair users

this is from their beautifully coordinated wedding!

[this-is-solidarity]

@this-is-ableism it starts off talking about ableism and turns into a wonderful celebration of disabled people that I thought you may enjoy.

[this-is-ableism]

this is discussion of ableism and solidarity.

[vendetta06]

hey don't cry. think about Blorbo struggling to get up, coughing up blood <3

[notsodailysmajor]

Witchcraft Scott? :3

Day 12

Spooky lil guy

[onelasthorriblething]

Bloodloathing text posts because I miss them

[gremlininho]

looking. at you

[poppitron360]

Reblog to look. at prev

[d6b-onion]

this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

reblog to spread this version

[rosseyartz]

Really liked Nominalgravy's latest character named The Problem on the Lunar Phase. I needed to draw him so badly omg, he's such a silly guyyy!! So I did, I also drew Starborne Scott (which I drew first) because I thought it would be funny. Also because Flowersmith/Flowergravy duo is so peak and wholesome:))

I actually really like how this has turned out. I could have used another two pages I have a few pages back in the book lmao- but I'm going to do something else with the two pages I had lmao.

Anyway that's all, have a nice day or night:))

[flowersmithpromptweek]

Two weeks until Flowersmith week! (All info for the prompts is in the pinned post on this blog)

[escabye-deactivated20190922]

when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

[skingrad]

[sharksdancing]

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

[i-am-a-fish]

the sleepy -> cozy -> asleep pipeline is very real

[pierrotdoesnteat]

positivity train!

if you see this or are tagged in it, tag a couple of your favorite mutuals/blogs and let them know you appreciate seeing them on your dash!

@h0neysugarfree @blueberrylovv @bequiteanddriveeeeeee @cherri-bomb-bomb @eg0mechan1c @fatrexicisback

[hauntedidolshield]

@s1renflesh @iwantwings44 @the-queer-seas-blog @rotting-in-red @sourcarmellia @jirai-till @dazaisfavbitch @iliamoriae @idinee @novapsa23 @k4mi-noai @sneakyserpentsilvy @limousinecatblog @randomassidlotidk

Open tag

[mayoyonee]

ouuuuuu.. thanks for tag… 🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧

@snowy-nights-alone @angel-pd @birdres @slitneyspears @lowoffline @notevilhanamurafuyume @tia2jirai-neko @hpdamechan @comfort-indulgence @angelfies @stqrrin

[stqrrin]

im blushing

@mo0rbiiid @senketsuaakochan @cringefail-loserfail2 @goredtears @plkadawts @twilightb3rri @crucifysorrow @vampiriqqkiss @birdres @iryoukawa @angelfies @slitneyspears

i feel rlly bad for tagging people 😢

and i cant remember everyone

[twilightb3rri]

omg staawwppp is that me?🥹🥹 hehehe tysm

@blvshy-tears @senketsuaakochan @crucifysorrow @xevarine @espritt13

um um um probably other moots i forgot dont shoot me plz i hav a horrible memory i love all u guyys

[espritt13]

OMG ME?? YAYAY

@senketsuaakochan @songwolfwildblogs @crucifysorrow @kamijoheart @gh0stcvlt @blvshy-tears @fivesewerratsinasuit @thatchluvshorror @pilvislament!

[fivesewerratsinasuit]

:D

@zwbiie @buggmaster @ghost-the-guy @nikolaieatchildrensin-1983 @solnste-boy

[ghost-the-guy]

woah its me... i haven't been active lately sorry about that, but @m1l0-58 again i havent been active so..

[m1l0-58]

being the only tag feels so special tysm 😭

(Also ik for a fact another moot tagged me in this but i never did it cuz i got too busy w stuff-)

@scar-stained-glass @officialsolangelo @the-modern-shakespeare @thatdangspacenerd @noelgrubershungryhombremeal @writingnotes520 + literally every single one of my moots

i love all of you <3

[thatdangspacenerd]

@eating-the-sand @crunchy-bisquit @collie-starblind @this-mutant-kid @iateallyourchapsticks @floofypinkfox and of course you Milo, and obviously all of my moots even if I don't interact much

[collie-starblind]

@ratseathumans @evil-serialjaywalker @mozimonzter @girlsnap @alienfromthedeepsea @ariszi @chloe-silver @hv-solver and all of my moots I forgot your usernames I'm sorry

[chloe-silver]

omg tttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyy sm for tagging me whaaaaaaaaaaaat omgomg uhh @because-i-do-it-all-the-time @anetherealdawn @deadwo0d @the-colors-of-venus @lunarockss im so sorry if i forgot youuuuuuuuu :(

[deadwo0d]

ty for tagging !! @harrowharr0w @starless--city @illmadekn1ght @himawari-candyy @stuffedsand

@two-rings @mukuroom @supercplx @seariii @biblically-accu-rat

@anetherealdawn @i-welded-ur-genitals-shut @coffee-without-anesthetics and uh. everyone else who i didn’t tag ! my memory isn’t that good

[harrowharr0w]

awwwww thank you arte…. i tag you back… @rose022 @supercplx @mukuroom @lylacynth13 @liamastatine

@freddy-owo @drop--pop--candy @louisehedgehog @miscgallery

@moedimorphism @kitchenaidmixer02 @fatherfigurefusion @anonymous-furryy and anyone else i forgot… im sorry… i love you all

[fatherfigurefusion]

AWWW! Thanks for the love, Liu!

Anyways, here are some of my personal favorites (although I love all of my moots)!:

@mythgirlimagines @peckforlovingheck @rachelcommitscrimes @lordcryosrealmoftrash @starlightscarsyt @applesauce1739 @runawaysfromthepride @utsukurou @deersgutss @star3synth @finsettoland @blueshinyjellyfish @our-six-saints @caramelmochacrow @lostmotivation2draw @kirakirasayaka @insanityzones

[insanityzones]

FUSION OMG I AM HONORED???

tagging you back, and some others too!

@fatherfigurefusion, @never-ending-carnival / @that-becca-fangirl, @rozenwoods, @googlyeyedlucy, @fuzzylobster, @our-six-saints, @rickythegreenbean, @parasolyaa, @trogocytotrans

and my irls whose tumblrs i know: @poetsinnyc & @enter-name-here-627!

[trogocytotrans]

thank youuuuuu

my tags, literally no pressure to carry this on if you don't want to!

@ryleecranee @pink-slay @multishipper33 @gaylordthethird @androgynous-bhajipav @jezabatlovesbats @unfunny-raccoon @thetyrannytranny @willgrahamsfatass @frogmerthur

🌈

[multishipper33]

@its-that-gay-fox @strawbxrrypies @the-canary-wives @abolisolation

[the-canary-wives]

@amillefolium @verdantdrawzstories @jimmysbrainandsoul @poppitron360 @pompommii @bobaenderpearl @pixelfishh

no pressure to respond or anything, just to let you know that you are loved, and i would like consider you a friend of mine <3

(and back atcha, mads!!)

[dear-ao3]

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

[dear-ao3]

THATS TUPPERWARE

[sobutmermaids]

i thought delaware was a place in ohio? why are there so many things named delaware?

[dear-ao3]

delaware is too powerful

[uncertaininnit]

what the fuck

[dear-ao3]

[skaktusposts]

Wait what? I thought Delaware was a store with building supplies. Like paint, wood, nails and stuff?

[dear-ao3]

THATS HOME DEPOT ???

[skaktusposts]

I know home depot, but dude I don't know anything about America mad have never been there. Are you sure there is not a some sort of store called something close to Delaware!?!

[dear-ao3]

.....ace hardware....?

[uncertaininnit]

this post has only been around for a few hours but could very well be a world heritage post

[dear-ao3]

but at what cost

[publiusmaximum]

This post launched at 8am PST on 12 Feb 2021. The above conversation has happened in 3 hours.

[dear-ao3]

[uncertaininnit]

he WHAT? i thought he was from. w. wait. ???

[dear-ao3]

delaware stole the presidents shoelaces for clout and became too powerful

[likethehorrormovie]

From the UK- and what do you mean Delaware isn't a type of ceramic?

[dear-ao3]

it is now

[tome-itwas]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame is it too early?

[kkshowtunes]

Isn’t delaware what they make computers on???

[dear-ao3]

software ??

[you-say-that-so-often]

I think they meant Dell Ware, a specific computer type. We had a Dell computer once.

I thought Delaware was that famous singer they spoofed in Zootopia.

[dear-ao3]

gazelle??

[king-finnigan]

oh i thought delaware was that one british singer lady, you know, the one from chasing pavements

[dear-ao3]

that's fucking adele

[metamelonisle]

isn’t delaware that place you go when you die

[shirtshawaiian]

youre thinking of superhell and all of you are going there

[totalrosalia]

how the fuck did any of you come to the conclusions you all made

[dear-ao3]

we live in america?

[vigilantsycamore]

I thought Delaware was that food delivery service that keeps interrupting youtube videos with their ads when I'm trying to have a good time

[abnormalmind777]

..... are you talking about Doordash???

[destiel-is-canon-what]

Isn't Delawere the name of that one girl in the song that goes "Hey there, Delawere"? She's from NYC or something.

[dear-ao3]

THATS HEY THERE DELILAH

[katherynefromphilly]

Pausing here to point out that op is “dear-AO3″ and now I’m wondering if Delaware fanfic would be categorized as RSF (real state fic) or AU (alternate unitedstates)

[dear-ao3]

stop i do not want to think about this 

[joyflameball]

Isn’t Delaware that SPN ship that exploded the internet

[dear-ao3]

[forensicrodentfool]

Everyone on this post:

[sith-shenanigans]

I love that the “no, that’s [x]” meme is making a comeback here and only here and nobody has any idea what’s going on

[jmercedesd]

Keep up the good work, we can make poor OP have a melt down yet. 

[dear-ao3]

[callme-corpse-septiceye]

Isn't delaware that one brand of pizza that's like "it's not delivery, it's delaware."

[dear-ao3]

[paulblartinum]

isn't delaware the god of the sea

[dear-ao3]

[robbietherat]

Isn't Delaware the name of that guy who painted the Mona Lisa?

[dear-ao3]

[lordechostan]

delaware is that one evil cyborg guy that has a son named Luke and a red laser sword

[kiwikipedia]

Thats Darth Vader. Im pretty sure Delaware is that other red-laser sword guy. You know. The one that stabbed Qui-Gon.

[dear-ao3]

what have i created

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

I usually only reblog older posts, but this definitely deserves to be in every tumblr hall of fame

[dear-ao3]

this post has only existed for 8 days. 

[gallusrostromegalus]

This is fantastic because it goes great with my theory that Delaware only exists for tax purposes. Like, all the states really only exists for Tax Purposes, but Delaware is particularly fake because back in 2012 I got lost in the Alleged Delaware Area looking trying to get to a family reunion, but every time I pulled over for directions, I would ask what the hell state I was in now, and I went through Mayland, Pennsylvania, New Jersey AND Virginia and I never fucking found Delaware but I did eventually find the Family Reunion and earned the repsepct of my then-prospective- Great-Grandmother-In-Law by saving her favorite grandchildren from a furious oceangoing horse so I’m convinced that not only is the state a purely legal construct, they didn’t even dedicate any landmass to it, or it’s a gov’t blackzone where the carnivorous horses live.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[dear-ao3]

fun fact, i actually drove through delaware on this posts 6 month birthday. i hate it here.

[glitchysquidd-deactivated202408]

This post literally fills me with life,tysm.

[lost-ones-melody]

This post confused the heck out of me, I don't even know what's going on in this post, why the hell am I rebloging it?

[prettyboykatsuki-moved]

i always mean it when i say i love you btw

[prettyboykatsuki-moved]

‘but thats a stranger you dont know’ and i love them. i love that they exist and i love that they passed through my life. and i love u too btw

[teathattast]

reblog to tell your mutuals you love them for existing

[discolor3d]

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

love it when mutuals i don’t really talk to reblog one of my posts it’s like hell yeah. glad you liked that. please don’t leave me.