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Hello everyone! My mom said to never put my personal information on the internet... but I did not ask my parents permission before logging onto disney.com so what the heck! Name's Becca, I'm to old for half the things I do, but I'm an adult so no one can tell me what to do..... No one..... Except maybe my mom. (For more info please message me. ) (Also this blog is all about random comedy, magical girl anime as well as other anime, and animals.... Mostly that last thing.... Dogs really. A lot of dogs... Oh boy do I love dogs!)

[metaphoricallyrose]

Marcille relearning her native language takes a turn

[kakaocho]

LOZ x Dunmeshi crossover

[mcsiggy]

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aaa, hello, happy wednesday!

[say-hi-intrepid-heroes]

“You asked me, and before you say if you did say indeed words, whether in writing or in speech that simply never reached my ears, I take this moment then not to be certain, for I need you to hear this knowing that I am uncertain of the world that awaits me when I finish speaking.

“You spoke to me of honor, honor to me means something deep and profound. It is the pursuit of what is right when circumstances are against you. It is the doing of what is good and noble when the world conspires to prevent you from it, and in that sense I have never lived an honorable day. Every service I have done has been the path of least resistance. Every suffering of mine has been because I feared and feared greatly: to disappoint, to earn scorn. Each day I have been a coward. And seeing you in this Bloom, I have seen true bravery, without which there can be no honor.

“So, if you would let me, act with honor for the first time in my life, I would ask you for your hand, and for a kiss.

“You are beautiful beyond words, braver than the morning sun which dispels the night. There is one injury of yours that must be amended. You said that you felt alone. Never here. Not while I draw breath. I renounce the Goblin Court in its entirely and foreswear all oaths of loyalty to king and kin. If you are orphaned, then so am I, and you will never know a lonely day again, as long as I draw breath. 

[Hob’s speech to Rue at the end of Episode 10 of A Court of Fey & Flowers: You Will Never Know A Lonely Day Again]

[leafywillow]

Some useful? tips for disney dreamlight valley in case anyone's interested:

1. Always have someone hanging out with you! Especially if the role you gave them matches what you're currently doing (crop role when you're harvesting can get you double the crops!) But either way doing literally anything gives you friendship pts with them!

2. Do NOT convert dream shards. This one is kind of everywhere but it's too true lol so save them bitches

3. Get remy's restaurant asap! it unlocks butter, milk, etc which allows you to make soufflés which you can sell for a shit ton of coins

4. ALSO upgrade your house (exterior sign NOT the interior elevator) asap as it's the only way to increase the storage in your OG house chest!

5. Canola is the best crop to make a profit. It's $25 per seed bag but sells for $100+ per crop and only takes 30 min to grow! Grow it in its native zone forest of valor to grow it even faster too

Ok that's it for now hope this helps if anyone needs it! May make more tip lists as I go if anyone's interested but also youtube videos have been my bestie for making money fast so def check out those too if you want! Happy gaming 😁😁

[aubreeveey]

Disney Dreamlight Valley Cooking Guide ✨

[c-leadraw]

"Oh my god, you are so weird."

Gordo and Mark - Ravensong by TJ Klune

[otherwindow]

Consider: A fantasy series where the court wizard is treated and portrayed just like an IT guy. Court Wizard, fixing the Queen’s magic mirror: has’t thee attempted cleansing and reapplying the runes anew?

[otherwindow]

Court Wizard sees like 17 hexes in the magic mirror and finds out the Flamebarrier blessing was turned off.

[otherwindow]

Court Wizard finally fixes the magic mirror and sees a reflection of the Queen reciting: Show me beautiful forest nymphs. Show me where to find beautiful forest nymphs. Show me local witches willing to summon beautiful forest nymphs to my kingdom. Show me beautiful witches. Show m

[ruffboi-mags]

#calling your queen ‘thee’ is a good way to get yur head lopped off #it’s basically on par with walking up and saying ‘wassup cunt’

Listen I know that thee/thou used to be the INFORMAL of you, but frankly at this point this Court Wizard has had to come fix the Queen’s magic mirror so many times that she just accepts his exhausted slip of the tongue because maybe this time after he fixes it she can figure out how to find the beautiful forest nymphs…

[jabberwockypie]

The Court Wizard is so Tired

[parallelpenguins]

I just imagine at some point the court wizard magics the mirror to tell her she needs to look for forest nymphs in a forest.

[imnotnoura-deactivated20190728]

tumblr is like a group therapy with no therapist.

[notlocalbisaster]

[albinobirb]

If Zagreus was a boss in Hades 2 it would definitely be another cerberus situation

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[love-and-thvnder]

A clash of the two best anime on either side of the pacific, get the shirt HERE!

[sword-grandma]

[agentbreedlove]

[friendswithamonstar]

Almost cought up and this is canon. I would pay big money to see this!

[friendswithamonstar]

I'm so glad this is cannon now

[beggars-opera]

This is the best version of the lion king I’ve ever seen in my life, ever

[penny-anna]

Bilbo was declared dead while he was away in the Hobbit (and had to do a bunch of paperwork to get declared alive again) but there’s no indication he was formally declared dead after leaving the Shire, even though most people assumed he had died.

Therefore I posit: having a missing person declared dead in the Shire requires the consent of their next of kin. Whoever Bilbo’s next of kin was at the time of the Hobbit (possibly Otho? I’m not sure) had him declared dead at the first opportunity but Frodo refused to ever do it.

Frodo had anxious hobbit bureaucrats knocking on his door every couple of years like ‘Mr Baggins… blease… it’s been 10 years… he was eleventy-one… can we fill out his death certificate yet’ and Frodo was like ‘absolutely not’.

Early on he genuinely couldn’t bring himself too but after a while it was more that he enjoyed irritating the local magistrate’s office than anything else.

[61below]

I raise you: the hobbitish bureaucracy has no means to re-declare someone dead. They had no precedent to declare someone who was once-dead dead again. They would need the Thain, the Mayor, and the Master of Buckland to agree to changing the statute, and since the Thain and the Master are too amused by the whole henclucking that they haven’t gotten round to it just yet.

[telltalelily]

I’m upping the stakes with: last time Bilbo was declared dead when he was, in fact, not dead, they removed the law stating that you can have someone declared dead without a body, so when Bilbo left (happily aware of this legal loophole and snickering) he could never become legally dead again.

[penny-anna]

I am loving the implication here that Bilbo can literally never die in the eyes of the law. He’d love that.

[apathetic-revenant]

a hobbit parent telling their kids the story of Mad Baggins and being like “thanks to a loophole in hobbit law he’s technically still alive today”

a hobbit child misinterprets this and lies awake at night worrying that Mad Baggins is still out there and will appear in their room without warning 

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Alternatively: the laws for declaring somebody dead if they’re missing for long enough are still in place, but the magistrates are just refusing to enforce them in this particular case.

After all, last time they declared Bilbo Baggins dead— which involved filling out all the paperwork necessary to declare somebody dead without a body— he had the rudeness to show up again, forcing them to do a lot more paperwork, and this time with an indignant Bilbo having a go at them while they did it.

As a result, the magistrates have decided that they’re not going to declare Bilbo Baggins dead a second time unless they have a body, a coroners reprt explaining the cause of death, and a three day wake to make sure that he doesn’t get up and walk away again.

Centuries later, hobbit parents tell their children that Mad Baggins is forever gone from the shire— at least until the day when somebody is stupid enough to declare him legally dead, at which point legend states that he will immediately come marching back, demanding an explanation.

[lilsunshiny]

beauyasha + fjorester friend support 

[aleatoryw]

girls don't want boys, girls want megamind's fucking sick platform goth boots that he wore to fight titan