#parent trap

[substellaris]

Parent trap au, except this was part of a big illustration but I drew the whole thing on a canvas in low resolution and realized too late, so I only saved them 💔

[myfandomistingling]

Someone said "Billy parent trapped Agatha and Rio" and tbh I can't stop thinking about that 🫣

[strawlessandbraless]

A world does not exist where Jack watches the parent trap and doesn’t plan some elaborate hijinks to get Dean and Cas together. Turns out it doesn’t actually take much…

[aizawaondrugs]

Okay, it's a really popular trope that Danny gets rid of Jason's pit madness by cleansing the nasty ecto in him BUT!

Neverborn babies are created by two ghosts mixing their ecto together. (or maybe this is just fanon? idk, it's a crossover anyway🙌)

So I raise y'all:

Jason isn't contaminated by the pits and his ecto isn't nasty because of them. He's just really fucking traumatized and the Pit Rage part of him is literally his fucked up emotional state marinating in his ecto. There's actually no Pit Rage, he's just super fucking emotional and super fucking traumatized and mentally unstable, though he's working on that.

Danny? Poor, Danny "I want to help!" Fenton? Should've taken him to Frostbite but managed to mix his ecto into Jason's to try and cleanse the "contamination" out of it instead. Like an idiot.

Jason? He's... ghost pregnant and weirdly okay with it. He likes kids, there are no actual pregnancy symptoms to fuck up his mood. He's actually much happier now that he has something to look forward to! Frostbite said that taking care of his mental and emotional health will take care of the Pit Rage so that's also covered. Danny is sleeping on his couch. He has his own place but Jason thinks he deserves to sleep on the couch and he can and will enforce it.

Danny? Total and utter panic. He's a dad! Again if Ellie counts! What the fuck he doesn't know anything about kids or normal people things! Will the kid be full ghost because he had unknowing ghost sex with the hot revenant? Or maybe a halfa because they're both at least half alive? Is there a precedent for this?! Clockwork? CLOCKWORK HELP HIM!

Jazz? Sooooooo angry at her stupid fucking little brother. Of all the irresponsible, dumb shit he could've done this wasn't something she ever imagined! He truly outdone himself. All he needed to do was take the revenant to the Far Frozen to be treated! And what did Danny do? HE KNOCKED HIM UP! For someone so smart her little brother truly is fucking stupid!

Ellie? She's very excited! Danny and her might've mutually agreed to be cousins/siblings but that didn't mean he wasn't a better father to her than Vlad. It never was a high bar to clear but still. Baby sibling!

The Fentons? Oblivious. But when they find out? Ancients help them all.

The rest of the batfam? Also oblivious but something just isn't right with Jason. They will find out what. And when they do? Complete and utter chaos. Alfred is mildly disappointed, Bruce shut down because grandbaby and the rest are menaces. Duke is offering his services as superpowered babysitter for the superpowered baby lol

Frostbite? Shaking his head. He knew the Great One was impulsive in his youth, never really having time to truly think through his actions in those early days but he thought Danny grew out of it. Apparently, he didn't. Volunteered to be Jason's primary doctor.

(Vlad? In ghost prison lol)

[thesevenumbrellas]

Lawyer: How would you like to handle the custody agreement?

Parent: I want my wife to take one of my infant daughters to the UK and I’ll take the other one and we will never see each other again.

Lawyer: You want to fucking what?

[celebrityroom]

[incorrect-sonic-lore]

Fun fact!

Eggman and Agent stone are getting a divorce. To counter act this, Sage and Metal Sonic are pulling a parent trap.

Did you know...?

Eggman and Agent stone are getting a divorce. To counter act this, Sage and Metal Sonic are pulling a parent trap.

[ghostwritingnightmares]

When The Inevitable Collides

Summary: Annie and Hallie are back to their usual antics to get you and Chessy together.

Warnings: None (That's right. I can write fluff. Sometimes.)

Chessy Masterlist - Fluffcember Masterlist

722 (a shortie but a cutie)

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Chessy and you have been playing a battle of wills. You both have feelings for eachother but neither of you are quite ready to risk the friendship that you have built. Instead you ride the fine line. Chessy makes you breakfast exactly the way you like it. You are always around to clean the dishes. When watching a movie or show Chessy is tucked into your side to share a blanket and popcorn. When she is reading you bring her drinks and snacks. You share lingering glances and seem to finish each other's sentences.

You are smitten with each other and the whole house is sick of watching you two dance around each other. The twins have watched you debate, plan, and then eventually back out of every attempt to ask Chessy on a date. They have observed Chessy write numerous pros and cons lists, pace the kitchen talking to herself, and then throw herself into an anxiety attack before deciding it just isn't worth it. Both of you would rather live in this muddy grey area than risk what you have.

Hallie and Annie have other plans.

It comes to them when setting up Christmas decorations around the house. Hallie’s hand wraps around the string of the mistletoe and it seems so simple. If they hang it above the kitchen door eventually you two will be under it at the same time and be forced to kiss. To them it seems like a fool proof plan.

Until a week has gone by and it is only their cheeks that have been smattered with kisses. It seems that since the arrival of the plant you and Chessy have been narrowly avoiding each other. It isn't on purpose just a cruel irony of the world the twins hadn't taken into account.

Finally they realize that for their plan to work they are going to have to do a lot more meddling than they thought. Hallie plants her trap first walking into the kitchen to ask Chessy an outrageous question. Once they get talking Annie goes to grab you and forcibly drags you to the kitchen. You are trying to figure out why she is acting so strange when you are literally shoved into Chessy.

You collide with her face first and she stumbles backwards. Instinctively you reach for her hips and pull her towards you. She wraps her arms around your neck letting out a huff of laughter.

“I should really watch where I'm going,” she smiles but then her cheeks burn a bright red when she realizes how close she is to you.

You expect her to pull away but when she doesn’t you can't help but grin. “I would gladly be run over by you any day.”

Chessy can feel her heart threatening to beat out of her chest when she looks up to see the mistletoe. It doesn't help the heat climbing her neck and she begins to ramble. “Did you know mistletoes are actually dangerous plants? They wrap around trees and…”

“Chess,” you say quietly, pressing her closer to you. “Shut up and let me kiss you.”

You wait until she nods before leaning in to press a soft kiss on her lips. You are determined to only make it a small one in case Chessy wants to pull away. She surprises you however when one hand finds its way into your hair pulling you back to her. It is everything you have wanted and more and you feel like your whole body is on fire. You only pull away when a chorus of Ewwwww comes from the twins.

Even then you only pull back far enough to rest your head against Chessy’s. She is breathing heavily trying to calm down her nerves. You move your hand to push a strand of hair behind her ear.

“I think I could get used to that,” you whisper softly.

“Yeah,” she smiles softly, “I think I could get used to that too.”

You spend the rest of movie night with Chessy curled into your side. You keep one arm wrapped around her shoulders, the other hand is tangled in hers. Long after the credits have rolled and everyone has gone to bed you sit on that couch kissing her with reverence as if determined to make up for every lost moment.

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