take your sorry ass to the test chamber

22 // he they it // redd

[ganglystem]

what an intense battle

[lostcryptids]

[lindleland]

"Mordecai and Rigby from Regular Show fucked", I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when two voices speak and command silence from the room in unison.

"They're right", they say. I look for the owners of the voices. There in the 3rd row stand Mordecai and Rigby.

Another voice rings out from the next row: "You know who ELSE fucked?"

[duckfed]

[original drawing & slightly edited version below]

[higgsfigs]

When I was little I had an irrational fear of when you tried to turn off your Windows XP and the screen would gradually turn Grey as you choose which power option to enter

That shit was SCARY!!!

[chronosamurai]

Me: ok, sleep time!

Windows XP:

[getanewcomputer]

[aflo]

O_O you don’t know who Gerard way is?????

what is he some kind of politician or something..?

[4la-deactivated20210919]

yes. now let’s watch this episode of spongebob together

[talonabraxas]

‘Thoth and the Chief Magician’, 1925. Evelyn Pau

[ca314159bara]

[dwinkus]

when I was a kid you had to do the charlie the unicorn voice whether you liked it or not. you had to say candy mountain charlieeee in the voice. not like these days

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

Visit Original Link

isolating the vocals on the last verse of Once In A Lifetime reveal many dark secrets

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

fyi that rough cut right in the middle of a “same as it ever was” isn’t my doing, that’s in the actual mix, somebody apparently needed to stitch that last bit together right in the middle of a word

[milf-adjacent]

Me alone in my house at 2:37 AM

[subfuscarab]

he is haunted by this

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

Getting feedback and advice from my mutuals

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[necromancelena]

To think that we will never know the identity of this mystery tweeter, thanks to the meticulous censorship of their url

[sata-cable]

[anotherevencoolerdad]

pick one you bald genderless idiot

[anarchafemme]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[kingchristianx]

This is... exactly what it’s like teaching preschool

[anna-milton]

As of today (Oct. 13, 2018) Count Olaf has been dead for 12 slutty, slutty years

[anna-milton]

Count Olaf has been dead for THIRTEEN slutty, slutty years