why did i do the thing: an autobiography by violet

✨ big dreams and no sleep ✨ 🔞 ‘02 liner 🔞 💞 treat people with kindness 💞 ‼️ in love with people who don’t know i exist and people who don’t exist ‼️

[plain-lo-deactivated20221231]

we're all just sluts with mental illnesses and tummy problems

[imjunebitch]

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[bumblebeebats]

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!

[theragamuffininitiative]

tumblr users being generally knowledgeable about phishing attempts and scams and yet not hesitating to click various links from unknown users because they say such things as "spin the wheel to determine your alvin and the chipmunks band persona based on my favorite italian desserts" and we go "heck yeah."

[spongelll]

me walking to the bathroom at 3am in a massively oversized shirt, using gay fanfic on my phone to light the way

[view-from-up-here]

[fawnar]

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

[friesnotfires]

guys i finally read fourth wing and i have to see coups in a e2l xaden role. like i just kept imagining him while reading it now it’s not a want but a NEED. pls someone make it happen 🙏🏽🙏🏽

[tristanan]

i badly edited together mingi screaming make some fucking noise and wooyoung making fun of him after... enjoy

[updateez]

[📷] TODAY ATEEZ ATEEZ 2025 WORLD TOUR [IN YOUR FANTASY] IN ORLANDO DAY 2❤

[friesnotfires]

if anyone’s out there and sees this

PLEASE 🙏🏽 recommend some published books/novels in the slice of life, sci-fi, dystopia, underworld, and/or action/adventure that has a lead romance (preferably adult/smut) that doesn’t have overplayed and badly written tropes.

i am literally begging on my knees … i can’t take another ‘brooding, mysterious’ ml who’s just a red flag with no depth and a naive, but oh so strong fl who’s actually fucking annoying and unrealistic and they just have sex every chance they get even when they’re in near death situations.

i want the world building, setbacks, dialogue, internal monologues. growth, tension, humor, angst, comfort, fluff— literally ANY combo of those is enough for me

if you have a book that fits any of these, please lmk 🛐🛐

i’m really trying to branch out from fanfics and read ‘real’ books but these booktok recs that keep finding me are all the same tasteless variations of each other with no unique plot or characters that stay with you and it’s so frustrating. i love the fanfics (and writers) on here and ao3 and i’ve yet to find a published book that gives me the same feelings.

[ibajo256]

[corvusalbus93]

[thatsthewrongwallcraig]

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

[eyra]

works made by AI are not fanfiction, because they’re not fan-made. you didn’t write shit. you didn’t create shit. you are not a writer; you are not a creator. this isn’t art, this isn’t storytelling. this is just embarrassing for you.

if a single line of your work was made by generative AI then you should be fucking mortified.

[tumblr]

Well, folks, the numbers are in. We're in a committed relationShip with @ao3org, and it's called...drumroll...TagTeam! ao3blr was a VERY close second, so go ahead and use that tag too, ya crazy kids.

[bxdbxbby]

NEW CRACK SHIPP

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]