Don't stand in my way!

Bang, bang, rattatat! You hold the gun and I'll hold the cash! (He, his) Part of the MafiaRun Roleplay group! Member of Snow Sugar's facion STATUS: RUNNING!

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"shit, we on national television,"

“Whoa, really?”  Gumball looked excited, a spark lighting in his eyes, “You’re that magician, huh?  Can you show me some magic?  And don’t do somethin’ dumb like make my wallet disappear like the last magician I met…”

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Cinnamon brightened up smiling “ofcourse!! and i wont make your wallet disappear, im not that kinda mafician” he reached into his cape and pulled out a top hat showing gumball, nothing in it, he twirled it and tapped the ridge of the hat

“where is that bunbun?” two ears poped up out the hat and then a bunny peaked up “theres the bunbun”

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“Yo!  Yo!!!!”  Gumball pointed at the bunny with intense amazement, “You!  You made that come outta nowhere!  That’s incredible!”  He clapped intensely, stars in his eyes.  He had never seen such magic before!

“I’m Gumball, by the way!  Famous street artist, yaknow?”

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jesus fucking christ, that cookie hot as shit,

“You know it, babe!”  He licked his finger and placed it on his hip, making a fake sizzling noise.

“...that was kinda lame, wasn’t it?  Sorry.”

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"You wanna hear a joke, your future"

“Pssh, you’re one to talk, Mr. Blondy-Poof-Hair-Or-Whatever!  Who do you think you are, talkin to the great Gumball Cookie like that?”  He flipped his hair dramatically, “Have some respect when you’re speaking to an artist!”

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“Oh, I’ll let it get to your head, if you know what I mean…” Gumball winked, then paused, “Shit,  I don’t even know what that means.”

He leaned forward, leaning his forehead against its.  “You’re even cuter up close, you know that?”

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It snickered softly, grinning up at him “I wish I could tell you what that means, but I’m not sure either.”

“Really?” It hummed “That’s awfully sweet of you, Gumball~ Now..” It leaned forward a bit so their noses were touching, not breaking eye contact “Where’s that kiss you asked about?”

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“Well, yaknow, Gumball’s are practically pure sugar, I happen to be no exception!”  He grinned back, “I’m just a sweet guy all together...”

He reached up and cupped Snow’s cheek, “S’right here, babe~!” He tilted his head, kissing it softly on the lips.  This was paradise!!!

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"fashion police, you're definitely under arrest,"

“Um, excuse me!  I’ll let you know this neon jumpsuit cost me AT LEAST $20...it’s called an ‘aesthetic’!”

[mafia-hero]

hey, do you wanna join my gang?

“No thanks, I’m already in one. Who exactly are you anyway?”

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Gumball struck a pose, straightening his tie and smiling at Hero.  “You’re tellin’ me you never heard of me?  I’m the one and only Gumball Cookie, critically acclaimed street artist.  I’m pretty sure you’ve seen my work before.”

[mafia-hero]

“Oh, of course, now I know you,” He rolled his eyes. “I’ve definitely been tasked with cleaning up some of your ‘work’ more than once. I’m Hero, by the way. It’s a pleasure to meet you, I guess.”

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“Hey, I don’t like those air quotes!”  Gumball put his hands on his hips in an exaggerated manner, “You’re probably one of those sheeple who wouldn’t know true art if it splatted ‘em in their faces!”  He huffed, “My art has meaning!”

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can i pay you in swag?

“Sir, I only accept CKS, Cookie Kingdom Swag, I cannot count any other kind of Swag.”

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“C’mon, can’t you spare a little somethin’ for a starving artist?  I’ll paint ya for free, if you want!”  Gumball gave his best attempt at puppy-dog eyes.

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Damn. He got her narcissistic side. “Mmm, I’ll do it for that painting of me. And for a bad ‘swag’ selfie of yourself.” A little blackmail material never hurt anyone, except for everyone.

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Gumball snickered, pulling up his gumball cannon.  “Oh, I’ll paint ya alright, I’ll paint you reeaall goood~!”  He sang, before...

SPLAT!  He launched a giant yellow gumball onto her, covering her outfit!

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"shit, we on national television,"

“Whoa, really?”  Gumball looked excited, a spark lighting in his eyes, “You’re that magician, huh?  Can you show me some magic?  And don’t do somethin’ dumb like make my wallet disappear like the last magician I met...”

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can i pay you in swag?

“Sir, I only accept CKS, Cookie Kingdom Swag, I cannot count any other kind of Swag.”

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“C’mon, can’t you spare a little somethin’ for a starving artist?  I’ll paint ya for free, if you want!”  Gumball gave his best attempt at puppy-dog eyes.

[mafia-hero]

hey, do you wanna join my gang?

“No thanks, I’m already in one. Who exactly are you anyway?”

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Gumball struck a pose, straightening his tie and smiling at Hero.  “You’re tellin’ me you never heard of me?  I’m the one and only Gumball Cookie, critically acclaimed street artist.  I’m pretty sure you’ve seen my work before.”

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club penguin bans sentence starters

"i'm a fucking piece of pizza,"

"holy shit toto, we sure as fuck ain't in kansas anymore,"

"i ain't fucking with these christmas lights anymore,"

"why is the only angry one black?"

"get in loser, we're going sledding,"

"jesus fucking christ, that cookie hot as shit,"

"ah yes, my meth lab is ready,"

"i need this life vest 'cos i'm drowning in the pussy,"

"i could kill you right now, no one would wear you scream,"

"i could go back and pretend to be you,"

"fashion police, you're definitely under arrest,"

"you're tearing this family apart, ___"

"what do you mean you're being murdered? that's illegal, people can't do that,"

"i'm wanted for stealing yo girl/boy,"

"wanna hear a joke? your future,"

"i would like to order all the money,"

"when i see stars i think of you. because you're only beautiful from a distance,"

"do it for the vine,"

"you dress like an idiot,"

"girl/boy, are you because i want to take you out,"

"hey you forgot something. your social life,"

"help me hide this body in here,"

"did you just propose, using emojis?"

"do drugs they said. it will be fun they said,"

"it's called capitalism,"

"thank you for helping me commit cannibalism,"

"shit, we on national television,"

"bitch, throw one more snowball at me,"

"can you leave my house please?"

"i'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch,"

"can i pay you in swag?"

"excuse me, do you know where i can find the booty?"

"what the flipper?"

"santa isn't real,"

"what do penguins do in a race? they peng-win,"

"a milkshake ain't a goddamn pizza,"

"locked up because my eyebrow game was too strong,"

"man, look at all this fuckin' dope,"

"fuck it, i ain't running,"

"hey, do you wanna join my gang?"

"i'll ask my mom,"

"smooth as butter,"

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“R-reciprocated..?” Gumball said the word slowly, trying his best to comprehend what he heard. “R-reciprocated..!” He repeated it again, a goofy gap-toothed grin crossing his face. “Reciprocated!!!” He was too happy to be able to say anything else on the matter, to be honest!

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“Y-Yeah, reciprocated!” It responded happily, nearly beaming. This went… way better than it thought it would.

“I-I’ve, uh, kinda- kinda thought you’re p-pretty cute since you started working here…” It spoke sheepishly, hunching its shoulders.

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“I’m so happy!”  Gumball was nearly bouncing, shifting his weight from foot to foot eagerly.  “This is like…the best case scenario?  To be honest?”

A sudden thought flew threw his mind, and he strolled forwards until he was leaning across the desk towards Snow.  He smiled again, tilting his head off to the side.  “Do you, uh, maybe wanna kiss?  Promise I’m better at it when I’m sober.”

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It raised its eyebrows in surprise for a moment before giving a soft, kind of sly grin, shifting in its chair and leaning forward a tiny bit “Read my mind, Gumball.”

“Also, for the record, you weren’t too bad when drunk. Don’t let that get to your head, though.”

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“Oh, I’ll let it get to your head, if you know what I mean...” Gumball winked, then paused, “Shit,  I don’t even know what that means.”

He leaned forward, leaning his forehead against its.  “You’re even cuter up close, you know that?”

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“R-reciprocated..?” Gumball said the word slowly, trying his best to comprehend what he heard. “R-reciprocated..!” He repeated it again, a goofy gap-toothed grin crossing his face. “Reciprocated!!!” He was too happy to be able to say anything else on the matter, to be honest!

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“Y-Yeah, reciprocated!” It responded happily, nearly beaming. This went… way better than it thought it would.

“I-I’ve, uh, kinda- kinda thought you’re p-pretty cute since you started working here…” It spoke sheepishly, hunching its shoulders.

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“I’m so happy!”  Gumball was nearly bouncing, shifting his weight from foot to foot eagerly.  “This is like...the best case scenario?  To be honest?”

A sudden thought flew threw his mind, and he strolled forwards until he was leaning across the desk towards Snow.  He smiled again, tilting his head off to the side.  “Do you, uh, maybe wanna kiss?  Promise I’m better at it when I’m sober.”

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Gumball shifted slightly, clenching his fists in an intense attempt to calm himself down. “K-kinda both..?” He muttered, rubbing the back of his neck, “Y-you'rereallycuteandiwantedtodothatforawhile.” He added, his face a bright shade of crimson.

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It took a bit for it to register, but Snow’s face lit up red and it sputtered, hunching its shoulders and glancing down at the desk as it tried to work out a response. Cute?????????? Straightening its tie, it looked up at him, shifting in its seat as it fumbled over its words.

“W-Well, I, uh-” C’mon Snow, you can do this!

“…Guess I, er, didn’t expect m-my feelings to be reciprocated.. so soon…” God, this was embarrassing.

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"R-reciprocated..?" Gumball said the word slowly, trying his best to comprehend what he heard. "R-reciprocated..!" He repeated it again, a goofy gap-toothed grin crossing his face. "Reciprocated!!!" He was too happy to be able to say anything else on the matter, to be honest!

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Sitting stiffly in its chair, Snow gulped nervously, staring down at the smartphone in its hand. Its thumb was hovering over the little green button as its anxieties only climbed higher and higher, worrying about every single little thing that could go wrong with this call. There were things it needed to work out, things it needed to, confirm, things it needed to… initiate, given how things go. In one swift motion, it hit the button and rose the phone to its ear, a trepidatious look on its face as the person on the other end picked up.

“H-Hey, um- Gumball? Could you head to my office when you have the time? There’s something important I need to discuss with you.”

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  Gumball woke up sprawled across one of the lounge couches with a pounding headache.  After the initial confusion of where he was passed over, he felt an increasingly growing pit of dread in the pit of his stomach.  He kissed the boss!!! The boss kissed back!!!  If he wasn’t so mortified this would have been incredible news.   The dread increased as he felt his phone buzz in his pocket, indicating a call from none other than the target of his drunken affections itself.

  “Y-yeah,  I’ll be there…”  He stuttered back, sitting up and adjusting his tie so it looked respectable.  Stumbling to Boss’s office, all he could feel was fear.  He was gonna get fired he just knew it you can’t just make out with your boss oh my god Gumball you’re such a mess.

  He stepped into the room, staring at the floor to avoid further embarrassment.  “You, uh, wanted to see me?”

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“Yes!” It squeaked, startled, not expecting him to turn up so soon. Well… it supposed he was nearby… asleep on the floor, or whatever, but… aagh, that didn’t matter! What mattered was, Snow needed answers. Aaand… it was gonna get the answers sooner than it expected, it supposed.

Setting its phone facedown and aside on the desk, it nearly went to fold its hands on the wooden surface before opting out of it, deciding to just lean forward on the desk on its elbows instead for a more casual look. Shit, he probably thinks I’m gonna fire him it realized I need to act more relaxed.

“Y… Yeah, um.. what… what was that last night?” It asked with a tone much more curious than accusing, displaying as much false confidence as it could muster. Here we go…

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Gumball hid his face in his hands, emitting what could only be described as a quiet high pitched shriek of embarrassment.  What could he even say?

“Ican’tholdmyliquoratallandifyouwanttofiremethat’sokayitwasveryunprofessionalofmetodothat!”  He sputtered out, feeling his face heat up.  This was the worst!!!  He imagined curling up into a small hole 10 feet deep and slowly covering himself with dirt.  That would be better than facing the situation he was in right now.

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It blinked at his sudden outburst, taking a moment to process his jumbled speech. Raising its eyebrows, it shook its hands out in front of it a bit, trying to negate the situation a little “N-No, no, I’m not gonna fire you! Don’t worry about that!” Lowering its hands back down to the desk, it scooted its chair forward a little, glancing off to the side.

“I-I’m just a bit… confused, I guess?” It spoke, rubbing at the back of its neck as it grew just a tad flustered “D-Did you, er.. Did you mean all of that, or was that the alcohol talking?”

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Gumball shifted slightly, clenching his fists in an intense attempt to calm himself down. "K-kinda both..?" He muttered, rubbing the back of his neck, "Y-you'rereallycuteandiwantedtodothatforawhile." He added, his face a bright shade of crimson.

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Sitting stiffly in its chair, Snow gulped nervously, staring down at the smartphone in its hand. Its thumb was hovering over the little green button as its anxieties only climbed higher and higher, worrying about every single little thing that could go wrong with this call. There were things it needed to work out, things it needed to, confirm, things it needed to… initiate, given how things go. In one swift motion, it hit the button and rose the phone to its ear, a trepidatious look on its face as the person on the other end picked up.

“H-Hey, um- Gumball? Could you head to my office when you have the time? There’s something important I need to discuss with you.”

[vandalizingcities]

  Gumball woke up sprawled across one of the lounge couches with a pounding headache.  After the initial confusion of where he was passed over, he felt an increasingly growing pit of dread in the pit of his stomach.  He kissed the boss!!! The boss kissed back!!!  If he wasn’t so mortified this would have been incredible news.   The dread increased as he felt his phone buzz in his pocket, indicating a call from none other than the target of his drunken affections itself.

  “Y-yeah,  I’ll be there…”  He stuttered back, sitting up and adjusting his tie so it looked respectable.  Stumbling to Boss’s office, all he could feel was fear.  He was gonna get fired he just knew it you can’t just make out with your boss oh my god Gumball you’re such a mess.

  He stepped into the room, staring at the floor to avoid further embarrassment.  “You, uh, wanted to see me?”

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“Yes!” It squeaked, startled, not expecting him to turn up so soon. Well… it supposed he was nearby… asleep on the floor, or whatever, but… aagh, that didn’t matter! What mattered was, Snow needed answers. Aaand… it was gonna get the answers sooner than it expected, it supposed.

Setting its phone facedown and aside on the desk, it nearly went to fold its hands on the wooden surface before opting out of it, deciding to just lean forward on the desk on its elbows instead for a more casual look. Shit, he probably thinks I’m gonna fire him it realized I need to act more relaxed.

“Y… Yeah, um.. what… what was that last night?” It asked with a tone much more curious than accusing, displaying as much false confidence as it could muster. Here we go…

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Gumball hid his face in his hands, emitting what could only be described as a quiet high pitched shriek of embarrassment.  What could he even say?

“Ican’tholdmyliquoratallandifyouwanttofiremethat’sokayitwasveryunprofessionalofmetodothat!”  He sputtered out, feeling his face heat up.  This was the worst!!!  He imagined curling up into a small hole 10 feet deep and slowly covering himself with dirt.  That would be better than facing the situation he was in right now.

[frigidmafioso-blog]

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Sitting stiffly in its chair, Snow gulped nervously, staring down at the smartphone in its hand. Its thumb was hovering over the little green button as its anxieties only climbed higher and higher, worrying about every single little thing that could go wrong with this call. There were things it needed to work out, things it needed to, confirm, things it needed to… initiate, given how things go. In one swift motion, it hit the button and rose the phone to its ear, a trepidatious look on its face as the person on the other end picked up.

“H-Hey, um- Gumball? Could you head to my office when you have the time? There’s something important I need to discuss with you.”

[vandalizingcities]

  Gumball woke up sprawled across one of the lounge couches with a pounding headache.  After the initial confusion of where he was passed over, he felt an increasingly growing pit of dread in the pit of his stomach.  He kissed the boss!!! The boss kissed back!!!  If he wasn’t so mortified this would have been incredible news.   The dread increased as he felt his phone buzz in his pocket, indicating a call from none other than the target of his drunken affections itself.

  “Y-yeah,  I’ll be there...”  He stuttered back, sitting up and adjusting his tie so it looked respectable.  Stumbling to Boss’s office, all he could feel was fear.  He was gonna get fired he just knew it you can’t just make out with your boss oh my god Gumball you’re such a mess.

  He stepped into the room, staring at the floor to avoid further embarrassment.  “You, uh, wanted to see me?”