･ﾟ✧*hermit*✧･ﾟ

new year new tears

[thetrippytrip]

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

[sovietnam]

[wizcoylifa]

R E T U R N    T O    T H E     D E P T H S

[wasted-art]

he should get an oscar for this interview

[loveamongthesailors]

portable slime gargoyle 

[unicornfan]

[loveamongthesailors]

Hmm. Hmm. I’ve had some really out there stuff added to my posts but this is somehow the worst addition I’ve ever seen

[unicornfan]

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

mood

[batbitequeen-deactivated2018021]

his head is in that one post spitting slime out

[hollyweeb-blvd]

This poor dude is waiting for his date for the prom unknowing he is being watched by the crew of a hit TV show

[hollyweeb-blvd]

The tides coming in, hurry up dude.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

Tide got him but he’s ok.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

He’s texting his girl but she’s not showing up. Is she standing him up?

[hollyweeb-blvd]

His best bud just showed up to help him.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

Tide is really coming in now, he’s on the phone. Things are getting frantic.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

Will she arrive in time? We’re gonna give him a round of applause if she says yes and arrives.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

OH NO!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

CREW IS ENCOURAGING HIM TO RE-DO HIS WORK. WE’RE SHOUTING “DO IT!”

[hollyweeb-blvd]

HE IS RE-MAKING THE MESSAGE! I REPEAT! HE IS REMAKING THE MESSAGE!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

WE HAVE RECIEVED WORD THAT THE GIRL IS ON A TREASURE HUNT IN THE CITY AND THIS IS THE FINAL LOCATION. HIS FRIEND IS STALLING FOR TIME.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

UPDATE: BEACHGOERS HAVE JOINED IN TO HELP THIS BOY REBUILD HIS MESSAGE TO THE GIRL! HIS FRIEND HAS JOINED IN AS WELL.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

IT’S ALMOST DONE! THEY MIGHT MAKE IT!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

THE MESSAGE IS COMPLETED! THE QUESTION IS NOW “WILL SHE SAY YES?”

[hollyweeb-blvd]

BRO OF THE YEAR JUST BROUGHT A GIRL. I THINK THIS MAY BE IT!

I THINK THIS IS IT!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

SHE’S APPROACHING!

YES! THE ANSWER IS YES!

OUR CREW IS CHEERING FOR THESE TWO.

[csurf]

Flirt with me wtf

[spacexualkids]

no offense but yall gotta stop acting like its the end of the world if a bi girl ends up with a guy

[puzzledplacebo-blog]

but then there’s no cute lesbian-ness and that’s what makes it so gr8

[lesbianpeachs]

Bisexual women are not lesbians, and do not choose their partners based on how appealing they are to you, you gross fuck

[s-urfboardt]

Visit Original Link

Use both headphones

left: the weeknd

right: drake

[j1206c]

sex omfg

[jsfrc]

#earfuck

[snortingsugar]

i felt this throu my entire body

[seeingjules]

OH MY

[crashyourcrew-deactivated202001]

Encore

[theee6]

BEEN WAITING FOR IT TO COME BACK ON MY DASH

[y0ur4veragekid]

Ahh fuck this is too sick

[thuglyx]

🙏🙏🙏

[1986fatale]

One of my favorite things on tumblr

[alternativeblkgal]

I love this

[6ixfeelings]

FUCKING FAV😍😍

[yung-smoov]

vibes

[yeezauss]

its back

[calumsfrijoles]

I know 5 Seconds of Summer. I’ve seen all their dicks, Calum swings left.

Alex Gaskarth at the APMAS for his political speech (via calumsfrijoles)

[blsexual]

[juuliaroberts]

I honestly want to scream

[lapirin]

Spotify kicked me out before I could finish making this playlist for my crush, but I think it still gets the message across just fine

[ruinedchildhood]

[maorikingcth]

yoooo but can you imagine cal wearing a Rolex with a suit like yesss the ultimate sugar daddy

fuck outta here, like with his hair slicked back and his shirt nice and tight across his chest and his tie clipped back and he subtly fiddles with his cuff to show off his rolex

[ibpd]

when ur irrelevant and unwanted irl and on the Internet 

[stringerbells-deactivated202105]

[karazorel]