Geraskier Modern Biker AU
Iâm walking my dogs this morning and was struck with how perfect a Geralt/Jaskier biker AU would be. Some thoughts:
The Witchers are a local biker gang who congregate at the Kaer Morhen Bar thats owners by Vesemir.
The bar has a terrible reputation in town because âomg scary big men in leatherâ are not meant for this small town
Oh, and did I mention Geralt is a bounty hunter? I feel like that fits. He travels during the week on his bike hunting down people who miss their court dates, open warrants, whatever
One weekend he comes back after chasing down a particularly difficult man. He just wants to sit in the corner booth and drink and eat the shitty greasy food Eskel is putting out from the kitchen. The rain is coming down hard and heâs lucky he got there early because every biker in the state must have pulled over here to escape the weather so itâs packed
But then the door swings open and in comes a drenched to the bone Jaskier carrying a guitar and shitty little backpack. Jaskier looks so out of place, eyeliner running down his cheeks and his scarf clinging to his neck
He glances around and figures at least itâs dry and warm here. He gets himself a drink and then shuffled around looking for a seat. The only place that looks like itâs not a rowdy group that has space is, of course, Geraltâs booth.
Jaskier slides in without even asking. Heâs shivering. Heâs tired. But goddamn if that isnât the hottest guy heâs ever seen sitting across from him and oh my god how did he not notice he was going to sit across from man like that?
I donât know where else this would go but I kinda just love the idea of hard exterior biker Geralt and liberal arts college student Jaskier who got kicked out by his family for being bi and he just wants some love. The Witchers adopt Jaskier and he falls in love with Geralt who he thinks doesnât even pay attention to him. But Geralt just doesnât think his lifestyle is suited to Jaskier who he knows needs some stability after everything heâs been through.
Then Geralt becomes the guardian of Ciri when her grandmother, matriarch of The Pride biker gang, passes away. Geralt canât imagine why he is the guardian but he thinks it maybe has to do with the one time he stood up for Calanthe when she and her girls were getting bashed by some skinhead for being an all female gang.
Well now that he has Ciri he should settle down, right? He opens a mechanics shop and then is around more and gets a little house (and a cat named roach) and maybe he can woo Jaskier now. But he doesnât know how.
Cue awkward wooing, misunderstandings, confused Jaskier and intervening witchers who just want these two idiots to get together.
Yup thatâs it. Thatâs the post.















