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“I was a jokester, I had a dirty mind, and a dirty sense of humor. And I was naked a lot. I was naked all the time. It was just recently, in the last few years since I’ve become an adult, that I’ve learned to keep my clothes on. And even then, I really haven’t. I got yelled at by NBC for getting naked. [While filming multiple takes of a Parks and Recreation scene in which he was supposed to shock Amy Poehler by being naked in a doorway, in one take he did it for real.] I got suspended from the track team in high school for getting naked on the track bus. I was always getting naked. I thought it was hilarious. I didn’t understand how somebody could be so offended by me just taking my junk out.”

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He looks horrified

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I know how you feel Phil

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And so love goes. And so life goes. And so I go.

Neal Cassady (via purplebuddhaproject)

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… Come with all your shame come with your swollen heart I’ve never seen anything more beautiful than you.

Warsan Shire, from “First Thought After Seeing You Smile” (via hiddenshores)

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Laura Graves

BRAIN FREEZE

Sooo you say you want us to be on good terms and remain friends, but you and your family are going around trash talking me to the people you work with, our mutual friends, and even the people who work for your mom? Did you really think I wouldn’t hear ANYTHING about what you’ve been saying about me? I’m trying REALLY hard to be the bigger person in this break up, but I’m ready to rip you a new asshole and tell you to stay the hell out of my life for good. Instead I think I’ll just disappear from your life and start ignoring you next time you reach out to me. Keep my fucking bookbag and my minifridge, those items are so not worth seeing your sorry ass again. UGH.

#rant #vent #ugh #personal