G Baby

she/they i hate ppl.

[atelier-xm]

There's a new mural in Szczecin

[kaava]

You forgot to add the best thing about it

[cubewaano]

Shower before poop, executed by troops / Poop before shower, you shall build the Great Tower

[nongunktional]

best typo ive ever made i think

reblog if you feep stupid

[nongunktional]

spose we're all feeping stupid today

[goqmir]

setting up a tiny detail in one chapter to pay it off in the next few chapters feels sooo devious like oooh i can't wait to write the small little reference here that 70% of readers will miss but 30% of readers will cheer for

[dialupmodern]

it feels so good loading the gun when you're Chekhov

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[teatops]

That “I think I fucked up” was timed perfectly

[lonelyroommp3]

the greatest thing about having a cat is it just scratches my inherent itch to be annoying. life is just so much better when you can walk through your living room and point at the animal minding her own business on the couch and go “itsababyyyyy” in a really fucking stupid voice

[painfog]

hdjdjsjkk my mum works in retail and one of her coworkers is autistic & mostly doesnt talk unless he has to but yesterday he went out of his way to cross through the crowds of xmas shoppers and dodge a train of trolleys to go up to my mum, gesture to the crowds and say “michelle. i am losing the will to live”

[galaxy-foxx98-deactivated202401]

Big ass mood

[dogpuppy]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

Hungarian swords, 14th century, at the Topkapi Palace Museum in Istanbul. The middle sword is 8ft long

[aziminil]

[pisces-core]

[bettabubble]

got an email from a local aquatics store with a coupon for one free worm

[bettabubble]

this is the coupon btw

[oldwindowsicons]

Windows 10 - Disk Cleanup

[seagrahm]

everyone came together and agreed

[aceofsquiddles]

I was thinking about how ‘Grinch’ and ‘Scrooge’ are words for people who hate Christmas but aren’t exact synonyms and then this chart happened.

[orionskittles]

HELP???

[skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat]

Sleeping like shit is soooo cool because the next day you get to feel like you have a disease

[lesser-flamingo]

I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

[rotary-supercollider]

Story where two guys are in a timeloop but one of them has to get a root canal tomorrow and he’s really not looking forward to it so he tries to stop the loop from ending by making sure the other guy never learns his lesson

[deedis]

puts my finger in your mouth

[deedis]

[deedis]

huh? Wh