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[0x4468c7a6a728]

it's the era of the asexual pervert

[depsidase]

[eon-bug-collection]

a rogue pipe cleaner.... escaped from the craft supplies

[redstonedust]

the whole "insulting someone based on their appearance is bad because it could indirectly hurt people you like who share that feature" is a good start for unlearning body shaming but i do think we need to go further and remind people that even if there was some physical trait that was magically 10000% exclusive to conservatives and creeps and nobody else ever had it, we still shouldnt be insulting them based on that. because the problem with them is not their appearance its their ideology and actions. by insulting their appearance you arent just indirectly insulting others who look like that, youre literally not making the correct point. stay on topic ya know.

[json-derulo]

the other day i saw this post that was someone’s fantasy of getting constantly fucked by demons and like. to be clear, i don’t think monsterfucking is inherently funny. but the narrative was that this person was trying to get ready for work and going in to the office and getting shit done whilst getting railed by multiple invisible entities. you wouldn’t call in sick for that?? recession indicator

[json-derulo]

[dogpuppy]

[agnes-nielsens]

[agnes-nielsens]

[7bitter]

nobody even knows how normal i am on account of my being obviously crazy

[phantomrose96]

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

[dogpuppy]

[loveridden1999]

[saltedume]

[dogpuppy]

[porcelain-dollbones]

it really is kind of interesting how attached people are to the idea of the improvised line and the genuine reaction in film. nearly every single famous moment or line has some sort of claim floating around that it wasn't in the script and was either made up on the spot by an actor or was sprung as a surprise on the actors to get their 'real' reaction. you know, sometimes people do come up with good lines in advance and write them down, and sometimes people can pretend to be have a convincing emotional response on screen

[dyatlovpassingprivilege]

hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯

microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight

[dogpuppy]

[philcollinsenjoyer]

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly