Er I'm FRitz

Lowk kinda in love with Rex Dangervest DNI IF YOU'RE ANY OF THE PHOBICS OR ISTS, OR JUST LOWK MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE!! N@ZI JOKES ARE NOT TOLERATED!! IMMEDIATE BLOCK!!!

[fritz-official]

I hate the isolation.

[fritz-official]

Would you like a hamburger

i would liek hamburger

Country invent hambuger

Yayyy

[fritz-official]

Yall... don't tell rex, but I found one of his old vests.

Man, I couldn't possibly imagine rex wearing orange.

[temmeac]

oh no

[i-am-not-vi]

nobody tell FRitz

[rex-dangervest-offical]

Put. That shit. DOWN.

[fritz-official]

Why? Honestly, I think you should start wearing it again😁

[rex-dangervest-offical]

Kid im about to put a gun to your head.

[fritz-official]

🙂

[rex-dangervest-offical]

Raptors go eat him now

[fritz-official]

woah woah woah you can shoot me but like I don't really appreciate the raptors eating me

Plus, they wouldn't. I give them snacks

[rex-dangervest-offical]

No they will. They obey my commands. Im the alpha after all!

[fritz-official]

...and you know where I buy them or even what snacks they are??

[rex-dangervest-offical]

Snacks dont make you in charge.

[fritz-official]

but they sure do make you irresistibly awesome. Want some?

[rex-dangervest-offical]

No.

[fritz-official]

mmmmmm ok then

[fritz-official]

Yall... don't tell rex, but I found one of his old vests.

Man, I couldn't possibly imagine rex wearing orange.

[temmeac]

oh no

[i-am-not-vi]

nobody tell FRitz

[rex-dangervest-offical]

Put. That shit. DOWN.

[fritz-official]

Why? Honestly, I think you should start wearing it again😁

[rex-dangervest-offical]

Kid im about to put a gun to your head.

[fritz-official]

🙂

[rex-dangervest-offical]

Raptors go eat him now

[fritz-official]

woah woah woah you can shoot me but like I don't really appreciate the raptors eating me

Plus, they wouldn't. I give them snacks

[rex-dangervest-offical]

No they will. They obey my commands. Im the alpha after all!

[fritz-official]

...and you know where I buy them or even what snacks they are??

[rex-dangervest-offical]

Snacks dont make you in charge.

[fritz-official]

but they sure do make you irresistibly awesome. Want some?

[fritz-official]

Yall... don't tell rex, but I found one of his old vests.

Man, I couldn't possibly imagine rex wearing orange.

[temmeac]

oh no

[i-am-not-vi]

nobody tell FRitz

[rex-dangervest-offical]

Put. That shit. DOWN.

[fritz-official]

Why? Honestly, I think you should start wearing it again😁

[rex-dangervest-offical]

Kid im about to put a gun to your head.

[fritz-official]

🙂

[rex-dangervest-offical]

Raptors go eat him now

[fritz-official]

woah woah woah you can shoot me but like I don't really appreciate the raptors eating me

Plus, they wouldn't. I give them snacks

[rex-dangervest-offical]

No they will. They obey my commands. Im the alpha after all!

[fritz-official]

...and you know where I buy them or even what snacks they are??

[fritz-official]

Yall... don't tell rex, but I found one of his old vests.

Man, I couldn't possibly imagine rex wearing orange.

[temmeac]

oh no

[i-am-not-vi]

nobody tell FRitz

[rex-dangervest-offical]

Put. That shit. DOWN.

[fritz-official]

Why? Honestly, I think you should start wearing it again😁

[rex-dangervest-offical]

Kid im about to put a gun to your head.

[fritz-official]

🙂

[rex-dangervest-offical]

Raptors go eat him now

[fritz-official]

woah woah woah you can shoot me but like I don't really appreciate the raptors eating me

Plus, they wouldn't. I give them snacks

[fritz-official]

Yall... don't tell rex, but I found one of his old vests.

Man, I couldn't possibly imagine rex wearing orange.

[temmeac]

oh no

[i-am-not-vi]

nobody tell FRitz

[rex-dangervest-offical]

Put. That shit. DOWN.

[fritz-official]

Why? Honestly, I think you should start wearing it again😁

[rex-dangervest-offical]

Kid im about to put a gun to your head.

[fritz-official]

🙂

[fritz-official]

hey what flowers do you want at your funeral?

what- wait what funeral-

[fritz-official]

Yall... don't tell rex, but I found one of his old vests.

Man, I couldn't possibly imagine rex wearing orange.

[temmeac]

oh no

[i-am-not-vi]

nobody tell FRitz

[rex-dangervest-offical]

Put. That shit. DOWN.

[fritz-official]

Why? Honestly, I think you should start wearing it again😁

[fritz-official]

Yall... don't tell rex, but I found one of his old vests.

Man, I couldn't possibly imagine rex wearing orange.

[fritz-official]

i

I forgot this account existed WHAT HAPPENED

[fritz-official]

dove jumpscare

Ooooo spooky

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wait I'm german

🍻

[fritz-official]

*Explodes the "soup" that rex gives you with mind*

MY FUCKING SOUUUPPPPPPP

[fritz-official]

What be your favourite food and drink good sir?

the fun soup that rex gives me for dinner of course :D and Dr pepper, it's peak

[evulerjellyfish]

I don't think you should be eating that man

[fritz-official]

what?? I literally have it every night

[evulerjellyfish]

Listen bro that is quite literally not edible as a level forty gazillion food appearance judger that is not edible gang

[fritz-official]

how am I alive then? Don't knock it till you try it, as the bricksburgians say

[evulerjellyfish]

ITS NOT EDIBLE THOUGH YOURE ONLY ALIVE BECAUSE YOUR VERSION OF THE HOMELESS MSN ISSTRYUNG TO SLOWLY POISON YOU ITS NOT THST OBVIOUS TO SEE MAN IF HE GIVES IT TO YOU EVERY NIGHT FOR DINNER THEN HE CLEARLY DOES NIT WANT YOU ALIVE BRO

[fritz-official]

its literally so peak tho just try it

[fritz-official]

What be your favourite food and drink good sir?

the fun soup that rex gives me for dinner of course :D and Dr pepper, it's peak

[evulerjellyfish]

I don't think you should be eating that man

[fritz-official]

what?? I literally have it every night

[evulerjellyfish]

Listen bro that is quite literally not edible as a level forty gazillion food appearance judger that is not edible gang

[fritz-official]

how am I alive then? Don't knock it till you try it, as the bricksburgians say

[fritz-official]

What be your favourite food and drink good sir?

the fun soup that rex gives me for dinner of course :D and Dr pepper, it's peak

[evulerjellyfish]

I don't think you should be eating that man

[fritz-official]

what?? I literally have it every night

[fritz-official]

*Throws hamburger at youuu*

WHA- OW- oh wait, solid food?? Don't mind if I d- *chokes and fucking dies*