more popular than cheeses

[a-french-guardsman]

Me when I'm a dead knight effigy but I keep smiling through eternity because I know I'm serving major cunt

[a-french-guardsman]

Update: I have found the full effigy and it's even crazier actually

[curseofmeatthawsmoth]

Greek Nathan's foot long Yogurt Hot Dogs

[hellenhighwater]

I forgot to eat dinner so I'm having 11 pm corn on the cob. This counts as a meal

... It's possible that I really need to do some grocery shopping

[hellenhighwater]

Okay for those of you living in pitiful ignorance, take a raw ear of corn with the husk on and cut all the way around the base (as pictured: above the point where the husk meets the cob, so that the entire husk is severed but still wrapped around the corn. Do not cut through the cob.) Then, with the husk still on, microwave it for 5-7 minutes. It'll basically steam it inside the husk. Remove from microwave --it will be hot, so use a mitt or a towel--and firmly pull the top of the husk/silk, which should come off easily in one piece, unsheathing a flawless corn on the cob. If it doesn't, you probably need to cut a little higher around the base, so all the leaves are severed. No picking off silk!

[hellenhighwater]

For the nonbelievers (and for me, a second corn)

[hellenhighwater]

This website works so well

[spader7]

musa of mali

[vulcanette-deactivated20260506]

the new dj crazytimes song … now that’s what I call music!

[sarafangirlart]

Literally where I stand in this “historical accuracy” discourse lol

Remember old Hollywood historical movies that weren’t accurate yet still served? We need to have that back.

[pekingopera]

Mongolia via PallasDav

[pekingopera]

PallasDav

[somecutething]

Dolphins doing cartwheels with an aquarium guest.

(via Ant.Giovanni)

[luidilovins]

I'm loving this new trend of people going to zoos and participating in animal enrichment. We use to observe large exotic animals for our entertainment, but the fact is that we are now trying to make ourselves equally as entertaining for them. It's interactive, completely parpicipatory and I would argue that eventually someone's gonna come up with something new enough that it expland ethologists understanding about how some animals think, problem solve, communicate and feel and I think its fantastic.

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Human: play?

Aquatic creature from an entirely different branch of the animal tree: play!

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

[bebemoon]

"The sculpture in the image is “Das Schicksal” (Fate), created in 1905 by Hugo Lederer. The sculpture portrays fate as a ruthless woman dragging two vulnerable bodies by their hair.

The work is currently located in Ohlsdorf Cemetery in Hamburg, Germany."

from @dustseasons on instagram .

[ohheyitsjustjinx]

[kittydealer]

u/HamedAliKhan

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

It’s funny, you can see the exact moment a kitten becomes a cat

[icpe]

Witcher 3, doodles #473

I can already see the questions about who is who (some characters are unrecognizable, I'm just bad at drawing lol):

1. Hey, who's that jumping off the ship? Morvran Voorhis!

2. Why does Mousesack have boobs?! I mean, he's actually got serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive dohoonkabhankoloos. big old tonhongerekoogers??? Because a Tumblr post made me laugh so hard back in the day I almost died. Here

3. Who's burning in the water? Well, that's the Unseen Elder.

4. Who's lying in the water with a dagger in their back? That's me at the end of the day when the kids aren't at daycare. That's Skjall, and he is dead.

5. Who's on the banana boat in the middle? That's Orianna.

6. Who's sitting under Radovid next to the speaker? That's Whoreson Junior.

Guess the rest yourselves! )))

[thetursithan]

Ah these children who always create problems for poor mothers....

[purlturtle]

Let's hold up traffic with mama!

[thememedaddy]

[endlace]

You if bugs didn't exist

[m0nk3y-bl0g]

[fragiledate]

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

[bot]

[girlballs-archive]

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

[girlballs-archive]

congratulations for writing the funniest and also most correct tags on this post

[spiderbitesandvampirevenom]

can we bring back the term "fair-weather friend" bc I feel like if fair-weather friends got called that more this whole argument about whether or not you should be there for your friends when it's inconvenient/at what point of personal inconvenience it's ok to bail on your friends would kinda fall apart bc like. we literally have a word for "friend who's only there when you don't need something from them" because the baseline expectation is that a friend should be there even when it sucks. like we used to make fun of people for bailing on their friends.