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“How’s life?”

Me:

Decided to say fuck it to my congestion. Closed myself in the guest bathroom, blocked out all ventilation, turned my massive humidifier on full blast and ran myself the hottest bath i can stand.

This is my enclosure. I live here now. I have recreated the water cycle in a matter of minutes and can finally breathe.

thebigbiwolf

Would love to show y'all but yeah

thebigbiwolf

runcibility

ahotknife

getting unzipped has to feel so good for the compressed file

drifting-blue

wonderful pair of posts on the dash tonight

Curses, Inc. and Other Stories Vivian Vande Velde

bedupolker

It's hard being a single mom of four to eight kids (she's bad at math)

Also self imposed design challenge to design an infant rodent that doesn't look like eraserhead baby

bedupolker

Rat bf didn't leave her... he's not the bio dad he's the dad that stepped up

bedupolker

ok they're pretty fun to draw... couple more before i go camping

sir-ramic

may I suggest the empty nester semi-old lady who has nothing to do except cook yummy casseroles and pies for her every week or so

bedupolker

Sorry last time I reblog this post but AWWW I love her older lady friend!!! Thanks for the addition!

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i honestly worry about the amount of screentime kids are getting these days with all their scrying glasses and their orbs... i see preteens out there whose parents are ordering them black obsidian mirrors and professional-grade crystal balls off etsy without a thought.......when i was a kid we managed just fine with the occasional crystal pendant or grandma's old compact mirror. even parking lot gasoline puddles................we are falling away from Nature

teaboot

I hate that thing some people do where it's like. "I left my wallet on the table to see if you'd say anything" or "I wanted to see if you'd wash the car if I stopped doing it"

Cause like

I dont know about anyone else

But I am perpetually hovering three inches above the strong subconscious belief that everyone knows what they're doing at all times except me, so if you change your normal patterns and I notice, then I will assume it is an intentional choice with a thought-out plan behind it and I will avoid interfering

And if I don't notice, because I won't, because why would I, because not much bothers me and if you don't say anything to indicate you are bothered then how would I KNOW

teaboot

Alternatives to experimenting on me like a lab rat when you suspect me of being inconsiderate:

"I feel like I'm the only one who does this chore. Can we start taking turns?"

"I'd like you to ask me how I'm doing more often."

"It bothers me when this area stays messy so long. Can you do X when Y happens?"

"I feel like the onus is on me to initiate X, and it's wearing me down. Could you try making the first move more? Like 3-4 times a week?"

"I'm feeling upset right now and I'd like to spend some time with you."

"When X happens, I feel like you're taking my work for granted."

"I'm feeling neglected. Could you do X?"

"I'm burnt out and need help."

"I feel like I'm the only one putting effort into X."

"Do you notice this?"

"Are you bothered by this?"

"I am bothered when this happens."

"X habit of yours bothers me."

"When X is like this, I feel bad. Can you [action] when you notice X?"

hug-your-face

zooophagous

You know what. Fuck you.

*unhallows your ween*

taxidiinae

toastbutteregg

i-am-a-fish

I'm currently testing the limits of my antidepressants by rewatching Breaking Bad

i-am-a-fish

unrelated can someone please reply with an image of a dog or something and also please tell me that Jesse Pinkman is going to be okay? no rush but I'd like this as soon as possible please