Frogetful gal

(Was Scarletmoth) Bethany (22) sorry about the mess x

[rubaayi]

do you wish you were seeing somebody

a therapist 

[farmlesbians]

guess he never heard about the ray-ban sunglasses official charity event, one day only all styles of glasses are only $24.99

[grapejuiceblues]

how are these real pls

[maulthots]

imagine the supernatural season one aesthetic if they were boppin around in a prius

[maulthots]

john winchester looks at the coat of dirt on the prius. “dean, i wouldn’t have given you this car if you weren’t going to take care of it.” “dad, everyone knows you buy a prius for the fuel efficiency, not for the appearance.” “you’re right, son, my bad. carry on.”

[maulthots]

in the pilot episode, the woman in white takes control of the prius on the bridge but then she realizes she’s in a prius so she softly whispers “this is bullshit. i can never go home.”

[maulthots]

sam says “we’ve got work to do” and then steps back so he can close the hatchback

[maulthots]

because their lives are so stressful, they choose the soothing sea glass pearl color. who wants to worry about visible clear coat scratches when you’ve got monsters to kill

[maulthots]

a semi hits the prius during the season 1 finale but, due to its five star side crash safety rating, dean winchester never enters a coma. season 2 is fundamentally altered.

[tnerdbean]

[emilysidhe]

I don’t even go here, but please tell me more about plot problems that could be solved if they were driving a road safe, fuel efficient, cheaply maintained car.

[iknowyouloveme-thanks]

Rachelle Hampton analyzed Twilight’s murmurs so we didn’t have to.

[iknowyouloveme-thanks]

Bonus:

[detailedart]

Oceanshades | By Frederick Judd Waugh (1861-1940)

[ledger-heath]

MIDSOMMAR 2019, dir. Ari Aster

[just-dreaming-again]

[chapst1ckmcdyke]

Yall fuckers saying femmes are straight passing when we literally walk around lookin like this

[closet-keys]

Booty shorts with two QR codes on the ass that lead to a PDF of The Communist Manifesto and a page where you can stream Scooby Doo

[knifefightscene]

“we’re ruining the planet” i’m sorry who is this we i don’t recall myself running a billion dollar oil business

[kropotkhristian-deactivated2019]

Anarcho-third-graderism for the win

[la-volpe-bianca]

they’re all fucking right

[mendelssohn-kin]

Medusa was kinda problematic  :/

[mendelssohn-kin]

She objectified a lot of people 

[pancakeke]

hate when people think I know stuff. I dont know anything, I just use Google. I Google simple words because they look like they're spelled wrong and I cant be sure. I Google how to boil eggs every time I do it. this is who I am.

[lorelaigilmoure]

#mood

[robotmango]

me, crouched down in front of my tomato plants, examining a pattern of insect bites on their lower leaves: i’m going to fucking kill whoever did this. i’m going to kill them for you. don’t worry, babies. I’m going to murder every single son of a bitch who ever got a mouthful of you. they’ll die screaming

my neighbor, who i did not realize was also outside, standing behind the fence: oh! okay. you’re talking to the plants. okay.

[planetfuckingjupiter]

new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs