What a Time To Be Alive

Elsie | 20s | nb | she/her | big lasagna fan

[frog-girlfriend]

ghoulbats -> frog-girlfriend :)

[starvy]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be someones lame ass boyfriend

[krasnoarmeyets]

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

[lilyblisslys]

there should be a cool, chill way to say things like “I’m struggling” or “I’m having a hard time” that doesn’t imply you might have needs

[anarqueeen]

Girlfriend won't stop point-and-clickmaxxing. Saying shit like "keys! I can use these!" And walking up to doors and announcing "it's locked." without touching the knob

[thebelchers]

Bob’s Burgers, Easy Com-mercial, Easy Go-mercial (S04E11)

[kitsiefox]

a lil celebi

[charl0ttan]

you dont even wanna know all the fucked up ways i can rend things. it doesnt stop at asunder

[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[andthefact]

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

[piratewithvigor]

Just saw a bird get a worm at 8:06pm.

Never let the morning people say it can't be done

[guiigemar]

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

[simpleodditiesart]

[forcewound]

one of the best things you can make a female character is really bad at interpersonal relationships

[ceruleanheaven]

noooo dont turn off your phone im literally inside it

[feldfrog]

I dropped a slow cooker in the bathtub. The doctor says I have 8 hours to live