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Mika || 22 || 🇦🇷 || they/she idrc || Bi || polyglot || i love trans people

[spidersinmysoup]

yawn anyways

[delphissoracle]

jdjdjd soñe que conocia a Mika y le hablaba de GRIFONCITO. Cuantas horas de tumblr por dia se necesitaba para qué

[milanesa42]

alma de albañil porque se me escapa el rosquete del pantalón cada vez que me siento, agacho, acuesto y simplemente muevo

[spidersinmysoup]

[milanesa42]

you can't put a belt on these buns

[spidersinmysoup]

Bro doesnt know where bro belt supposed to go bro

[milanesa42]

[spidersinmysoup]

Bro...no...

[thesituation]

i’m tired of babying grown women who let beauty standards control their entire life. stand up, grow up & get over yourself. enough. you aren’t perpetual victims. exercise the autonomy you refuse to acknowledge you have. you can choose to stop this circus anytime. grown ass fucking women acting like helpless victims to the patriarchy and then in the next breath going “COME WITH ME TO MY BOTOX APPOINTMENT😃” you are traitors and we will never make it out of the patriarchy if personal responsibility can’t be taken

[thesituation]

like god fucking damn women for centuries fought to have financial and social independence, and we largely achieved that in most countries, just for modern women who have no idea what patriarchy used to do to us to turn around and go “i’m not the problem, blame men for saying i look prettier after a nose job” you have everything your foremothers hoped and dreamed for, all that autonomy won through blood and sweat, and you waste it offering your body up to the patriarchy because “social pressure” get the fuck over yourself and stop acting like you have no choice. absolutely pathetic

[thesituation]

and whenever people criticize women who get cosmetic procedures done and who enslave themselves to beauty standards it’s always met with “it’s not their fault, it’s the patriarchy” and i find that to be such a circular, never ending blame game. yes fucking obviously it’s the true fault of the patriarchy but you can’t hold a system of social hierarchy accountable because the decisions individuals make constitute said system. and turning it into a chicken or the egg debate does nothing besides shift blame to something that cannot be reckoned with or addressed. stop blaming the patriarchy at large for the individual decisions of fully autonomous women

[dogpuppy]

[spidersinmysoup]

bandaids of shame on my face bc i keep picking at my skin

[spidersinmysoup]

Anotha one

[milanesa42]

alma de albañil porque se me escapa el rosquete del pantalón cada vez que me siento, agacho, acuesto y simplemente muevo

[spidersinmysoup]

[milanesa42]

you can't put a belt on these buns

[spidersinmysoup]

Bro doesnt know where bro belt supposed to go bro

[spidersinmysoup]

Born to crunch forced to eat quietly bc mother is sensitive to crunch noises

[milanesa42]

alma de albañil porque se me escapa el rosquete del pantalón cada vez que me siento, agacho, acuesto y simplemente muevo

[spidersinmysoup]

[tamamita]

Now I don't think that's true at all

[tamamita]

ohhh, my bad then

[idon-twannabeperceived]

Salir con un relator de futbol debe ser un infierno imaginate q no te quede otra q reirte de estos chistes de re verga

[thisisnotjuli]

um, actually! los relatores de fútbol no existen en la vida real. son pequeñas voces que viven en la televisión o en la radio. pero no te preocupes! solo existen ahí adentro, el minuto que los partidos se terminan dejan de existir y se vuelven a crear cuando arranca el próximo partido. por eso no es posible salir con un relator de fútbol, porque en realidad no existen en la vida real.

[manuciruja]

[t4t4t]

[onepieceof-stardust]

ID: sticker that says “the world needs trans women more than it needs another unhappy good man. Be soft, be a girl, we’re waiting for you.” End ID

[spidersinmysoup]

Hola lindo, dónde vas tan limpio?

[spidersinmysoup]

Que lindo conejito

[cardboardlife]

Cat bread and pizza

[spidersinmysoup]

You know what time it isssss

[spidersinmysoup]

Focaccia reveal

[messygoku]

igual ya quedó el precedente de lo mal que organizaron la Copa América, así que no quiero que nadie venga y se queje que no les avisaron que esta gente no está capacitada como para organizar un evento de esta magnitud, cuando ni pudieron con la Copa. Cuando el césped esté hecho pija, cuando los manden a viajar de costa a costa dentro del país, lo mal que manejaron la final. Voy a estar de la mano con Bielsa diciendo al unísono: les dijimos les dijimos les dijimos

[messygoku]

más cosas siguen saliendo

[manuciruja]