I Dont Need The World To See

That I’ve been the best that I can be

[catsofyore]

In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

[ethicalhorseslaughter]

[howieduet]

Nationality: pussy

[official-lucifers-child]

this is the funniest fucking medical report i’ve ever seen, like yeah nationality: pussy but also the 69’s?? “cattish”??? “he does alright”???

[hkayakh]

Imagine you get the info card by itself

[frienclzone-deactivated20200512]

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

[systematicsalvation]

Lean your head forward, preferably to knee level, and let the water kind of drain out of your mouth. When your are able to, take deep slow breaths. No heimlich maneuver or physical assists from somebody else should be used beyond this, otherwise you could vomit and escalate the issue. Its about keeping the larynx open. Hopefully this helps.

[flymetothemoo-deactivated202308]

Reblog to fucking save a life.

[mortalityplays]

me: hey shadow check this shit out, it's called whippits

shadow the hedgehog hanging out with me in the parking lot:

Visit Original Link

[ryannshannon]

the best part of karaoke

[chxrchgay]

in hysterics

[homunculus-argument]

"Quivering" is my least-favourite word in the english language. Nothing and nobody should be quivering. If you're quivering right now, stop that shit immediately. Tremble or shake if you must but the quivering has to stop.

[camembertlythere]

[sticksandsharks]

little cretaceous guys + guest appearance of our even older friend the gorgonpsid (triceratops, pteradon, carnotaurus, parasaurolophus, deinonychus, ichthyosaur, gorgonopsid, repenomamus)

[mrmogussy]

frog machine

[everwizard]

frog machine

[thrussy]

[cottoncandysprite]

[alejandr-oh]

[coolerhope]

Pokemon with Synchronize when they get poisoned:

[chadchadington-deactivated20240]

[he-who-returned]

so let’s climb together

[naivan]

[shadgandel]

everybody in the notes

[powerburial]

you dare extend your bulbs toward me?

[weaver-z]

.................

[powerburial]

[cowboyjen68]

Three butch friends of mine finishing the basement of my first house around 1996.   They worked for beer, and not even anything fancy. 

[donnerpartyofone]

One of tumblr’s finer posts.

[kiwipeel]

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

[cispheradminmirorb-deactivated2]

where r those memes of the stick people or crudely drawn people going absolutely feral n just biting ppl n ripping off arms

[kronkk]

[kronkk]

[dhovorei-remake-deactivated2022]

my dogs when they see i have something in my hand and im putting it in my mouth