[mad-lady-with-a-box11]

Being an Adult is really interfering with my Video Game time, sucks man

[mrkeatingsblazer]

Watching Inside in an old college building surrounded by your Uni peers is the only way anyone should watch Inside

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

[pyrotechnicss]

[thickness-protection-program]

Stop asking me how am I right after I clock in I was butt naked and happy literally 20 minutes ago

[woollywanderer]

I like to romance Solas not just for the drama, but for the huge ego boost. Imagine having a main character so hot that an actual elven god is tempted to give up his world-ending plans because he wants to tap that ass.

[sweetcherryblossomswrites]

[jack-the-lion]

This is so true

[thoodleoo]

grieving as an adult is so funny it's like. im sobbing my eyes out i'm laughing like a maniac im pondering the mortality of everything around me. ok glad thats out of my system because i have a dentist appointment in an hour

[verdantry]

& btw fruit Flies literally spawn spontaneously

[fortooate]

you look at a fruit fly and tell me it's ever been anywhere else

[dorianpavus]

when your party banter gets cut off because your requisition agent has nothing to report

[catasters]

[desactivemaintenant-deactivated]

[mandzzzzzzzzz]

that’s the real flex

[catchymemes]

[sistertaxon]

mr krabs’s license to kill expires tomorrow

[inthefallofasparrow]

[cock-holliday]

People who switch pronouns in songs to no-homo the situation are so funny. The idea literally never even occurred to me as a kid. Couldn’t be me. I am a woman scorned. I am a man who had his heart broken. I am a guy who hates his hometown. I’m a country boy, I’m a city girl. I’m a slut. I’m addicted to cocaine. It’s a song, man.

[jinxysmidcentury]

Caturday