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we're not kids anymore.
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some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it
Shakespeare is like this
Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away
Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal
Phantomarine is updated -ch 7 p 59
Yeah she's handling this well.
Concept: Clairvoyants with "mundane", interpersonal premonitions
• Clairvoyants greeting someone new with a brilliant smile and a completely artless: "You don't know me yet, but we're best friends."
• Clairvoyants getting more frequent and more detailed premonitions the more they grow to care for someone.
• Clairvoyants desperately avoiding to give their loved ones dating advice, because it never ever helps.
• Clairvoyants fighting tooth and nail not to stop trusting a friend just because they've had a premonition of the two of them falling out.
• Clairvoyants messing up and saying "say hi to the kids from me" to a friend who has barely started to think about whether their new partner is parent material.
• Clairvoyants getting all up in their head every time they're with someone because they know they're gonna end up loving this person, and they know exactly how it will feel, but they aren't there yet.
• Clairvoyants!!
There's worse to come, folks. Strap in and stay strapped.
i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.
on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.
someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please
A few weeks ago I got really frustrated that the local goodwill I go to every so often had blocked off/closed its public restrooms since the last time I had been there. I'm talking like the bathroom signs had been ripped off and doors barricaded by the furniture section. It bothered me so much I started drawing this on the way home.
I'm currently waiting for my goodies to show up for a bigger store update I'm planning for the end of the month. BUT, since I finished this and can print some stickers from home anyways, I figured, why not share it now?
Have made it available as a sticker you can buy from my ko-fi shop with free shipping! 👽💚💖💙
[ID from Alt: An illustration of three different colored aliens. They are a green plain dressed alien with a walking cane, a pink alien in an athletic tennis outfit with a water bottle, and a blue alien in a custom denim jacket and fingerless gloves. Each alien is participating in daily life: walking on a sidewalk, sitting on a bus bench, and running toward an accessible bathroom respectively. The background of each scene is green, yellow, and pink, divided by wavy lines. The text above is wavy, and reads: "CITIES SHOULD BE... WALKABLE! SITTABLE! SHITTABLE!" The text below is plain, and reads: "MORE SIDEWALKS, BENCHES, AND PUBLIC RESTROOMS NOW!!" End ID]
Plain Text: "Cities should be... Walkable! Sittable! Shittable!" (…) "More sidewalks, benches, and public restrooms now!!" End PT.
This guy’s still a baby! He has a good bit more growing to do, and he should have wings soon.
do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?
Do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?
Yes
No
Me: what are you up to, my dude!? Want to chill?
My 148-year old friend: please, I'm begging you, kill me. Let me die. I think I'm supposed to be dead.
Me: 😂😂😂 you're so funny man
“Leave the Leaves” editorial illustration I neglected to post
men just love to run their fucking mouth about what women do or do not want without even once considering consulting any actual women on the matter
Nike’s viral track kit is just one part of the story.
(cnn) — When Olympian Tess Howard put on her new uniform for Great Britain’s women’s field hockey team in 2021, she
The Norwegian women’s beach handball team has been fined after players opted to wear shorts instead of bikini bottoms during a European cham
Female athletes are breaking with their sports' apparel conventions -- if not regulations -- to prioritize their comfort during competitions
Sports Commentary Historically, women in sports have not garnered the same respect as men, though they perform the same tasks and play the s
Pole vaulter Holly Bradshaw refused to wear the customary bikini bottoms and crop tops favored by the majority of female athletes.
According to Women in Sport, 78 percent of girls avoid participating in sports while on their period. 78 percent. CEO of Women in Sport, St
Left for a week and almost missed the historic event of Tumblr Sexyman Final Voting.
I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.
I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.
But wait, there’s more!
my aunt made all the reservations for this vacation so i was fully unprepared to walk into our current rental and discover doors everywhere. it was like that kath & kim bit except instead of gayness it was doors. the coffee table is a door. the bed headboards are doors. the doors? extremely elaborate carved wooden doors
now that i’m home for your enjoyment here are the doors
certified door post
obviously it is i made it
thinking about how when you experience a lot of shame in your formative years (indirectly, directly, as abuse or just as an extant part of your environment) it becomes really difficult to be perceived by other people in general. the mere concept of someone watching me do anything, whether it's a totally normal activity or something unfamiliar of embarrassing, whether I'm working in an excel spreadsheet or being horny on main, it just makes my skin crawl and my brain turn to static because I cannot convince myself that it's okay to be seen and experienced. because to exist is to be ashamed and embarrassed of myself, whether I'm failing at something or not, because my instinctive reaction to anyone commenting on ANYTHING I'm doing is to crawl into a hole and die. it's such a bizarre and dehumanizing feeling to just not be able to exist without constantly thinking about how you are being Perceived. ceaseless watcher give me a god damn break.
sorry to put your tags on blast on this insane breach containment post I have since muted, but you're right and you should say it.
It is defeatable. Go for the throat.
"All drugs are drugs" = a surprisingly radical position that will upset people right across the political spectrum
This means:
If you draw a hard line between "drug" and "medicine" based on current legality where you live (or any other criteria) you've gone wrong somewhere,
If you think legality and/or prescription status tells you all you need about a substance's capacity to do massive harm to someone's body, mind or well-being you've gone wrong somewhere,
If you think legality and/or prescription status tells you all you need about a substance's capacity to contribute meaningfully to someone's healing, function or happiness you've gone wrong somewhere,
If you think certain substances should be excluded from informed consent (either withheld or forcibly administered) you've gone wrong somewhere.
Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?
It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this
Hell yeah moon holiday
Ooh coming up we should celebrate
IT'S COMING
Happy moon landing day
