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literally what is up with this
Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker
someone on reddit explained 😭
That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.
Remember! When companies lay off all their staff because AI is cheaper, this sort of shit is what you can leverage for a better contract when they are inevitably forced to hire everyone back :)
@sunspotpony when the AI translator is a fan of the grass mud horse?
Baby Gaang 🌪️🌊🔥🪨🪃🪭
• maizulee version
• yue, jin, jet version
Forgetting your friend is both blind and a professional ragebaiter
They're a little unhinged but it's ok
So a clearer timeline for this au (bc I can't stop thinking about them):
Sokka started joining the Southern Water Tribe to trade with Kyoshi village when he was around 6 years old (originally because Kya had her arms very full with two hyperactive children so Hakoda decided to take Sokka on an "educational field trip" instead of just leaving his wife and mom to deal with the kids.)
He and Suki did NOT get along but Hakoda did notice that Sokka seemed to really enjoy learning about Kyoshi's very different culture so it became a thing-- twice a year, Sokka would join the traders up to Kyoshi
Katara started joining those trips when she turned 6, but after Kya's death, Hakoda decided that it wasn't safe to risk Katara's safety by bringing her to foreign lands, even if Kyoshi village likely weren't the ones to inform the Fire Nation that there was still a waterbender in the Southern Tribe
Suki and Sokka start getting along when he's 8 and she's 9-- Suki starts training to become a Kyoshi Warrior and Sokka ends up swallowing his pride and asking her to teach him some moves.
They get especially close after Kya's death-- Suki is the only one Sokka actually opens up to about his grief.
Sokka stops visiting Kyoshi village after his 14th birthday, when the Southern Water Tribe's warriors leave with all of the ships. He doesn't get to tell her why he never came back.
She 100% punches Sokka in the face when he comes back, aged 16, hauling the Avatar with him. Then they hug :)
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Avatar God AU (Southern Gods)
I know I've literally got another au in the works already but i don't care man I love mythology and now they're gods >:)))))
Some info!
Katara and Sokka's face markings are based on the Painted Lady and Warrior makeup (respectively)-- on top of giving Sokka some winged eyeliner to resemble a wolf's markings (as the master of wolves), and a semi-circle on Katara's forehead as a symbol of equality (as the goddess of justice).
Gods don't technically "die" in this AU-- it doesn't happen often, but when it does, they usually become one with their domain. When Gyatso died, as the god of the wind, he turned into the wind and could only communicate through wind chimes (small signs/yes/no-- he can't communicate complex thoughts).
When Kya died, she turned into the starry sky. Hakoda, grieving his wife, would often study her form in the sky and learned to use the patterns of her stars to navigate, which made him become god of navigators.
When Kya died, people started praying to Sokka and Katara for matters of family and home-- it's not actually their domain, but they gratefully accept the duties that come with taking over for their mother.
Katara's necklace has sharp points in this to relate to her mother's star domain.
Katara's cloak is a sealskin (as the matron of sealife)
Yes, Sokka's leg is still hurt in this (still trying to figure out the story behind that, but I love when characters get permanent injuries in media and I'm KEEPING IT) he has a cane-- doesn't always need to use it but he has it!
Sokka's cloak is a polar bear dog's hide (as the god of hunting)
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Avatar God AU (Nomad)
Aang >:)
Info! Had a LOT of fun combining Air Nomad outfit elements with a more typical "travel" outfit. Super warm colour palettes of course! Aang is the god of balance, travelers, and hospitality. He's a bit of a free spirit and a lot of the more serious gods find him a bit annoying (Sokka.) People often pray to Aang when they have to go on long journeys, or invoke his name when they need to stop to rest. It's a well-known fact that the god of travelers has a habit of wandering around incognito-- he just does it because he likes interacting with people without being recognized. In doing so, however, he accidentally started to enforce his hospitality domain, as mortals became terrified of accidentally offending him if he were to show up at their door. He loves to follow Sokka around on hunts (he gets to explore dangerous areas)-- Sokka hates when Aang follows him because he almost always ends up losing his catch. Katara and Aang's Justice and Balance domains mean that they often are called upon together by mortals. Katara, to enact a fitting punishment upon perpetrators. And Aang, to provide reparations to victims. It's found to be very fitting that they ended up becoming a couple.
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Bruce hardly ever sleeps, but he has a lot more difficulty with sleeping than Tim does. Deep-rooted insomnia. (And don't get me wrong, I think Tim might have bouts of insomnia, and constant nightmares, but I just think his body responds to that by shutting down at any moment he feels even remotely safe). He has a lot of guilt about taking up any time to do things for himself, even to fulfill basic needs like eating or sleeping. The weight never leaves his shoulders.
Babs doesn't sleep at all, but she runs on sugar and coffee, not so much energy drinks. She'll do it if she's desperate enough, but she won't like it.
Dick is an insomniac who will take spontaneous cat naps throughout the day sometimes, but mostly he's just exhausted. He has horrible nightmares, but he also hallucinates during the day sometimes so he can't really escape them if he tried.
Cass sleeps, but it's hard for her sometimes. She has too much energy and thoughts keeping her awake. And she fears the nightmares. A lot of times she wanders through the manor after patrol or finds her way back into the cave to punch a training dummy to smithereens. Stephanie can sometimes get her to take naps, but it only works if Stephanie is in the room/actively cuddling with her.
Jason is also a raging insomniac, but he still tries some nights. Mostly he just patrols when he can't sleep (he does not have a good work/life balance, but, then again, do any of them?). Sometimes his nightmare are similar to flashbacks and then cause him to have actual flashbacks when he wakes up from them, and sometimes they're just so distressing he can't go back to sleep, but either way, sleep is a losing battle most nights. He still tries, though. He's tired.
Stephanie is tired, with college homework and patrol, but she manages to get a few hours in here and there. She sometimes falls asleep in weird places, like the floor or on a table. She doesn't even care.
Tim is not an insomniac. He has no trouble falling asleep. That's the problem. He will just fall asleep places when he has meetings and missions to plan, spreadsheets and mission reports to fill out, market research to conduct, galas to prepare for, cases to work, and, occasionally friends to hang out with. He's completely overworked, overbooked, and dying inside, but he refuses to change—partially because he has no idea how. But, anyway, he has to constantly pump his system full of caffeine to actually finish his mile long checklist in a timely manner. He has this thermos filled with liquid death that he refills his never-ending supply of mugs with constantly. His family would be more worried if they weren't just as bad.
Duke doesn't sleep hardly at all, but has managed to fly under the radar due to his siblings more obviously problematic sleeping habits. He can just disappear if he doesn't want people to know he's still awake. He, like Tim, is just far too overbooked to get anything close to a decent amount of sleep. He has patrol/sometimes school during the day, night school/homework/figuring out cases during the night, and has to fit in spending time with Izzy and his friends in between. Sleep is low on the priority list.
Damian needs his sleep, no matter how much he will try to deny it. He can go without it—he wakes up early for school every day despite being on patrol most nights—but he suffers for it. Bruce has even resorted to limiting patrol to weekends except during emergencies and special occasions. And occasionally when Damian uses his puppy eyes. He's a night owl, preferring to sleep in as long as he can.
beach outing part 2
(part 1)
If you’re a Non-Muslim and you see a Muslim praying in public, could you please not pass in front of them?
Go behind them, but not in front. 👍
Oh, signal boost! I didn’t know this.
Okay, but also: if you see a Muslim praying in public and they have something in front of them, like a purse or a bag or something like that, you can pass in front of them, but pass in front of that object.
it’s called a sutrah, and it’s meant to act as a physical barrier between the person praying and someone who might happen to pass in front.
Also, if you did this and didn’t know, please don’t beat yourself up over it. Now you know! Muslims aren’t supposed to pass in front of Muslims praying, either, because prayer is communication with God and you don’t want to break that connection.
Kon discovering homosexuality.
Young Justice: *at a bar, undercover.*
Tim: *making out with a guy*
Kon: *pointing at his teammate, gaping*
Kon: Cassie, what is going on there?!
Cassie: Uh, they’re making out.
Kon: But..
Cassie: But what?
Kon:
Kon: THATS AN OPTION?
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Young justice: *After the mission is over*
Kon: Tim, make out with me immediately.
The rest of the team:
Tim: I beg your pardon?
candace flynn is THE most teenage girl character of all time. she is at level 100 anxiety 24/7. she shows her love for her brothers by trying to get them in trouble constantly. her neck is as long as her forearm. she features on a blues album after having an allergic reaction. she has a shrine to her boyfriend in her room. she can't live without her phone. she has a panic room in the basement. she plays 20 instruments that all start with the letter B. she read all of sherlock holmes in one night. she's seen their platypus running around as a secret agent more than once, assumed she was hallucinating each time, and moved on with her life while telling no one. she likes wrestling video games. she was rutabaga princess. she has a billion people to email memes to but when she's trying to think of friends she can only think of four people and one of them is her mom. most animals hate her except monkeys. she invented grilled cheese flavored ice cream. she pretended to be irish for a week. she's autistically obsessed with her universe's version of barney. she writes marvel fanfiction. she does parkour. there's an entire archive of her voice actress screaming just in case her voice ever gave out while recording. she sees her brothers build time machines and rollercoasters every day but doesn't believe in santa. when she starts scheming the wicked witch of the west theme starts playing in the background. she was elected queen of mars. she won a "mayor for the day" essay competition. there's a random person in town who's been avoiding her to the point she doesn't know he exists. she learned how to parallel park by driving a monster truck. she thinks the plural of moose is "meese." she tracks her mom with a GPS. she doesn't know her little brother's full name. she's scared of heights, spiders, and the number seven. when her boyfriend told her he'd call "soon" she started doing complex math to try and figure out when exactly that would be. her first thought upon seeing her royal doppelganger was to go to the laundromat and fill all the dryers with cheese. she earned 50 not-girl-scout patches in one day through sheer determination. she can run fast enough to catch up to moving cars. she can sense when ground is broken in the backyard and when people are judging her. one time she got her face caught in the sink. her brothers carved her into mount rushmore. every now and again a magical zebra appears, calls her kevin, and then disappears again. she killed 99% of an alien invasion with a t-shirt cannon. in an alternate universe she's leading a regime-destroying resistance at the age of 15. she's being accidentally gaslit every day of her life.
Spy x Family au where Anya reveals hers and Loid’s indentity to Yor first, as well as the fact that Anya knows she’s an assassin. After the initial freak out, Yor decides she loves and accepts her family anyway but also thinks they should come clean to Loid so the rest of the family isn’t keeping secrets from him. Anya warns that being very familiar with his psyche, if they flat out tell Loid all this information he may spiral into thinking he’s a bad spy for not noticing. So for the next few months the whole rest of the family is just trying to leave clues to their real identities around the house so Loid can feel like he “figured it out” on his own. Yor “accidentally” leaves her bedroom door open with a suspicious looking weapon on the nightstand. Anya keeps bringing up facts about Loid that he’s *certain* he never told her before. Eventually he realizes something strange is absolutely going on but continues to deny it because deep down he loves his family and is willing to look the other way to keep it together. This continues for two whole months until eventually Yor realizes they have no choice and they all just hold an intervention for Loid one night.
“honey, your wife is an assassin, your daughter’s a telepath, your dog is a seer, and we all know you’re a spy. And you may want to look into retiring.”
that au wehere ilyukhina and yao dont die and everyone is a bit more happymaybe? a bit sillier?
Tim + his brothers
I just read a fic description for a Star Wars fic (do not go bother the author) that said "They don’t exactly teach healthy coping mechanisms at the Temple."
And like... what the fuck are you talking about? From what we see of canon, healthy coping methods are the thing that the Jedi teach you in the Temple. They are fucking constantly talking about mastering your emotions and they're always checking up on each other and shit.
You could even argue that "flunking out of all the healthy coping mechanism lessons the other Jedi take" was the problem with Anakin, who constantly responded to people asking about his wellbeing as if he was being interrogated and literally, empirically, could not healthily manage his emotional responses to things even when his life depended on it.
Not getting the groundwork training that all other Jedi get from infancy in this and related subjects was, like, the whole thing about Anakin being "too old." Remember? That whole massive plotpoint? The thing that loads of people complain about the Jedi doing, even though demonstrably, the Jedi making an exception to this rule was an existential mistake?
“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know