I'm the gay frog the media warned you about

I post anything i please here. Side blogs would hurt my head because I'm a dumbass. He/Him. Gay for Lord Hordak.BLM

[curseworm]

theres a knight in my backyard stabbing the ground with his sword trying to render my soil barren by killing the worms but luckily ive trained them all in classical ballet and they keep pirouetting away from the blade

[erzvolnes]

man i love dinosaurs

[erzvolnes]

i hope when the meteor hit they didn’t know it. i hope they weren’t afraid. i hope it was quick

[sleepygaymerdisease]

"They call me Dr. Worm. Good morning, how are you? I'm Dr. Worm" is such a raw line youd think it's from shakespeare but it's actually from doctor worm

[uraniumglassgirl]

is it ok if i call you babygirl even though youre a girl? i know its a term of endearment usually just for men so i dont want to make you uncomfortable

[froggishdude]

Why are you gae

why are you... gae

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[the-husbando]

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

[masturb88]

Say one word. One word, and I’m yours.

[setheverman]

bungus

[froggishdude]

Alright, but if I was Mirabel from Encanto I would 10000% be a super villain. Like I might not have a gift but I sure as hell have this gun.

[its-ticsticstics]

that moment of horror when you know you’re about to start a tic attack 

[memewhore]

[butchscientist]

:3 is a genuinely cute emote everyone just got too brainwashed by 2012 anti-scene cringe culture to appreciate it. if you disagree with this no you don't :3

[froggishdude]

people with invisible disabilities are just cosplaying as non-disabled people

[queersturbate]

the cafe scene with L and Light is so fucking funny because light is like "ah we're in the corner so no one can see how fucking weird you sit, you freak :)" and L is like "thanks"

[wolfwoodbignaturals]

*bites someone* haha sorry cant help it my star sign is violence *kills you*

[tittyblade]

can you unbite me please i have somewhere to be in two hours

[wolfwoodbignaturals]

no

[wolfwoodbignaturals]

this is the best tag I've ever gotten on a post

[post-store]

$27.99

[prinvil]

kirishima, hawks:

midoriya, todoroki, shinsou:

kaminari:

bakugou, dabi:

[furiousgoldfish]

me as a kid: eats irregularly, gets stressed, scared and depressed every day of the week, gets eaten up by anxiety, dissociates for weeks, has crazy dangerous ideas of how to cope, self harms, gets abused by toxic friends, falls into obsessions to have meaning in life

my parents: literally do not notice a single thing

me: neglected? me? excuse me but I am ToughTM  and do not REQUIRE ATTENTION

[nolongerangels]

"my child is fine" your child wanted to kill herself at 11 years old