you must become ungovernable

rolan || 23 || queer || ND header by @lakemichiganbaby url is referencing technoblade. thank you for everything.

[the-cuix]

forgot to post it here

[lulu10008]

collection of background worthy screenshots from mumbo's newest episode of hermitcraft highlighting all of the hermit's amazing bases

mumbo does such an excellent job of highlining all his fellow hermits bases and building abelites and i am so happy he does.

go check out his video if you want to see what he does with these

bonus silly transition screens

[viktor-sbor]

Off the coast of Australia Macroctopus caught the shark, wrapped all its tentacles around it and soon released it. Most likely, he scraped all the parasites off her.

[alkthash]

The octopus

[meshugenist]

me when i fucking get u

[nalivaa]

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

[lelouch]

they couldn't put him in the beer campaign so he was represented by a bunch of berries

[geyfrog]

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

[hatzuzu]

Fast duduls

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 1 day 11 hours

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[jeniferprince]

soft mornings, strong coffee

patreon //  buy prints here  

[anythings-a-sweet-if-you-eat-it]

boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture

interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex

[ohholydyke]

Shoutout to the nun who had other nuns tie her up and pour hot wax on her as she confessed her sins

[amorphousgenderlesscryptid]

I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results

[normaloperafan]

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[pinene]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

[tadeadshihamurder]

someone on reddit explained 😭

[no-one-offical]

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[desmolbean404]

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

[sagacious-sdaughter]

Sawk-throw-a?

[hotvampireadjacent]

[animentality]

[headspace-hotel]

I have to add that gender euphoria for cis people doesn't always come from like, conforming to your gender in a "stereotypical" way

I've always been very comfortable with my gender but I didn't Really Like being a woman until I cut my hair short and started dressing/presenting more "masculine."

When i realized that I could look "manly" as a woman I truly felt comfortable and really...more "like" a woman. I enjoy being masculine and it strengthens my connection to womanhood and it's just kinda cool

[briarpatch-kids]

I desperately need y'all to see this scam bot I just got:

[pirate-captain-fleabeard]

OUT OF ME WAY LANDLUBBER I'M GONNA GET SOME

[tittyblade]

last night one of my coworkers (a really nice dude my age) was standing a bit too close to me in a way that felt like could be the start of a flirt stage and it made me so nauseous i had to leave 😵‍💫 my one wish for the genie would be to have NORMAL reactions to people flirting with me

[skygenders]

College should be free and you should be able to study “useless” degrees just for the love of learning

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[tittyblade]

i have 378 drafts, which i use as like a “read later” function. if i went and read one post each day it would take me a year two weeks to get through all of them, which means i wont ever look at my drafts, but i wont ever stop drafting reblogs either