Froggo For Liferz

Dat froggo at da club who be hip hoppin, pop lockin, drop dropin, till the music stop stoppin but he still rock rockin

[froggoforliferz]

bro my coach just heard me tell someone that they looked like they were abt to get dicked down missionary style. Am I cooked??

[perramore]

My sister: *drawing*

Me: what's that

Her: a vampire and a werewolf marrying. I'm putting boy so people don't think it's a girl and a girl marrying

Me: is that a problem?

Her: . . . Well no-

Me: then why does it matter

Her: I guess it doesn't. *Erases "boy"*

Me: so a werewolf and a vampire are marrying, are they gonna have kids?

Her: A WEREPIRE

Me, nodding: a werepire.

[froggoforliferz]

I’m investing in this post early

[milfmaekar]

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Voting ended onSep 1, 2023

[milfmaekar]

This poll is to test my theory that Tumblr is the 5'4" website

[froggoforliferz]

hey do fun fact: Do you know what a normal distribution is?

[froggoforliferz]

Socks are condoms for our feet to go in the shoeussy

[froggoforliferz]

I love the way the tumblr economy works. It’s like I make funny post and then if internet strangers they give me validation and if they REALLY like then they reblog allowing the circulation of funny into the economy. HOWEVER the cost of funny is currently too high in this economy. I will demonstrate by the low number of notes this post gets.

Your honor case closed

[animentality]

[froggoforliferz]

GUYS FULL VIDEO DROPPED

[coughloop]

smiling so wide and clapping with glee

[froggoforliferz]

Everyone shut up except for this person

[thefantastician]

don’t mind me out here doodling

[switchnx]

[froggoforliferz]

@sonicheritagepost

[puniper]

[froggoforliferz]

When the rhythm is glad

[wild-saber1337]

MY GOD WHAT HAVE I FOUND XD

I'm not sorry for having you know this exists XD

[froggoforliferz]

I’m fucking dying

[radiofreederry]

?????

[vriska-coded]

Guy who has only ever seen clones seeing someone from a different angle for the first time:

[froggoforliferz]

Star Wars: The clone wars 2008

[froggoforliferz]

Y’all 💀💀

Top 1% 🙃

[sp0rkless]

Man. I want cookies to suddenly appear at my doorstep

Could they be poisoned? Sure! But they could also not be poisoned

Eehhh? Eeehhh?

Seriously. I would absolutely eat cookies that popped up suddenly at my door

[froggoforliferz]

I am a trustworthy fellow. They’re not poisoned nope!

[sp0rkless]

:0

Why thank you!

I will treasure them always.

...

[froggoforliferz]

[froggoforliferz]

>Be me

>Say I’m gonna get tumblr famous

>*6 likes* > Inactive for while

>Repeat

[sp0rkless]

Man. I want cookies to suddenly appear at my doorstep

Could they be poisoned? Sure! But they could also not be poisoned

Eehhh? Eeehhh?

Seriously. I would absolutely eat cookies that popped up suddenly at my door

[froggoforliferz]

I am a trustworthy fellow. They’re not poisoned nope!

[froggoforliferz]

I finally found it. The polar opposite of a sacred ground. BEHOLD