Expect The Unexpected!

[switchnx]

I will display how many commissions I have open at any given time on my front page. Commissions are to be be paid by email using Zelle. I can also accept Apple Pay.

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[liquidkonata]

[black-quadrant]

ADHD affects how I experience time, not how I experience attachment. I love you. I miss you. I just don't realize how long it’s been since I last said that, let alone messaged.

I understand that most normal functioning brains need regular engagement to maintain a bond. Absence doesn’t diminish my affection. My silence isn’t neglect or disinterest. It’s time blindness and object impermanence. The contact gap is purely neurological, not emotional. Thank you for being patient with my inconsistency and holding a seat in your heart for me.

[anglaised]

everytime u go outside ur spending $60 automatically its crazy $60 is the new $20

[pursebeer]

Stop buying food and coffee and make it at home. I'm begging everyone.

[anglaised]

ok well i filled up my car with gas and got cat food for my cats so idk how this applies to me also the “don’t buy coffee anymore” thing is rlly annoying from ppl acting like buying coffee is the reason ppl r struggling to keep purchases under 20 dollars instead of capitalism inflating prices for shareholders to buy another five houses like. eventually yall gotta stop doing the “no more avacado toast!” thing to ppl bc there is no budgeting that is enough to outrun inflation

[rednines]

[tamamita]

Charlie Kirk is awfully quiet this pride, what gives?

[flower-cute-posts]

bought them ironically. now i fluff them before guests arrive. (Found these HERE)

[ca-rolinee]

finally, furniture for people with taste

[alyna-gg]

they left the couch to find themselves

[froggirldawn]

I cannot say how much i need these as the human brain could not comprehend it

[siblingshuffle]

i thought a screenshot @teammelodies sent me of their Tomodachi Life 2 game where she was reading a romance novel on the beach was cute so i partially redrew it

screenshot below

[punkitt-is-here]

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

[totally-cis-offical]

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

[moon-of-curses]

we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[switchnx]

I like the implications that

1. James Gordon just carries the signal around with him wherever he goes

2. He’s summoning regular billionaire Bruce Wayne, no costume to speak of

[cloudabserk]

comforting head bonk to make up for my feeble human lifespan

[eptck]

you have to be kinder to people with memory issues.

you have to be kinder to people who are slow processors.

you have to be kinder to people who don't understand your jokes.

you have to be kinder to people who forget important dates.

you have to be kinder to people with cognitive decline.

you have to be kinder to people who were always this way, too.

you have to be kind. you have to be kind.

[growingsucculents]

Legs

[sweetchimera-art]

escape

[sacrificethemtothesquid]

[epicsause-official]

since its june i wanted to admit that about 3 years ago i made what is probably my biggest contribution to the internet

[reallyfunnyreallycool-deactivat]

the bros only one click away

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

RIP to this blog that made this singular post and then deleted

[vanglaggle]

I'm not gonna be like NOOOOOOOO when a plus size celebrity goes on a "weight loss journey" but it is very telling and disappointing when they're known for body positivity and loving your fat self but got skinny as soon as there was an easy option

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

In The Road to El Dorado there is only really one inexplicable thing within the plot. Miguel and Tulio plausibly bluff their way through or slip out of most situations. However, I’d never figured out why the volcano actually stops erupting when Tulio commands it. 

The conclusion I finally came up with is that the actual gods were watching their big entrance go down, and thought “oh, this’ll be hilarious”

[sweetvantass]

theres a lot of evidence throughout the movie to say that the armadillo (whose name is bibo) is a god.

they first find him in the jungle, where an armadillo has no business being

they find the entrance to the city, while being followed by him

he is present when the volcano starts to erupt (previous concept art also showed him in the background actually stopping the eruption)

miguel and tulio sucked ass at the ball game, so they used Bibo as a ball. He ricocheted himself all over the place and defied physics to get into the hoop every time

they come up with the flood plan to stop cortez when bibo pushed a glass over in front of them

[famouslysleepy]

YOUR TELLING ME THEY USED GOD AS A BASKETBALL?