hello everynyan :3c

they/them | 20 | certified lesbian president of biggsluke

[froglover7789]

hi i like to talk about luke skywalker so i invented lukesguyliker tag youre welcome. cant believe that wasnt a tag on here before. ive also taken to finally talking about batman. i fucking love batman. plz listen to me talk about batman. I also like housemd (sorry) and lots of other stuff

one day youll get to hear my loz ramblings.... one day....

HELLO LEGEND OF ZELDA NATION I AM WRITING FANFIC FOR YOU XXXXX

my ao3 is also froglover7789 but i havent posted shit so dont go looking for it yet. stuff in the works (im lying)

[froglover7789]

love love love hollanov social media fics theyre SO funny but i hate hate hate when they have podcast sections

[froglover7789]

favorite detail in heated rivalry is that shane is "flexible" from all his yoga but when they show him doing yoga he is decidedly NOT flexible. his cobra pose was pathetic. lock in gay boy.

[froglover7789]

i like to think that after anh but before he trains with yoda, luke like tries to practice with the force or meditate or whatever he's just comically bad at doing it intentionally. like i think he gets better subconscious control (like his aim is even more accurate, stuff floats around him more, he reads people better, has a lot more "bad feelings", weirdly prophetic dreams) but the second he starts thinking about it it's over.

i just have the very strong image in my head of him working on a ship on hoth and all his tools floating around him and floating themselves into his hands but the second he looks around to try to find one they all crash down to the floor and startle the whole rest of the hangar

[froglover7789]

finally watched superman 2025 and... oh clark kent you beautiful loser i need you to make out with robert battinson NOW!!!!

"maybe the real punk rock was the friends we made along the way"-ass movie and then the music aint even punk rock oh i KNOW bruce would throw a fit over this. mr mcr t shirt something in the wayyyyy oh his autistic ass FUMING

[punksnarl]

low effort shitpost while i work on other things. that one twitter meme making the rounds

[appaeve]

rijuuuuu

[princessracecar]

In my brain Cliff Marlow is one of the few people who learns about Hollanov and is like yeah that makes complete sense. I just imagine Ilya admitting to him that he's bi and dating Shane Hollander and Cliff is like oh yeah I totally see that. And Ilya is like um what????? Because literally no one else who has found out about them has thought that. And Cliff is just like oh well Hollander seems so restrained I just always assumed he's a total freak behind closed doors and you would definitely be into that and Ilya is just standing there speechless because he's... not wrong.

[froglover7789]

big fan of your loz ramblings keep them coming please and ty <3

aw shucks :3c here's another one for you:

absolutely crazy that in totk in order to have the same shrine-to-heart mechanic botw does they had to give link horrible chronic illness. hes dying. all the time. every heart container and stamina vessel you gain is actually link REGAINING that. its not him rebuilding muscle and relearning how to move his body and remembering what its like to run. its him overcoming his weakness and fatigue. its him stumbling through the gloom while the world watches in confusion. its him holding his head up and hoping he can get strong enough fast enough to save the world AGAIN. its him pushing pushing pushing himself to go a little further when his body cant sustain it because hes being eaten from the inside.

if you play like most people do youre probably killing ganon not at full health. youre killing god with an arm behind your back in the basement of hell. youre surrounded by the poison coating the inside of your lungs and swallowing your heart. insane. just insane.

[froglover7789]

QUESTION FOR PPL WHO HAVE ACTUALLY READ THE GAME CHANGERS BOOKS

is hayden really the 15th best by points in montreal? ive seen a lot of fics with this joke but like. surely not. bros on first line winging for the highest scorer of the league SURELY he is higher than 15th.

[froglover7789]

link helping zelda adjust to post calamity hyrule in a way no one did for him is VERY important to me and i think we should talk about this more

[froglover7789]

totk calling the hateno house zelda's house and letting you build a house up in akkala is NOT so that totk can be standalone from botw. its actually because link cant be in his hateno house without thinking of how perfectly zelda slots into the space and into his life. its because he cant lay in that bed without missing the quickly fading smell of her soap. its because he cant cook in that kitchen without making a second portion, sit at that table without hunting for green eyes and honey blonde hair. its because they spent years molding themselves around each other until everything became theirs. hateno isnt home anymore, not without zelda.

[froglover7789]

oh i just know deep in my heart that the first few months after botw are HELL on link bc hes desperately trying to wrangle zelda through recovery but shes too stubborn for her own good.

miss girl spends over 100 years being a goddess-bound spirit of sacrifice and then is thrust back into a body like nothing happened. theres no way she remembers trivial human things like sleeping or eating and theres no way she has literally energy left in her body once its all over. but on everyones soul shes immediately trying to fix all of hyrule immediately. "link please get me an itemized list of all of the building material we'll need to rebuild castle town. i also need current trade routes, currency exchange rates, and population statistics."

link just wants her to eat her oatmeal i think. and stop trying to run off.

[froglover7789]

i think a lot of heated rivalry fans are blinded by the fast pacing of the first two eps and how down bad hollanov is in the later eps when thinking about the early days of their situationship. ilya would not have gone after shane if hed sent the we didnt kiss text. sorry not sorry. im right and you know it.

[froglover7789]

2014 was ilya proving himself. that was him going fuck you i am the best i can make it i dont need anyone. 2014 was i am more than what my father thinks of me. 2014 ilya was trying to unlearn what it meant to care about shane by convincing himself he didnt.

2014 was shane realizing he cares about ilya. 2014 was him checking on on him during the olympics bc he just couldnt help himself. 2014 was no contact for 6 months and instant forgiveness. 2014 was him worrying that ilya is changing without him being there to witness it. 2014 was him realizing maybe i dont know him well after all. "when did your english get so good." 2014 was we didnt even kiss because i want to kiss you. i want to know you. i want to love you. "you. i need you."

[froglover7789]

i think a lot of heated rivalry fans are blinded by the fast pacing of the first two eps and how down bad hollanov is in the later eps when thinking about the early days of their situationship. ilya would not have gone after shane if hed sent the we didnt kiss text. sorry not sorry. im right and you know it.

[froglover7789]

i need more time travel fics of luke going back to the republic era and being the most bizarre little freak to the jedi council. like initially they think he's a sith bc of his strange gay aura and black baddie fit but then they learn he's just weird as fuck. no one can figure out why hes so fucking strong with the force but wields a saber like a staff. or why hes got a THICK outer rim accent. or why he has the balls to argue with and make fun of grandmaster yoda. anakin loves him and hates him because FINALLY someone to talk about ships and droids with but why does he get to break all the jedi rules.... much potential here... much potential...

[froglover7789]

adhd james potter and borderline sirius black. am i cooking.