oh i just know deep in my heart that the first few months after botw are HELL on link bc hes desperately trying to wrangle zelda through recovery but shes too stubborn for her own good.
miss girl spends over 100 years being a goddess-bound spirit of sacrifice and then is thrust back into a body like nothing happened. theres no way she remembers trivial human things like sleeping or eating and theres no way she has literally energy left in her body once its all over. but on everyones soul shes immediately trying to fix all of hyrule immediately. "link please get me an itemized list of all of the building material we'll need to rebuild castle town. i also need current trade routes, currency exchange rates, and population statistics."
link just wants her to eat her oatmeal i think. and stop trying to run off.














