official frog blog

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[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

[iguanamouth]

Could you draw me a toad or frog? It can be really small and simple, I just wanted to request a small pick-me-up!

[cosed]

you spent 4$ on a frog balloon?

im just trying to be happy

[bh1002]

[hungwy]

*taps my kingly scepter on the ground* bring out my mutuals. I wish to see them. *a vassal brings in a huge bag and dumps hundreds of frogs onto the ground*

[validmogai]

homosexual frog - For frogs who have been turned gay by chemicals put in the water by Obama. 

[uranium]

God’s blog gifts us with another post

[timecowboy]

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[toadschooled]

An American toad [Anaxyrus americanus] with a very nice posture. This toad was found and photographed by Flickr user -Solange.

[dailyfrogs]

what a magnificent frog!!!

[moveslikekeithrichards]

my favorite student is this little excitable turkish kid who waves me over at lunch every day to holler a joke at me & then urges me to get the other teachers to come listen to his jokes. my favorite so far is Q: what do you call somebody who doesnt want you to go to the bathroom? A: a teacher (the other teachers did not find it as hilarious as i did)

[moveslikekeithrichards]

this child, hollering at me in the middle of class: YOU NEED PUN. 

me: yeah i do whats ur pun

this child: what was the real name of the titanic? …the fathership. ……….because fathers are Big.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

me, at recess: hey u got any jokes today

this child, stumbling off a log & dramatically yeeting his paper hat full force for no apparent reason: i have,,,,, ONE. [dramatic pause] i really have to KETCHUP on fortnite 

[moveslikekeithrichards]

todays the last day i have this kids class & he was like “u need a GOOD final joke” & i want yall to know his final joke to me was: why are frogs so happy? because they eat what bugs them. he then proceeded to hug me for a solid minute while a bunch of other kids came & took turns hugging me,

[kaylascritters]

A farm boye goin for a ride on he wagon

[bardstardish]

my mama got home today and she was so excited. she said she got me a present, so then i was excited too. i had no idea what she got me. she said ‘close your eyes and put your hands out’, so i did. and then i felt her put something in my hands. i opened my eyes and

“i saw it and it was chubby and you called a frog ‘big boy’ last night and i had to get it! it’s big boy!”

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@brotoro

[justlittlefrogthings]

I can go into the Digital World

[justlittlefrogthings]

[toadschooled]

Different shades of Great Basin spadefoot toads [Spea intermontana] near a pool in Adobe Valley, California. Images by William Flaxington.

[waynecoyne]

[shittycryptids]

A frog that, when kissed by a beautiful princess, transforms into a slightly larger frog

[regbian-moved-to-lezbianz]

op change your url

[yesterdaysprint]

The Evening Star, Independence, Kansas, September 10, 1904