Frog's Bestiary

She/Fae - early 20s, multi-facetted musician, physicist transfag girlthing you have to learn everything else about me Horny posting on main? couldn't be me... - 18+

[flareonfloof]

don't ever forget tooie

[flareonfloof]

it's vitally important that you don't ever forget tooie

[flareonfloof]

i can still hear her too too tooing...

[dragongirlsweetie]

im green

[flareonfloof]

she's literally green, you can't ever forget that

[dragongirlsweetie]

i know how to spin around in a circle

[enba-and-luka]

What the fuck do you mean "defraud", they literally didn't do anything wrong.

[dirt-secret]

warm static

a bday piece for my best friend!!!!!!

[secretgarden]

[dduane]

Meanwhile, via Bluesky...

[rogue-ai-cat]

And here is the resulting image. There is at least Someone in the U.K. government who is actually doing their job, and it is Chief Mouser to the Cabinet, Larry the Cat.

Source

[elodieunderglass]

He’s 19, which is a good age for a working cat!

[sevserez]

Soup incident

[dasloddl]

op disabled reblogs but I think the point still stands

[obfuscatingintelligence]

if you set off a rube goldberg type death trap to kill someone, if it's a long enough machine, it ceases to become your fault if somebody dies at the end. that's how I've gotten away with it all these years, and why I'm still going to heaven.

[viviantimmet]

(via @yellowocaballero)

[k-wame]

WNBA star Gabby Williams supports trans women playing in the league: “I would welcome a trans athlete on my team or against my team.”

[mousegirlheart]

hey, hold this for me real quick? I'll grab her back later

*implants one of my headmates in your head*

[mousegirlheart]

"which one?"

whichever one is funniest for you to have rn

🦝🦊🐰🐉🐦

[cardassian-artistry]

[onebadnoodle]

dipper and mabel bad end where they end up like ford and stan

[cherryconfession]

"OBJ3CT1FY1NG" COULD M34N B34UT1FUL 1N4N1M4T3 TF BUT NO, M3N RU1N 3V3RYTH1NG

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[outofcontextdiscord]

#51

The 51st most popular post!

[faceless-crowd]

Mafia boss smoking a cigar: Why’d you gotta squeal, Squealin’ Stephen? I trusted you. Now I gotta send my best goons to show you what happens when you cross the Big Boss…

Guy tied up in chair: uh…theres just one guy over there.

Mafia boss: Yeah. That’s Lil’ Tony. He’s got one of dem conditions where he’s got multiple mooks n’ his head. But when Big Tony fronts you’re gonna be in big trouble.

Lil’ Tony: We actually all agree we’re gonna kick your ass.

[flowerbleedme]

it's not frequent enough to be considered a meme or a trend, but I like how every so often this site gets a new "woke mafia boss" variation.

[esthermika]

we're stealing 'barefoot and pregnant' from the straights. it's a gay thing now. once you get that trans girl pregnant you must also make her go barefoot and force her to exclusively where dainty little sundresses. for the good of all humankind

[crackling-world]

wdym once? you should Totally make us do that before/while you get us pregnant too! i mean her

[guerrillatech]