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and miles to go before i sleep; a re-imagining of mash s5e14, hawkâs nightmare, part 1 out now for your viewing pleasure :3
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(title creds to ivy my best friend ivy @cowlovely)
âI was really walking around?â Hawkeye crosses his arms on the table and furrows his brow, as if concentrating extra hard will help him figure this out; as if he hasnât been thinking about this all day already and gotten nowhere.
BJ sighs and pokes at his tray with his fork, knocking around what looks like rocks. Klinger said theyâre boiled potatoes. Hawkeye doesnât buy it.
âWell, you were walking when you left, and you were walking when you came back in. Iâd imagine you did some in the middle, there, too. Unless you grew some feathers I donât know about.â Beej quirks an eyebrow, and Hawkeye waves a hand.
"No, no, my veterinarian says it'll be at least two more weeks til I shed my down."
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