MOO MOO MOTHAFUCKA!!!!!

I fucking love spider-man

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I've literally seen 3 pictures of this dog and I'm ready to go to war

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:)

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Dogs :)

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Putting together my Hear Me Out list

Honey he could suck me up any day 😏

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:)

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Dogs.

...

And Edgeworth Kermit

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:)

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Bigby the BIG BAD BITCH 💅

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I have nothing to say for myself.

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My "Bigby Studies"

I was so deadset on drawing him flawlessly that I actually took a few days to study him first so I wouldn't fuck it up

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Quick little drawing of Bigby, otherwise known as............ Smallby

(sorry not sorry)

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I'm going absolutely feral for Bigby at the minute

BigBY, more like Big-get in ME

(I'm sorry)

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Me: *once again fighting not to squeeze my face texture*

My shoulder angel: hoe dont do it.

My devil: you know you want to

Angel: Come on man, you're 5 weeks clean, you dont want to ruin your streak

Devil: All that texture will never go away if you dont give it a little nudge, where's all that goop going to go??

Angel: You can literally see the difference, your face was way more bumpy a month ago, come on bro dont do this to yourself

Me: *arms sagging sadly*....fine, no goop extractions today

Angel: good.

Devil:....

Angel.....

Me:....

Devil: wanna spend your life savings on snacks as a reward

Angel: NO-

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I made the mistake of not putting enough laundry pods in my washing

I could be mistaken for a dump truck, not for my fat ass, but for my wretched stench

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To the girl who lives above me that likes a midnight sing:

I appreciate you're jamming out, but kindly shut the fuck up

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Trying to work out if my flatmate is laughing or crying while I'm tucked into bed at midday working on my double chin crease

O__________o

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Me: *touches face texture*

Everyone: "You'll get more face texture if you keep touching it. Face texture is the hydra of the skin"

Me: *Keeps picking my face for the next 7 years*

Me: *Stops touching my face because my new bathroom mirror is too far away to show the lumps*

My face: *starts to smooth out*

Me: :o

Me: Why did nobody tell me this!??!?