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person: there’s something i have to tell you my anxiety: *the pink panther theme*

#anxiety

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I am an old person and tumblr is the porch

#same

cour5t

You ever just want to scream into the void but it’s 9:54pm on a Sunday and you’re too respectful of your neighbors

#same

nevver

Drawlloween, Brian Luong

#Halloween #art

cha1amour

taika is literally one of the funniest people in the universe

thisuneasymist

T h nothing illustrates this to me as strongly as the number of conservative millennials who a.) don’t even seem to realize they are in fact millennials and b.) make the same anti-millenial jokes older generations do with a complete lack of understanding that they are painting themselves with the same brush. Anti-millenial humor is specifically aimed at those of us who are not falling into adulthood easily…who are dealing with marginalization, poverty, those of us who are queer, those of us without college education, those of us without the connections needed to move ahead in an economy that has no place or respect for us, those of us protesting an unjust system. Millennials that are more privileged don’t understand they too are millennials and make the same bullshit jokes because clearly it means people “younger than me.”

#Millennials

doctorbeth

Pooh Bear

I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess. Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:

They come for spas:

New hearts and stuffing:

And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:

Sometimes they look like this:

A bit more loved… or as his person said, in more “desperate condition”.

He also had a spa (not everyone does):

As you may’ve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:

His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:

And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:

His person wrote “He looks wonderful!”

The final Pooh I’m going to show you today just flew home yesterday. He is always called Pooh Bear. He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.

Here are the photos his person’s mom sent for diagnosis:

As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray. He came in for a spa:

Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:

And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home:

He could even sit on his own! His people said his chubbiness was perfect and as I said, he flew home yesterday!

theawesomeadventurer

this blog is singlehandedly curing my depression

i feel so called out

Hocus Pocus (1993) dir. Kenny Ortega

#Halloween #film

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badsciencejokes

#badsciencejokes — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/2B5eMBA

#science

foreverlostinliterature

First ever Halloween toy! ^.^

#puppers #Halloween

chrishallbeck

Laundry. http://chrishallbeckstore.com

#comics

ifitaintbaroque

I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

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I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

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Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”

My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.

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I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

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ifitaintbaroque

Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”

And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying.

ifitaintbaroque

I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.