From the High Throne of the askblog Queen

You're hear for one reason, because I'm better than you, and you wish to worship me. That's all well good, as long as you remember that the only person I worship, is myself.

[fromliliana]

Correction, I meant Musical Instrument deary.

"You've obviously never watched one of my "performances" hun."

[fromliliana]

I must ask, if given the opportunity to learn an instrument, what would it be? Remember your voice can be an instrument, Lili.

"Personally, I've always enjoyed playing people against each other. In that endeavor my voice has been quite...effective." 

[rp-ask-box-memes-blog-blog-blog]

Threaten my muse with one of the following;

"I know who you love."

"I’ll beat you within an inch of your life!"

"I know what you’re scared of."

"I’ll tickle you until you’re blue in the face!"

"I’ll turn you into shoes!"

"Wouldn’t it be a shame if they found out your secret?"

"I’ll tie you up, get you hot, and leave you there, begging for more."

"You’re more helpless than you think. I know that."

"I’m going to have to take a look at your pancreas."

[askjaradvodsavo]

((I arrived on campus and saw a car in the lot with a Boros signet on it.

I left him/her a little note on how erroneous their allegiance is.))

[fromliliana]

((I'm sorry, you misspelled "AWESOME"))

[annofravnica]

I JUST REALIZED IT'S TMI TUESDAY

[fromliliana]

F/M/D: Chandra, Garruk, Thalia

"For a moment, I thought this one would be a chore, heh."

"Enjoy a night out with the pyromancer, kill the sad slab of beast mage, then give the cathar an ultimatum: watch your soldiers suffer, or be mine for the rest of your miserable life."

[unless-its-a-farm]

Fuck, Marry, Get Drunk With. Send me 3 names.

[sketchydoodles]

Teysa as Satsuki Kiryuin from Kill la Kill.

[fromliliana]

"Hmph. Teysa might think she's in charge, but even she's still a lackey to her council."

[fromliliana]

OOOH your pretty I like you ! You smell like my backyard and the tats are amazing!!

"Thank you Hun but unless your backyard smells like a dream resort, you're going to have to step back and jump in a ditch."

[fromliliana]

So you are the one who inflicted the accursed angel upon us.

"I’m quite sure I have NO idea what you’re talking about, heh."

[askjelevanephaliasscourge]

"Oh so your hatred of the angels are supposed to make it all better," she scoffed, "you broke the rock, let her out, allowed her tyranny to flourished and left and we are just supposed to suffer."

[fromliliana]

Liliana stood there, arms folded, occasionally tilting her ear towards the vampire before finally asking, “Oh, I’m sorry. When are you going to get to the part where I care?”

[askjelevanephaliasscourge]

"If you don’t want to take responsibility for your actions, would you want to make some filthy wing beaters suffer for your own amusement then?"

[fromliliana]

"Sorry dear, but I've got more entertaining things to do than have a bunch of prudes preach sermons at me while I pluck their wings off."

[askjaradvodsavo]

Jarad cocked an eyebrow, or at least, where it used to be, at Liliana’s brief change of expression.

"Then you should be happy to know that the creature, or shapeshifter, as it were, is no more."

[fromliliana]

"I’m glad to hear it. The thing was a nuisance anyhow. But pray tell, how did you manage it?"

[askjaradvodsavo]

"I had assistance. There was myself, the hybrid- you remember her, Melek of the Izzet League, Gideon Jura, and Chandra Nalaar."

"I attempted to contact you in joining us, but you can be a hard one to track down, Ms. Vess."

[fromliliana]

"Ah yes," Liliana said, pulling out a small scroll. "You mean this, don't you? Well I'm afraid the messenger got a tad...squished. Hard to return to sender when you're so deep in the pipes you collect rust yourself. You understand."

[fromliliana]

So you're the zombie sucking whore I have heard about. ((side note: I really like the way you play Liliana :3))

"I’m afraid you’ve got me confused with someone else, hun. For one, whores are cheap."

[aksjasonburchak]

"Unless you’re a classy whore."

[fromliliana]

"No, then you're just an overpriced hooker." 

[fromliliana]

So you are the one who inflicted the accursed angel upon us.

"I’m quite sure I have NO idea what you’re talking about, heh."

[askjelevanephaliasscourge]

Jeleva burst into ugly laughter, “you really expect me to buy that, you force her to let her precious soldiers die the miserable deaths that they deserve or break the shiny rock, and pretend that you aren’t responsible for Avacyn’s release.”

[fromliliana]

"I don’t expect you to buy anything unless I tell you you’re buying, and I don’t pretend I didn’t do something unless we’re talking about bad hook ups. You can blame me all you’d like, but I’ll be damned if you think I care for any of those filthy wing beaters."

[askjelevanephaliasscourge]

"Oh so your hatred of the angels are supposed to make it all better," she scoffed, "you broke the rock, let her out, allowed her tyranny to flourished and left and we are just supposed to suffer."

[fromliliana]

Liliana stood there, arms folded, occasionally tilting her ear towards the vampire before finally asking, "Oh, I'm sorry. When are you going to get to the part where I care?"

[fromliliana]

So you're the zombie sucking whore I have heard about. ((side note: I really like the way you play Liliana :3))

"I'm afraid you've got me confused with someone else, hun. For one, whores are cheap."

[fromliliana]

So you are the one who inflicted the accursed angel upon us.

"I’m quite sure I have NO idea what you’re talking about, heh."

[askjelevanephaliasscourge]

"It was your spell that caused it to happen, Thalia wouldn’t have risked the release of Griselbrand.  You forced her hand."

[fromliliana]

"Honey, you give me too much credit. All I did was give her a little squeeze. It was up to her whether she squeaked or not."

[askjelevanephaliasscourge]

Jeleva burst into ugly laughter, “you really expect me to buy that, you force her to let her precious soldiers die the miserable deaths that they deserve or break the shiny rock, and pretend that you aren’t responsible for Avacyn’s release.”

[fromliliana]

"I don't expect you to buy anything unless I tell you you're buying, and I don't pretend I didn't do something unless we're talking about bad hook ups. You can blame me all you'd like, but I'll be damned if you think I care for any of those filthy wing beaters."

[askjaradvodsavo]

Jarad cocked an eyebrow, or at least, where it used to be, at Liliana's brief change of expression.

"Then you should be happy to know that the creature, or shapeshifter, as it were, is no more."

[fromliliana]

"I'm glad to hear it. The thing was a nuisance anyhow. But pray tell, how did you manage it?"

[askjelevanephaliasscourge]

(going through old mtg trailers and re-appreciating how good they are)

[fromliliana]

((Ironically, the AVR trailer still sends chills down my spine))