Under the weight of living

I tend to make horrible puns at inappropriate times and i obsess over people who don't know I exist

[carlaconnors]

[stuckinreversemode]

[griffys]

What's wrong with grandpa??

he lied in bed for thirty years or whatever the fuck. while his daughter struggled to put food on the table. but then!!!! ohhh then! charlie gets a golden ticket and all the sudden that jackalope is hopping around the shack like he’s fuckin simone biles. i hate him i hate that free loader i hope he busts a hip and falls into the chocolate river

[vampyreofcolor-moved-deactivate]

archie riverdale wants what scott mccall has

[sunfortune]

“the epic highs and lows of high school football” WISHES it could be “my mom does all the grocery shopping”

[starwarsfilms]

[the-ways-of-the-force]

IM YELLING

[grumpykt]

[rowdyholtzy]

my last two brain cells having a sitdown with me

[dearly]

Knives Out (2019) dir, Rian Johnson 

[ahsokastars]

John Mulaney & The Sack Lunch Bunch (2019)

[zackisontumblr]

what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this 

[pleaseexorciseme]

John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something

[jackironsides]

Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body

[ryrosryhoe]

Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands

[bonepoem]

Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and it’s WORSE

He’s. So uncomfortable. It’s obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, “That is true, isn’t it” about how all men think they’re funny, but his face is just screwed up in this ‘oh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardness’

[jukebox-head]

Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.

[cryptiboy]

proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera

[wintersoldierfell]

What’s so horrifying about this to me is that this is literally Jerry Seinfeld trying to teach John Mulaney how to gaslight his wife.

Look at that dialogue. “She thinks she knows.” He’s trying to get Mulaney to see his wife’s expertise as instead a weird misperception. He’s coaching him to undercut his wife’s confidence in the truth and her own abilities.

And Mulaney replies exactly the right way: “She does know.” He asserts not only that she’s perceiving the world accurately, but that she is an expert at something he’s not good at.

Dudes, don’t take this shit from other dudes. Mulaney isn’t by any means perfect but he aced this. Stand for the truth. Defend women’s objectivity. Promote women’s expertise.

[randomthingsthatilike1]

Doesnt his wife also work with antiques too?like. Isnt that part of her actual job?

[thechy-fychannel]

I reblog this every time because I don’t think people understand that Anna is literally an interior designer. She makes absolutely stunning Victorian Lampshades. Which she designs.. for the interior of a home… she’s literally an interior designer. She doesn’t think she’s good at it, she knows she’s good at it because it’s her fucking job

[wilwheaton]

“Okay, Jerry.”

[michonnegrimes]

Women – they have minds, and they have souls, as well as just hearts. And they’ve got ambition, and they’ve got talent, as well as just beauty. I’m so sick of people saying that love is just all a woman is fit for. I’m so sick of it.          LITTLE WOMEN (2019) DIR. GRETA GERWIG

[whitepeopletwitter]

[loonyloopylisa]

My dads face when I pointed out that his generation were the ones to give out the participation trophy’s they’re so mad about was amazing.

[driflloon]

i love renaissance girls everyone had a belly and it was cool

[prettiestcaptain]

it’s that easy

[forgetful-nerd]

Peter: E.D.I.T.H, Brad’s going to show MJ a bad picture of me and ruin my chance with her!

E.D.I.T.H:

[harrysdimples]

“spreading you open is the only way of knowing you” is really....a lyric™️

[ahotknife]

you’re in her dms I slithered here from eden to sit outside her door we are not the same