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its saturday rb saturday shorts [yt]
is this Polygon Castlevania monsterfucker Zelda canon timeline read-every-book-in-Skyrim guy?
yeah
You can reblog Saturday shorts every day of the week if you’re gay enough
HC, Zelda’s taste is just as atrocious as Link’s Based off this
Today’s frog is
YOU
HUH??!
WHAT THE….. HUUOAAAAAAUUAAAAGAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRIIIIIIBBIT!!!!
y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”
every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen
i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she was “watching her weight”
so this guy behind her, whom no one was talking to, for some fucking reason says “wathing your weight? but what about the wait for your watch?“ (which is a completely unhinged response. like just complete Mad Hatter nonsense)
anyway this lady gets really uncomfortable and of the five people (me, him, her, the other checker, and the customer at the other register) who were now sucked into the uncomfortable silence, i decided that i should alleviate the tension by saying “you can’t wait for a watch; you don’t have the time”
and then he said “oh, quick girl!”, gave me that pen, got out of line, and left without ordering anything
You pleased a mad fae trickster
i am absolutely certain that pen will undo any curse or enchantment places on whoever it shines on.
Reblog the pen of quick wit to undo any curse or enchantment placed upon you
Molecule of the Day: Galaxolide (& other musks)
What smells do you associate with “cleanness”? Is it the clean, dewy freshness after a thunderstorm (due to geosmin - Day 14)? Or is it that warm, enveloping smoothness of clean linen?
If you’re thinking about the latter, Galaxolide (C18H26O) is probably responsible for that. It belongs to a class of compounds called “musks”, which are extremely commonly used in fragrances, from functional (detergents and soaps) to fine (perfumes).
Musks used to be obtained from musk pods - a gland of musk deer - since ancient times, when they were discovered to not only have an aroma of their own, but also acted as a fixative for fragrances, which is to say that it prolonged the lasting power of fragrances that it was added to. Natural musk can also be obtained from civet cats and muskrats, amongst other animals.
However, in recent decades, the industry has turned to synthetic musks due to sustainability and ethical concerns regarding the harvesting of musk pods.
The first synthetic musks were discovered serendipitously in the late 19th century; a chemist, Albert Bauer, was trying to find a more explosive analogue to trinitrotoluene (TNT - Day 58) when he noticed that the products of his experiments had a pleasant musky odour. These “nitro musks”, as they were called, found widespread use due to their relatively low costs and similarity to natural musk. Chanel famously used nitro musks in many of their perfumes, including No. 5.
However, nitro musks were eventually suspected of neurotoxicity, and were phased out; only one nitro musk, musk ketone, is currently approved to be used in the fragrance industry.
Other types of musks - macrocyclic musks, such as muscone and civettone, were isolated from natural musk from musk deer and civet cats. However, industrial synthesis proved too complicated and commercially unfeasible for the early 20th century.
The hunt for a new type of synthetic musk - one that was safe and cheap - was on again. In 1965, Galaxolide was first synthesised by International Flavors and Fragrances (IFF) in an attempt to make existing musks more chemically stable and hydrophobic, and was quickly utilised in many functional and fine fragrances due to its crisp, clean connotations; it was completely free of any animalic nuances, unlike molecules like muscone.
Why does the molecule have to be hydrophobic? Consider its purpose - when used in detergents, it would be a desirable quality to be able to adsorb onto fabric fibres and not be washed off by water. Its relatively large size meant that strong intermolecular forces of attractions would lead to low volatility too, thus allowing it to impart a long-lasting pleasant smell.
While Galaxolide was not the first polycyclic musk to be discovered, it is by far the most well-known one and is produced on a scale of 1,000 tons a year as of 2015.
However, with its ubiquity, its persistence in nature and its tendency to bioaccumulate has been brought under scrutiny. While no toxic effects to humans have been reported, it has still been a cause for concern as its effects on wildlife are not well understood.
And the search for new affordable, safe, and biodegradable musks continues…
My dear readers - what chemicals have you tried sniffing? Which ones had a nice aroma, and which ones smelled awful? Let me know in the comments!
My favorite catholic lore is that anyone can make holy water in a pinch but the church puts dumb restrictions on us like ‘do this only if someone needs their last rites’ like I WILL bless this McDonald’s sprite and I WILL enjoy the crispiness of our lord and savior
Another bit is that holy water cannot be diluted. When I went to the Vatican the tour guide was explaining this, if you put any amount of holy water into any amount of normal water, the whole bunch becomes holy. This is how they sell Pope Holy Water in the gift shop. This is how I've been drinking only holy water for two months now. I am immune to demons.
Homeopathic holy
It’s not actually any amount of holy water- according to the Church, the water has to be more than half holy water by volume. So if you take a half gallon+a few drops of holy water and a half gallon of secular water, you get one gallon of holy water, plus a few drops. You can then add a gallon of secular water to that and then you have two gallons of holy water. We’ve got a couple jugs of Pope Water in the linen closet at my parents’ house, because my mom used the heck out of this loophole after a trip to Italy in 2008. It was more than a decade ago at this point and we still have Pope Water. We no longer have that Pope, but by god do we have his water.
Here’s what a jug of Pope water looks like. Mom measured a fill line on them so that we never accidentally run out and just have old jugs of secular water lying around.
my last two brain cells having a sitdown with me
Gam Gam’s Hot Banana Water
Differentiate your centaurs from the standard fantasy model by having them interrupt conversations every so often to unscrew their horse halves like a lightbulb and screw a new one on,
The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.
God: where’s Abel?
Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him
It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.
God: Where’s the Sheepkeeper?
Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper?
God: hey where’s Abel???
Cain:
where are my museum gift shop memes
i have to do everything myself around here don’t i
Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them
It’s still gonna shoot… And they’re gonna lose a finger
No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this
This is a gun we’re talking about. The projectile is fired using an explosion, not by compressed air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling shot. People would be lucky if they only lost their finger.
The finger blocks it
The finger won’t block it - the shaft is only there for keeping the bullet straight, all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger, not that many would actually fit without the victim being a child, and beyond.
The bullet would go forward a little and then hit the finger and stop it’s not that hard to understand
People are going to lose their hands. Go watch Mythbusters. They did an episode on this, the hand fucking exploded.
No, the bullet would start to go but stop at the finger. Thats basic physics. Also hands dont explode normally they did something wrong.
Why the dingleknockers would you even consider sticking your finger in the barrel of a loaded gun?? the amount of force propelling the bullet at that close of range would shatter the finger at the very least; this is a petition for 1,000,000 people to loose the use of their hands. If a bullet explodes the back of a persons skull when they shoot it in their mouth it sure as hell will explode a finger.
No the finger would stop it
I’m loving the idiocy of this post.
Ppl with brains: ummm finger go boom…
Others: no bullet stop. U no kno fisics >:V
no the finger would stop it
You guy who think the bullet would stop at the finger have never shot a gun and can volunteer to it their fingers in the barrel of my 9 mil and I’ll I’ll the trigger and see if it will stop the bullet. Dumdasses
the finger would stop it
fellow DMs listen to me.
if one or more of your players roll to seduce: own it. It’s world building. It’s character building. Sex ain’t a free action. Bring that fucker to the bedroom. Think about your NPC’s sexual traits. Roll dexterity. Make your players roll constitution saves. Give them challenges. If they don’t please the beast, go praying mantis on them. What’s weaker than a bard? A naked bard. Their AC has now been hella dropped. Maybe they succeed and all is well, but that displacer beast is clingy and keeps encountering the party.
So the next time some smug players seduces your encounter, you smirk and you turn the tables on them. :)
NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL BIG DUNGEON ENERGY
so can we get a link to the table or what
How petty are you?