i’ve heard it both ways

niko | he/him | 28

[nomifae]

Sleeping soundly~✨

[alastorluver]

[breadcroww]

first ❤️ (and last 💔) kiss

[cryptotheism]

Sometimes I get wizard high and pray to god that he doesn't take away the beauty of the world.

You are our last line of defense. If you don't get high and pray it all falls apart.

[domysterio]

twitter mad dom is ESPN's #1 pro-wrestler under 30

[extremefrogrefrigerator]

i think i'm hilarious

[muscleluvr4-deactivated20140223]

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

[wariolands-blog]

when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away

[viseriontargaryen]

turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit

[davekat-deactivated20130315-dea]

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

this post somehow still in circulation despite everyone involved being deactivated

[rain-droplet]

even you

[hufflepuffharukananase]

Even me

[rappin-drakken]

[a-book-of-creatures]

Nobody expects the ostrich

[honeyviscera]

showering:

pros: you get to feel clean. you get non greasy hair, non oily feeling skin, it just in general makes you feel better, more energised, refreshed.

cons: there are so many steps. oh my god are there so many steps. before getting into the shower there are steps. during the shower there are steps. and once youve gotten out of the shower? guess what!!! more fucking steps!!!!!!!! UGHHHH

[charl0ttan]

executive dysfunction is literally like. ive had a random dollar on my floor for two weeks and i dont know when ill fit it in my schedule to pick it up. people dont realize this

[rhea-ripley]

Raw || July 22 - 2024

[geekhead79]

The fantastic Rhea Ripley

[mrawkweird]

Gonna take the whole night to get people up off the floor.

[sandmandaddy69]

[oneheadtoanother]

[arsnof]

Tumblr is the most eco-friendly social media site because we will see an old post and be like is anyone else gonna recontextualize this and not wait for an answer

[sovietnam]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[only-cat-memes]