keanu reeves enthusiast

it's 2024 and nothing but absurdism makes sense

[lovely-v]

30 Rock really asks you to suspend your disbelief in wild ways. for 21 straight minutes I have to pretend a republican could be funny

[website-com]

2025 thirty rock episode cerie calls jenna's new belt 'so cunt' and jenna immediately clings to this new young slang but only uses it to the crew who does not know its a compliment and become more and more offended. meanwhile jack has discovered generative AI and think it would be fantastic for script writing. liz is deeply morally offended by this implication but is distracted from her moral stance by the crew starting an uprising against jenna, calling her a misogynistic pig. jenna is beside herself about the 'pig' bit. pete begins to implement the AI behind liz's back because he doesnt give a fuck. the AI is only referencing news items that have not happened and tracy's real scandals, as a result tracy begins to believe that the AI is alive and wants to kill him. kenneth strongly believes that god is communicating with him through the AI chatbot. dot com refuses to help tracy because he is strongly morally opposed to the idea of AI in the arts and has expressed this to tracy many times. kenneth convinces jack that the AI chatbot is god, jack begins to confess his sins and the bot starts to use them to write skits for the show. liz sees what is happening but thinks that using these skits is the only way to make jack see that AI cant write for the show and save the writers jobs. tracy digs through his dressing room floor and stabs through the ethernet cable to kill the bot after learning the layout of the internet. the show is cancelled that week due to pulling funding from network television.

[brightside-brigade]

"I like it in here"

Okay. But its going to consume you.

"We don't have to change"

Okay. But it's going to consume you.

Eventually you have to leave. Eventually you have to run. And its painful and it's so much harder than staying in the comfort of what you know. In that house that stopped being a home years ago. Living memories you've replayed so many times over and over that the details are warping and becoming hollowed out corpses.

And it will consume you when you least expect it. You'll rot right there along with the building foundations and distort right along with your memories.

You'll have to run eventually, even if that's not how you're wired.

The window was never locked.

[the-babble-fish]

MEMORY FOAM THE STILL LIFES WERE MADE OF MEMORY FOAM THE BACKROOMS REMEMBERS

[anjomecanico]

At the moment you make a critique of patriarchy suddenly all men are black brown disabled mentally ill poor immigrant queer refugee polyamorous diabetic toothless from a developing country and all women are white rich warlord 1stworlders

[spltlvlhous]

jenna maroney is just a successful dee reynolds. and also more freaked up than dennis reynolds.

[crimsonandclvr]

Ohm Bauman is a repressed bisexual man. To me

[hippiedippieblondie]

Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?

[anxietyproblem]

[teaboot]

You see I too often sat in school classes and thought “when am I ever going to need this, I’m never going to be an engineer, I’m never gonna be a scientist, I’m never gonna be a linguist” and then I grew up and it turns out a lot of bigots and cults and scams and grifts hinge their entire business model on you just. Not knowing what a protein is or some shit

[anxeious]

[sailorfggot-deactivated20241218]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

i don't think she said this

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

affirmations: you are not real, you don’t have feelings, you don’t want anything, this will be over soon

[drhorsekiller]

[qcharlie]

i think being able to identify and deconstruct an irrational feeling should make it go away. i literally solved your riddle puzzle master can u let me OUT the damn TORTURE LABYRINTH

[enfranchisement]

Sabine Getty wearing custom Ashi Studio for the 2026 Met Gala.

[omgthatdress]

Sarah Paulson hates Jeff Bezos, too!