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@front-yard-dandelion
According to the dream I had last night, the anniversary update will be a new shop hosted by this Vigil where you can buy basic untextured clothing items (like a plain t-shirt or shorts) and then dye them different colors by spending plant food points as currency. So look forward to that.
It occurred to me today that if Terry Pratchett was still around, we'd have a brilliant book about AI by now.
They would build a new machine standing next to HEX and HEX would be... not jealous, of course, why would you think a machine would be jealous? But still HEX would randomly start responding to someone who would spend more time with that new machine.
I'm 100% positive that Dibbler would be mass-printing generated bad romance novels and selling them for profit. All of them would have titles like "A Necklace of Pearls and Flowers" or "A Menace of Dragons and Swords", depending on the audience.
People would buy dis-organisers with new features and the imps would give VASTLY inaccurate answers ("No, dragons don't breathe fire, this is a myth, you are safe!") that would put them in danger - and yet would still refuse to get rid of them. (Maybe Dibbler would sell those advanced dis-organisers, too, sounds like something for him.)
The Watch would have their hands full saving people from said danger. Vimes would never trust this new invention and would get extremely angry at anyone suggesting he bought one, too.
Dwarves would be very anxious because, as our dear Blackboard Monitor already knows, Words Are Important. And if those words come from gods know where, that's really bad. I can actually see the plot where they can actually team up with Blackboard Monitor to destroy those "machine" words at the end.
All that generated rubbish would put L-Space in the danger of collapsing. Because there are books that no one should have written.
"Ponder Stibbons, what is this?"
"Well, you see Archchancellor, some of the lads put it together. It's a bunch of trained imps who-"
"Whats all the fuss then, there's nothing special about imps!"
"Erm, yes, that's why there's a fuss sir. In a sense. They have no imagination, but perfect memory. So we let them read every book in the library and-"
"Well there's certainly no innocence there! The library is full of dangerous things!"
"Yes, but you see Archchancellor, the Imps can write new things together with this."
"What!?!"
"Yes, they simply-"
"They have no imagination, they can't make new things!"
"Well, in a manner of speaking, they can. They take snippets of what they remember reading, and attach them to other snippets they remember reading that weren't attached to the original bits."
"So they write the sane way Igors are made?"
"In a way, yes. No new parts are added. You can simply ask them to write about something and they'll put together snippets of the thing."
"So what they've made here is an ungodsly massive and expensive magic 8 ball?"
"Erm, I suppose. The lads have also been showing them lots of art pieces, to see if they can paint the same way they write. Here, watch."
"Whats this?"
"A piece of imp made art sir."
"It's a eye."
"An eye, Archchancellor."
"Stibbons, do you know why we are here?"
"In what manner, sir?"
"In the university. We are here because, against the will of gods and nature, we think. We dream. We have ideas. These, these Abominable Imps, do not! I don't want them pretending to, is that understood, Ponder Stibbons?"
"Yes sir"
"Good, now get them out of my sight!"
Me holding a dvd player; "This is Avatar; The Last Airbender! It's one of the most beloved shows of the future for its storytelling and thorough worldbuilding!"
J. R. R. Tolkien whom I time traveled to meet; "Why does everyone speak the same language?"
Me; "Well... maybe they are speaking different languages, but it was all translated to english?"
Tolkien; "Then how do they all understand each other if they are speaking different languages?"
Me a bit defensive and nervous; "Uh... the Fire Nation is impirial and nationalistic. Maybe they forced their language on the world, and that's what everyone's speaking."
Tolkien; "Impossible. Ba Sing Se would never speak the language of a country they don't know is attacking. And the Northern Water Tribe would not speak the language of conquerors who are at their doorstep."
So if for some goddamn reason you still have tiktok? Maybe delete it
This shit is dystopian as fuck
Delete it as soon as you can do not fucking use the app at all
Me holding a dvd player; "This is Avatar; The Last Airbender! It's one of the most beloved shows of the future for its storytelling and thorough worldbuilding!"
J. R. R. Tolkien whom I time traveled to meet; "Why does everyone speak the same language?"
Google Chrome has been installing an AI model on users devices without their consent.
My experience with r/comics has been a cycle.
Find a new 4-panel comic about a lesbian couple with massive tits and reheated comedic punchline, read it and feel it's weirdly leering or fetishist, look at the author, find out it's a guy who does NSFW exclusively about lesbians. Block, scroll, repeat.
I gotta get better at curating my follow list here, I'm so tired of being fetishized.
your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.
does he not realize every failed fake assassination attempt makes him look more pathetic and desperate
My Dad just sees every failed Assassination as further proof God wants him alive and wants him to be president. 🙄
God wants him alive but the American people want him buried three feet deep
does he not realize every failed fake assassination attempt makes him look more pathetic and desperate
My Dad just sees every failed Assassination as further proof God wants him alive and wants him to be president. 🙄
does anyone have any tips on maintaining the frankly delusional believe that things will get better
Keep believing out of sheer spite towards the horrible things that want to keep being horrible.
"It will get better. Fuck you."
Call me Red the way I be riding her hood
*Mutual reblogs something you posted*
Me: They still like me. Thank God.
reblog this post to let the mutual you reblogged this from know that you still like them
looking to read a comic
ask the store owner if it's detective batman or omniscient batman
they don't understand I pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is detective batman and what is omniscient batman
they laugh and say "its a good comic mam"
buy the comic
its omniscient batman
Computer, show me titties. Itt bitty titties.
NO!!!
Not pictures of barely legal teens! Women, computer! Adult women! I cannot fap to this loli garbage, it sickens me!
Show me WOMAN with SMALL BOOBS
FOR THE LAST TIME, COMPUTER! SHOW ME ADULT WOMAN WITH SMALL BREASTS! I NEED THE FLAT CHESTED MILVES!
Computer, show me titties. Itt bitty titties.
NO!!!
Not pictures of barely legal teens! Women, computer! Adult women! I cannot fap to this loli garbage, it sickens me!
Show me WOMAN with SMALL BOOBS
Computer, show me titties. Itt bitty titties.
