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if you want a boxer, i’ll step into the ring for you. if you want a doctor, i’ll examine every inch of you. if you want a driver, climb inside. or if you want to take me for a ride, you know you can. i’m your man. / i’ll crawl to you, baby, and i’ll fall at your feet, i’ll howl at your beauty like a dog in heat, i’ll claw at your heart and i’ll tear at your sheet, i’ll say please, please, i’m your man.
wow i really did make this blog and dip huh
@feckugly liked for a starter !
there wasn’t much jebediah duddy didn’t know about the west, because the west was what raised him. aside from being the son of a tennessee pastor man, deserts and prairies and mountains and all the sin that came with it was what he felt comfortable in. it was what he could strive in. but, he hadn’t gone by jebediah in years, and his current persona, that of doctor joseph dutton, was supposed to be a northerner with no experience of the great wide open. that certain brand of ignorance was an easy part to play, especially for a conman such as himself. ❝ would you happen know anyone in these parts with a sickness, sir ? i’m a traveling practitioner of modern medicine, and i’ll be in town for a few weeks. ❞
give this a like if ya want a starter, buckaroos !
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HEADCANON : his practice. his license may be fake, but the books he’s studied for the last ten years are not and the medicines he buys are real ( or, as real as medicines in the 1800s could be ). he’s not going to poison someone, he’s not going to give a sick child fake pills, and he’s not completely clueless when it comes to being a “doctor.” he knows how to treat / stitch wounds, how to help those with common / treatable sicknesses, how to help a woman give birth ( how to perform an emergency c-section with about a 3/4ths chance of the mother surviving too ), how to realign broken bones, etc. that being said, he never went to medical school and the majority of his practice is a huge conjob. if he knows that someone is going to die of tuberculosis, he’ll give them some sort of overpriced placebo treatment and make sure to be out of town before they kick the bucket : which is, apart from the running, what a lot of doctors back then did. sure, he’s got the basics ( and a little more ) down and has genuinely helped a lot of people, but he’s also a sorta bad person who leeches money from sick people and lies about his identity.
‘ well, you got a name? ’
❝ oh, i apologize ————— doctor joseph dutton. ❞ one of many, in fact. so many that he couldn’t fit them all on one hand. joseph dutton was just the one that’d earned him the most cash. a hand extends, clean and far from calloused, unlike the hand of the usual men in these parts. he was a stranger, indeed. ❝ i’ll be around for a few weeks, treating the folk in town, and those in close enough proximity, who happen to be suffering from consumption and other afflictions. ❞ it’s a sentence he’d spoken thousands of times before, a story that he’d built on for ten years. at this point, it was the truth.
❝ would you happen to know anyone in need of a medical practitioner, sir ? my fees are the lowest of them all and my medicines are of the highest quality, i assure. ❞
meme ! / @taimados !
* western movie starters
a collection of lines from westerns. tw: guns and violence.
THE SECRET OF CONVICT LAKE
‘ guess we do look kinda rough, but we’re peaceable enough. ’
‘ food and a place to sleep is all we want. ’
‘ go down and have a look. see what we’re walking into. ’
‘ you do like i say, do you hear? ’
‘ take this rifle. ’
‘ what’s the matter, kid? ’
‘ try and eat this. it’ll make you feel better. ’
‘ you know i’ve seen hound dogs get on a trail that leads nowhere. ’
‘ got to find someplace to lie down. ’
‘ you sassing me, young man? ’
‘ you bunk down there on the floor. ’
‘ i can’t stand being alone like this. ’
‘ you bloodthirsty weasel. ’
‘ are you crazy? scaring everybody half to death! ’
‘ if you don’t, we’ll blast your heads off. ’
‘ you want me to fix you something? ’
‘ we’re running away, but we’re still asking for food and shelter. ’
‘ this gun is loaded and i can use it. ’
THE OUTLAW
‘ don’t go away. ’
‘ be careful. your wound – you’ll hurt yourself. ’
‘ what’s the matter? ’
‘ here we are, together again. same old happy family. ’
‘ i’ll get you warm. ’
‘ hurry up with that grub. ’
‘ i’m here, right here. ’
‘ put a bandage on the wound and see that it’s always moist. ’
‘ what do you wanna know for? ’
‘ in other words, you think you’re gonna leave. ’
‘ say, what’s eating you? ’
‘ what’s the matter? ’
‘ shook like a leaf ‘til he died. ’
‘ i’ll use one on you in a minute. ’
‘ gimme a cigarette. ’
THE BRAVADOS
‘ well, you got a name? ’
‘ just passing through. ’
‘ and don’t talk to them. ’
‘ can’t sleep anyway. ’
‘ poor devil never harmed anybody in his life. ’
‘ where have you been? ’
‘ we’ve got to get him out of here. ’
‘ are you worried about me? ’
‘ go and see what it was. ’
‘ come back here! ’
‘ you’re a stranger here. ’
‘ stop that, you idiot! ’
‘ put it down! ’
‘ ain’t we got enough trouble without you starting more? ’
‘ we had fun. ’
TOP GUN
‘ spill it. ’
‘ i need a few things. ’
‘ yeah, i hope you’re right. for your sake. ’
‘ if i am, it’s to keep you from running wild and getting into trouble again. ’
‘ they’re worse. ’
‘ i didn’t come back to this town. i came back to a memory. ’
‘ there’s nothing as mean as a renegade white man. ’
‘ i sure could use it. ’
‘ if it isn’t guns, it’s fists. ’
‘ tonight, that’s all i got to go on. ’
‘ be a good idea, if you like living. ’
‘ you’re right. there is still something worth fighting for. ’
‘ very considerate. ’
there’s a conman coming ! there’s a conman coming outta your railroad !
JEBEDIAH DUDDY !
THE BASICS
full name: james abraham bohannon jebediah abraham duddy nickname(s)/alias(s): doctor joeseph dutton, joe, pastor william waters, abraham dorrie, jessie bohannon date of birth: june 20th, 1854 place of birth: eastern tenneessee current location: he moves through the pioneer towns of the west sex: male pronouns: he/his religion: christian language(s) known: english, spanish, german accent: he’s been faking a canadian accent for roughly a decade now, but his true accent is of the upper south.
PHYSICAL APPEARANCE
face claim: default thomas beaudoin, alternates henry cavill and anson mount hair color: dark brown eye color: green height: 6′1" tattoos: none piercings: none facial hair: he always has a moustache, though it’s sometimes paired with the scruff of not shaving for a few days. clothing style: nice, slightly pricey. he likes to look good, but he also knows he’s supposed to be a convincing doctor.
HEALTH
allergies: none sleeping habits: usually, he’s asleep by midnight if he’s in a sleepy frontier town. if he passes through a city, however, he’ll be up every night drinking and gambling until the sun comes up. exercise habits: hmm. certain forms of cardio, usually involving a second party and a satisfactory ending. sociability: jebediah joseph has always been an extremely friendly man, and while it’s usually genuine, he’s also a conman. it’s literally his job to fool people into giving up their money. addictions: codeine and alcohol, though he hides it very well. drug use: it’s not unlikely that he uses his Super Legitimate medical license to get his own drugs for his own personal use. alcohol use: oh boy, he loves it.
PERSONALITY
positive traits: clever, caring, empathetic, intelligent, experienced negative traits: um, he’s a conman goals/desires: moving to someplace serene and quiet, having a family, never getting caught by the law fears: getting killed by a hired gun, being arrested and not being able to slip away hobbies: researching cultures and gathering facts that he can use, because he loves trying to see just how far he can stretch his stories. he figures he could be a wonderful writer one day. habits: drinking, lying, leaving
FAVORITES
weather: autumn on the east coast, summer on the west. color: green. beverage: anything flammable that tastes like turpentine food: texas barbecue animal: dog, specifically his own.
FAMILY
birth father: james bohannon, deceased birth mother: naomi bohannon, deceased adoptive father: phineas duddy adoptive mother: mary duddy adoptive siblings(s): sarah and ruth duddy pets(s): aristotle, a wire haired jack russel terrier he won from an asshole in a minneapolis poker game, and he loves that dog more than anything.
Welcome to the great state of California, Mr. Bohannon.
JEBEDIAH DUDDY ! ( 1 / ? ) do not reblog.
The Ballad of Buster Scruggs: The Gal Who Got Rattled (2018) dir The Coen Bros.
some basics about jeb before i link y’all to his full bio!
- he was born as james abraham bohannon in knoxville, tennessee on june 20th, 1854 to a widow who died shortly after he was born. he was taken in by a presbyterian pastor named phineas duddy when he was six months old and renamed jebediah abraham duddy. phineas already had two young daughters, mary and sarah, aged 2 and 4. - the duddy family left to nebraska in 1865, when jebediah was 11, to join the construction of the union pacific railroad to serve as a mobile church of sorts. they stayed with the railroad until 1869, when it connected with the central pacific railraod in promontory point, utah. at this point, jebediah was 15. he stayed in promontory until he was 22. - coming of age on the railroad and everything that came with it (gambling, violent men, drinking, prostitution, violent battles when the railroad violated indian territory treaties, etc) is what made him the way he is. his morals are flawed to say the very least, and he bounces between chaotic neutral and chaotic good. - his current identity is that of doctor joseph dutton, a man born in winnepeg who went to university in toronto. he supposedly came to the US through buffalo, new york, but was ran out of the state when he tried to elope with a gun maker’s daughter, which is how he got the bullet scar on his shoulder, but this is all a lie. he now travels across the west, practicing “medicine” in frontier towns. he’s held this name since 1890. - from the ages 22 to 25 (or the years 1876 to 1879), jebediah rode with a band of outlaws in the southwest robbing train cars. he realized he did better independent and traveled to texas. - one of his past identities was morgan dorrie, which he kept from 1879 to 1884 (ages 25 to 30) in south texas. he was hired as a bank teller in san antonio, and after working there for five years, he robbed it of $50,000. this caused the texas rangers, which were notoriously violent at this time, to come after him. they found him in wichita falls six weeks later, but they only got one shot in, which hit him in his shoulder before he got out of their grasp for good. in san antonio, he fell in love with a married woman named cora king, who he met at the bank while her husband would deposit money. the two had an affair for four years and had agreed to run away together after the heist, but she never showed up to the rendezvous and he had to leave texas alone. - jessie kincaid was the name he kept in missouri from 1884 to 1887 (ages 30 to 33), when he robbed three different banks in st. louis, columbia, and kansas city, earning him a chase from the us marshal’s service. from these jobs, he got $110,000. - another name is pastor william waters, which was a name he kept from 1887 through 1889 (33 to 35) in billings, montana. in billings, he robbed the town bank of $15,000 and ended up getting a hired private gun after him. however, the hitman wont ever find him, because jebediah led him to believe he went to the prairie lands of canada. - he has about $125,000 worth of stolen wealth that he hasn’t spent, a horse drawn covered wagon that acts as his medical practice, and a wire haired jack russel terrier named aristotle that he won in a poker game in minneapolis. other than that, joseph dutton doesn’t exist. he hasn't used his real name, jebediah duddy, since he was 25, and the only person who ever knew it since then was cora.
