jelsa supremacy

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Jack: You fuckers don't know about my knife stick. Its a knife taped to a stick and its my ultimate weapon

Merida: Spear.

Jack: BLOCKED.

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Elsa: That's ridiculous Jack does not have a crush on me

Anna: Yes he does

Eugene: Yes he does

Hiccup: Yes he does

Kristoff: Yes he does

Merida: Yes he does

Rapunzel: Yes he does

Jack: Yes I do

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Eugene: Hah! 69! You know what that means?

Hiccup: What?

Elsa: Thatyou're a child

Jack: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ?!?!

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Rapunzel: We call it a traumatic experience

Rapunzel, turning to Eugene: Not a "bruh moment"

Rapunzel, turning to Jack: Not "sadge"

Rapunzel, turning to Merida: And DEFINITELY not an "oof lmao"

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Elsa: Oh, come on, Anna! Jack does not like me or anything!

Anna: Elsa, Jack would literally throw himself in front of a car for you

Elsa: Jack would throw himself in front of a car for fun

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Jack: "What are you into?" is such a broad question, like do I reply with a TV series or choking?

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Rapunzel: Jack, you'll be working with Elsa and Hiccup

Jack: Alright! Finally my threesome fantasy became true!

Elsa:

Hiccup:

Rapunzel:

Jack: OF WORKING TOGETHER I MEAN!!!

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Elsa: You got a date, Jack?

Jack: No...

Elsa: Well, you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand

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Jack: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen or seven and five ARE thirteen?

Hiccup: Neither.

Hiccup: Because its twelve.

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Jack: Elsa is playing hard to get

Jack: Little does she know; I'm a master of playing hard to get rid of

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Jack: I'm quick at math.

Hiccup: Okay, what's 38 times 76?

Jack: 24

Hiccup: That wasn't even close

Jack: But it was quick

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Elsa is soft for Jack ONLY

Elsa: Valentine's day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Jack: I wrote you a poem...

Elsa, already crying: You did?

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Jack was hungry

Elsa: According to the footage here, you shook the vending machine and when the shake alarm went off, you punched the glass and broke it

Jack: ...I was hungry

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Jack's bucket list

Anna: Jack, why does your bucket list have 'die' in it?

Jack: So that I can die feeling a little accomplished

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Jack: I have a lie detector in my shirt

Elsa: ...What? Weirdo. Take it off, then.

Eugene: Why do you want him to take off his shirt?

Elsa: WHAT- NO I DON'T-

Jack: beep... beep...